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Figured it would be nice to have an open topic for people who need help with relationships....Guess I should start things off.

Okay, as a few of you already know, I've been dating a wonderful woman from Morris Plains (which is like an hour from North Jersey). When we first started dating, the situation was very convenient: I had my own room, she was very familiar with my campus (she knows a lot of girls there), and we both had Wednesday afternoons free.

Fast forward to now, and that's all changed: She has a full-time job with Panasonic and I live in New York with no car and limited means of seeing her...Hell, I don't even have a bed, I sleep on the floor! Plus I don't have a "real job" yet, so I'm dead broke. That said, we rarely see each other...and when we do, it's not for very long. Take last Friday, for instance. We spent an hour together in her car.

The point I'm trying to make is: The spark is most definitely there in our relationship. In fact, when things were at their worst (a fiasco with my family's cell phone bill where I had to use my dad's phone to call her at night), she started telling me she loves me. We talk almost every day, and I e-mail her as well. How do I keep that spark alive...or if possible, start an even bigger flame? Also, what the hell can I do to spend more time with her? (Keep in mind that an ex-roommate offered the option of using his place to crash/watch movies/whatever)

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She has a full-time job with Panasonic

and I live in New York with no car and limited means of seeing her...Hell, I don't even have a bed, I sleep on the floor! Plus I don't have a "real job" yet, so I'm dead broke.




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Yeah Brian,

she will find someone else for sure. Morris Plains is only 10 minutes from me. Maybe I can give her her physical needs and you guys can cuddle for an hour afterwards in her car.

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Please keep this kinda stuff to yourself. Seriously. Its really gay.


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Yeah Brian,

she will find someone else for sure. Morris Plains is only 10 minutes from me. Maybe I can give her her physical needs and you guys can cuddle for an hour afterwards in her car.


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Shouldn't this go in the generic gay thread?


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Shouldn't this go in the generic gay thread?




Nah...there's enough bullshit in there already.


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Hey Brian,

you and I have alot in common. you know the whole dick in the ass thing. you raging homosexual.


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Shouldn't this go in the generic gay thread?




Nah...there's enough bullshit in there already.


klinto, you and I have alot in common.


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Oh My Gosh!!! Brian thats soooo sad!!! I hope it works for you :P


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Oh My Gosh!!! Brian thats soooo sad!!! I hope it works for you :P


you and I have alot in common princess........I've got a dick in myass just like you do.


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Brian:

If you're unemployed and broke, your priority should be fixing that problem, no matter what you feel for anybody. You need to feed and take care of yourself and pay your own bills because the last thing you need in your life is that kind of day by day stress. Trust me, it's worth the effort it in the long run. If it ever seems like you're working all the time for minimal pay, or you're working on getting an "A" only to end up with a strong "C", it's still better than your situation right now.

Don't worry about not being able to see her enough. You're only human, so you need to sleep, eat, work and everything. If this woman is or becomes special to you, then no amount of precious time you spend with her will feel like enough, even if it's for 13 hours every day of the week. It happens all the time. All you can do then is cherish the time you do have with her.

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I don't know who is more gay. Sideways or Brian Ortiz. Can we get a poll?


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Ortiz. Sideways is more of a fuckbitch.


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I don't know who is more gay. Sideways or Brian Ortiz. Can we get a poll?




smoooooooooch!

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I don't know who is more gay. Sideways or Brian Ortiz. Can we get a poll?




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Wha's up wi' all these queers poppin' outa tha woodwork all of eh sudden? First Ortiz and Darknight613, and now fookin' sideways. Aye, I dinnae know how much more I can take. Next thin' ye know, Klinton'll be a queer too.


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Brian A. Ortiz said:
Figured it would be nice to have an open topic for people who need help with relationships....Guess I should start things off.

Okay, as a few of you already know, I've been dating a wonderful woman from Morris Plains (which is like an hour from North Jersey). When we first started dating, the situation was very convenient: I had my own room, she was very familiar with my campus (she knows a lot of girls there), and we both had Wednesday afternoons free.

Fast forward to now, and that's all changed: She has a full-time job with Panasonic and I live in New York with no car and limited means of seeing her...Hell, I don't even have a bed, I sleep on the floor! Plus I don't have a "real job" yet, so I'm dead broke. That said, we rarely see each other...and when we do, it's not for very long. Take last Friday, for instance. We spent an hour together in her car.

The point I'm trying to make is: The spark is most definitely there in our relationship. In fact, when things were at their worst (a fiasco with my family's cell phone bill where I had to use my dad's phone to call her at night), she started telling me she loves me. We talk almost every day, and I e-mail her as well. How do I keep that spark alive...or if possible, start an even bigger flame? Also, what the hell can I do to spend more time with her? (Keep in mind that an ex-roommate offered the option of using his place to crash/watch movies/whatever)




Maybe you could get your dick wet if you stopped reading romance novels and started thinking like a man and not a 14 year old school girl.

