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THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USATODAY - IT IS FOR REAL
Subject: PLEEEEEEASE READ!!!! it was on the news!
This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.
Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will! repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it ( If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks time period.
For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent! it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check.
Regards. Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations
1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX
292-1085 Charles_Bailey@csx.com Charles_bailey@csx.com
I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and withindays, I receive a check for $24,800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can affoard this, Bill gates is the man.
It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10,000.00. We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When i went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was stamped "Paid in full"
Like i said before, I know the law, and this is for real.
Intel and AOL are n ow discussing a merger which would make them the largest Internet company and in an effort make sure that AOL remains the most widely used program, Intel and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can and will track it( if you are a Microsoft Windows user)for a two week time period.
TRy it; What have you got to lose
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Love the pink font.........too tired to read the rest 
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I got a Bridge to sell ya for a REALLY low price.... 
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I've been looking to buy a bridge. Maybe we can talk...
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"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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um, G-man. Its obviously not junk email.
It says so in the opening paragraph.
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My apologies, r3x. But as long as we're on the subject, I recently made contact with some very reliable Nigerian businessmen who need someone to hold ten million dollars for them. PM you bank information and I'll send you a finder's fee.
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My apologies, r3x.
But as long as we're on the subject, I recently made contact with some very reliable Nigerian businessmen who need someone to hold ten million dollars for them.
PM you bank information and I'll send you a finder's fee.
I got an e mail like that before, G Man. I deleted it, and never got another one like it again. I hope no one is niave enough to actually fall for that crap.
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Thats just g-man being his usual condescending self. He thinks we're all stupid.
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Thats just g-man being his usual condescending self. He thinks we're all stupid.
Rex I don't think G man thinks we're all stupid...and even if he did, we know we're not stupid, so in the words of Atlanta Rythym Section, " I'm not gonna let it bother me tonight. " 
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Thats just g-man being his usual condescending self. He thinks we're all stupid.
Rex I don't think G man thinks we're all stupid...and even if he did, we know we're not stupid, so in the words of Atlanta Rythym Section, " I'm not gonna let it bother me tonight. "
I agree with you tiger!!! Rex just needs to shove a big old cock up his ass and let go!!!!! Like we do!!!
Ouch! That's A Big Dick!!!
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Thats just g-man being his usual condescending self. He thinks we're all stupid.
You don't know what the phrase "On the off chance" means, do you?
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DO you the phrase "insecure old man who deletes peoples posts to make himself feel better"?
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rex, with all due respect, I think the record will reflect that your complete inability to take even the slightest, half serious, criticism or wisecrack --while doggedly insulting other posters--speaks volumes as to who is the insecure one.
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Yes, because I always get upset when people make fun of me or criticize me.
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Even a casual observer will notice your very frequent tendency to go from zero to sixty on the hostility scale when you try to zing someone and they zing you back.
A minor crack in your direction has often resulted in a "fuck you" back or even attacking someone's family (see, eg, your singularly uncivil attacks on WBAM's wife).
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How do you know I'm really upset?
I'm on good terms with most the posters here (unlike you) they know I'm joking.
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Then why do you assume someone else isn't joking back and get defensive?
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Even a casual observer will notice your very frequent tendency to go from zero to sixty on the hostility scale when you try to zing someone and they zing you back.
A minor crack in your direction has often resulted in a "fuck you" back or even attacking someone's family (see, eg, your singularly uncivil attacks on WBAM's wife).
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Then why do you assume someone else isn't joking back and get defensive?
When was this?
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Everybody needs to calm down and start being more civil to each other.
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This is a thread of peace.
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Then why do you assume someone else isn't joking back and get defensive?
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When was this?
When I, or someone else, make a joke about you, or your job, you've been known to reply with decidely unhumorous comments like "fuck you".
If you're joking, it's not a very good joke.
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Even a casual observer will notice your very frequent tendency to go from zero to sixty on the hostility scale when you try to zing someone and they zing you back.
A minor crack in your direction has often resulted in a "fuck you" back or even attacking someone's family (see, eg, your singularly uncivil attacks on WBAM's wife).
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See. There I zinged you, not your wife. If anything, your wife should thank me for advising you to go home to her.
But seriously, you and Wednesday are correct vis a vis the need for civility and this being a thread of peace. That is why I am asking rex to join me a new tone.
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Once again, g-man thinks a smiley will take back the rude comment he made.
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Everybody needs to calm down and start being more civil to each other.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Everybody needs to calm down and start being more civil to each other.
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Then why do you assume someone else isn't joking back and get defensive?
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When was this?
When I, or someone else, make a joke about you, or your job, you've been known to reply with decidely unhumorous comments like "fuck you".
If you're joking, it's not a very good joke.
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Even a casual observer will notice your very frequent tendency to go from zero to sixty on the hostility scale when you try to zing someone and they zing you back.
A minor crack in your direction has often resulted in a "fuck you" back or even attacking someone's family (see, eg, your singularly uncivil attacks on WBAM's wife).
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See. There I zinged you, not your wife. If anything, your wife should thank me for advising you to go home to her.
But seriously, you and Wednesday are correct vis a vis the need for civility and this being a thread of peace. That is why I am asking rex to join me a new tone.
I'm all for it.
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I have always viewed this place as a "guy's lockerroom" where you can say raunchy things and not necessarily mean it. My wife has asked me to never post a pic of her or mention much if anything at all of her. That part of my life is Private.
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I have always viewed this place as a "guy's lockerroom" where you can say raunchy things and not necessarily mean it. My wife has asked me to never post a pic of her or mention much if anything at all of her. That part of my life is Private.
Waitaminnit...you're MARRIED?!?!?!?
Nowhereman is gonna be PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSED!!!
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G-man with all due respect I think the Record will show that you Rape little boys
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I have always viewed this place as a "guy's lockerroom" where you can say raunchy things and not necessarily mean it. My wife has asked me to never post a pic of her or mention much if anything at all of her. That part of my life is Private.
I feel the same way.
That's why I wouldn't say anything about your wife other than something like my (intended as) "so why aren't you home with her...what are you lame?" comment in the first place.
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G-Man Don't you have some jews to kill and cocks to suck
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