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What are the strangest, scariest, or happiest dreams you've had lately?
Last night I dreamt I was at some underground installation. Their was a pilot there. I was nervous about the new meteor they'd just found. I urged him to leave right away. He finally listened.
A few minutes after his departure, the meteor cracked open. A large parasitic creature leaped out. Guns and flame throwers would not stop it.
In a nearby room, Stampy, who had once been Bart Simpson's pet Elephant was being tested to see if he could be taught less aggressive tendencies.
The parasite creature found Stampy, and entered his body.
It was horrible. You could see it under his skin, it was the size of three men...the elephant was clearly in agony..and fell over and died. The parasite left Stampy, went into a corner and died.
Stampy was on the autopsy table. He was really messed up looking. That was when he came to life, and started attacking everyone. I just stood and watched as soldiers shot him, but to no avail.
Stampy ran out of the room, chasing them..and then came back and walked slowly towards me......
And that was when I woke up, Whew!!! That was some dream...
Anybody else have vivid dreams that they care to share?
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Most of my dreams are wet. 
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Most of my dreams are wet.
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Most of my dreams are wet.
You need to stop falling asleep in the bathtub.
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PJP, you seem to be repeating there...
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PJP, you seem to be repeating there.....
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strangest: i had a dream about a dog i had years ago, that she had come back to life...but that we had cut out a piece of the basement concrete and put here under there. she eventually pushed her way back up from under it. she was dusty/dirty and thin as shit. and had maggots crawling all over her. she eventually grew to the size of the house and ate everyone then died in a lake.
scariest: winged creature was chasing me down a long hallway with a amus (or whatever those scarves priests wear are called). he was also in full batman costume. he then tied me up to a construction barrel and killed me with frozen paint balls.
happiest dream: also goes with a strange one but; i was some sort of pixie in this land of fairys and gnomes and crap and thats all i remember
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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strangest: i had a dream about a dog i had years ago, that she had come back to life...but that we had cut out a piece of the basement concrete and put here under there. she eventually pushed her way back up from under it. she was dusty/dirty and thin as shit. and had maggots crawling all over her. she eventually grew to the size of the house and ate everyone then died in a lake.
scariest: winged creature was chasing me down a long hallway with a amus (or whatever those scarves priests wear are called). he was also in full batman costume. he then tied me up to a construction barrel and killed me with frozen paint balls.
happiest dream: also goes with a strange one but; i was some sort of pixie in this land of fairys and gnomes and crap and thats all i remember
Sneaky, I had a cat named Maude who was fantastic! She was sweet, intelligent, loving and so very full of personality.
She had a cardiomyopathy at age six, and no longer had use of her hind legs. I had her put to sleep on January 20, 1984.
I had dreams about her coming back for several years after that. It was always the same dream. I'd be asleep in bed, and she'd jump up on me. I'd be crying in my dream, as I was so happy to see her again, and I'd wake up crying.
Once in a great while, I will cry thinking about her.
I did an oil painting, and a charcoal sketch of her back in 1981 or so. She was a great friend. She'd lay on her back in my arms and want her belly rubbed, and put her front paws over my shoulders and want to be held that way for hours...and sleep with me, with her head on my pillow, and I'd hold her.
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I once ran over a cat named Maude.......poor dear never had a chance against my huge SUV. If you listened closely enough you could hear the poor dear screaming in agony begging for the pain to stop.....then I got to the head part and my 20 inch tires finished her off. Poor dear. 
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I once ran over a cat named Maude.......poor dear never had a chance against my huge SUV. If you listened closely enough you could hear the poor dear screaming in agony begging for the pain to stop.....then I got to the head part and my 20 inch tires finished her off. Poor dear.
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I once ran over a cat named Maude.......poor dear never had a chance against my huge SUV. If you listened closely enough you could hear the poor dear screaming in agony begging for the pain to stop.....then I got to the head part and my 20 inch tires finished her off. Poor dear.
PJP, that's awful!
  
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And PJP : Why are all your posts duplicated? Is this the result of a faulty transporter, like the one that split Captain Kirk in two years ago? Where is Scotty when ya really need him?
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These posts are sooo making me thing beardy! Good job!
Scariest: As a kid I was caught on a tangled web and the spider was getting closer...closer....CLOSER. Then when I could feel its spikey legs against my skin and see him arch back like he was going to strike into me, I'd wake up in a cold sweat.
Happiest: When I'm back on the ocean as a teenager, way out at the second sandbar in my inner tube floating along hearing the sounds of seagulls lurking nearby. When I open my eyes to the bright sunlight, I spot dolphins and wales in the water off in the distance who seemingly smile at me. Closing my eyes and hearing the peaceful echos of the surf, happiness fills my heart, then I wake up.....grrrrr such beauty and it has to end...so sad!
Strangest: Walking down the halls of my high school and freaking out b/c I didn't know we were having a test in my economics class that day. Then I can't get my locker to open and start panicking. In the midst of it all, I wake up and thank my lucky stars I'm no longer in high school!
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And PJP : Why are all your posts duplicated? Is this the result of a faulty transporter, like the one that split Captain Kirk in two years ago?
Where is Scotty when ya really need him?
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I had a dream about a dream I had years ago. It had pirates fighting lions and aristocrats and big bears like snuffolupogus or something.
Last night I had a dream about being a rumrunner during prohibition. It inspired a comic I'm trying to script. Not too funny, sadly.
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Last night I was having a REALLY great sex dream, me and a Hot guy I know.
Then I woke up, I guess a sound must have awakened me.....
I went back to sleep, to try to ge back into that dream, but then I dreamed I saw people with very large heads and they were all talking about spagetti.
Oh well......
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Last night I was having a REALLY great sex dream, me and a Hot guy I know.
Doesn't this belong in the "Rob's Blog" forum?
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I had a dream I had an awesome dream
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Last night I was having a REALLY great sex dream, me and a Hot guy I know.
klinton?
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Last night I was having a REALLY great sex dream, me and a Hot guy I know.
klinton?
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he said HOT GUY. you ugly hermaphrodites will have to wait for your turn on the cat-dude.
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he said HOT GUY. you ugly hermaphrodites will have to wait for your turn on the cat-dude.
Thats right, you big strong man you! Have you ever done it with a prune and two cats? Give me a pm!!! 
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I think I am going to be ill.
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I think I am going to be ill.
I can fix that for you! Just insert your penis here --> ( )*( )...and voila!
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I didn't want to invite him into this conversation. I just can't understand Caveman English...
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Catguy is truly demented. and a pedophile.
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Was it a dream where you were standing in sort of sun-god robes on top of a pyramid, and there are hundreds of naked women screaming and throwing pickles at you?
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