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Wha's up wi' all these queers poppin' outa tha woodwork all of eh sudden? First Ortiz and Darknight613, and now fookin' sideways. Aye, I dinnae know how much more I can take. Next thin' ye know, Klinton'll be a queer too.




If Ortiz was gay, why would he be so gaga over a woman, silly buns!

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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Brian A. Ortiz said:
Figured it would be nice to have an open topic for people who need help with relationships....Guess I should start things off.

Okay, as a few of you already know, I've been dating a wonderful woman from Morris Plains (which is like an hour from North Jersey). When we first started dating, the situation was very convenient: I had my own room, she was very familiar with my campus (she knows a lot of girls there), and we both had Wednesday afternoons free.

Fast forward to now, and that's all changed: She has a full-time job with Panasonic and I live in New York with no car and limited means of seeing her...Hell, I don't even have a bed, I sleep on the floor! Plus I don't have a "real job" yet, so I'm dead broke. That said, we rarely see each other...and when we do, it's not for very long. Take last Friday, for instance. We spent an hour together in her car.

The point I'm trying to make is: The spark is most definitely there in our relationship. In fact, when things were at their worst (a fiasco with my family's cell phone bill where I had to use my dad's phone to call her at night), she started telling me she loves me. We talk almost every day, and I e-mail her as well. How do I keep that spark alive...or if possible, start an even bigger flame? Also, what the hell can I do to spend more time with her? (Keep in mind that an ex-roommate offered the option of using his place to crash/watch movies/whatever)




I assume you are too broke to even take mass transit?

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she will find someone else for sure. Morris Plains is only 10 minutes from me. Maybe I can give her her physical needs and you guys can cuddle for an hour afterwards in her car.


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Aw, where's the fun in that?


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The point I'm trying to make is: The spark is most definitely there in our relationship. How do I keep that spark alive...or if possible, start an even bigger flame? Also, what the hell can I do to spend more time with her?




Get a job. ANY job, however menial, is better than no job. Pride goeth before a fall, young man. This is important whether you're with her or not.

She lives an hour from you, but she has a job where she lives? You're where you are with no job? You want to be with her? Sounds like you gotta move. I can't see her moving to be with a guy with no job.

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This will not win her over.

Do what I tell my kids: Get yourself going career-wise before worrying about romance and love and all that shit.

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Do what I tell my kids: Get yourself going career-wise before worrying about romance and love and all that shit.





'Xactly.


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Brian A. Ortiz said:
Figured it would be nice to have an open topic for people who need help with relationships....Guess I should start things off.

Okay, as a few of you already know, I've been dating a wonderful woman from Morris Plains (which is like an hour from North Jersey). When we first started dating, the situation was very convenient: I had my own room, she was very familiar with my campus (she knows a lot of girls there), and we both had Wednesday afternoons free.

Fast forward to now, and that's all changed: She has a full-time job with Panasonic and I live in New York with no car and limited means of seeing her...Hell, I don't even have a bed, I sleep on the floor! Plus I don't have a "real job" yet, so I'm dead broke. That said, we rarely see each other...and when we do, it's not for very long. Take last Friday, for instance. We spent an hour together in her car.

The point I'm trying to make is: The spark is most definitely there in our relationship. In fact, when things were at their worst (a fiasco with my family's cell phone bill where I had to use my dad's phone to call her at night), she started telling me she loves me. We talk almost every day, and I e-mail her as well. How do I keep that spark alive...or if possible, start an even bigger flame? Also, what the hell can I do to spend more time with her? (Keep in mind that an ex-roommate offered the option of using his place to crash/watch movies/whatever)



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Figured it would be nice to have an open topic for people who need help with relationships....Guess I should start things off.

Okay, as a few of you already know, I've been dating a wonderful woman from Morris Plains (which is like an hour from North Jersey). When we first started dating, the situation was very convenient: I had my own room, she was very familiar with my campus (she knows a lot of girls there), and we both had Wednesday afternoons free.

Fast forward to now, and that's all changed: She has a full-time job with Panasonic and I live in New York with no car and limited means of seeing her...Hell, I don't even have a bed, I sleep on the floor! Plus I don't have a "real job" yet, so I'm dead broke. That said, we rarely see each other...and when we do, it's not for very long. Take last Friday, for instance. We spent an hour together in her car.

The point I'm trying to make is: The spark is most definitely there in our relationship. In fact, when things were at their worst (a fiasco with my family's cell phone bill where I had to use my dad's phone to call her at night), she started telling me she loves me. We talk almost every day, and I e-mail her as well. How do I keep that spark alive...or if possible, start an even bigger flame? Also, what the hell can I do to spend more time with her? (Keep in mind that an ex-roommate offered the option of using his place to crash/watch movies/whatever)






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