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Honestly now. Tonight, I get a call from a girl I haven't talked to since she found herself a boyfriend months ago. So in my head I was thinking, "That's cool." But she stopped talking to me completely after snagging her man. So I simply thought "Fuck her." and continued with my life. That was around... St. Patty's Day, I think. A couple days after. Anywho, she calls. "Where have you been?!" Bitch, where the FUCK have YOU been?! YOU'RE the one who stopped calling me, Ho! I'm not at your beck and call! FUCK YOU! ... I said in my head. She's mad at me for not calling her when I made a few attempts before and she didn't respond. Yeah. Logical to the last, you ladies are. I'm not even gonna start with the nymphomaniacs who want to tell me about their fucking escapades, but don't wanna fuck me. Ain't THAT a bitch?!  Probably for the best... they most likely have teh AIDZ!
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Yes TK.........they are.  Except for our sweet lawyer friend from NYC with the brooklyn accent! 
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I'm not even gonna start with the nymphomaniacs who want to tell me about their fucking escapades, but don't wanna fuck me. Ain't THAT a bitch?!
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TK, women our age are scandalous crazy hoes. It's just the way it is. Once you accept that it's a little easier to deal with them without expectations of common sense or human decency.
I've been in those exact shoes, and if and when the bitch tries to talk to me I'll feel all warm and fuzzy inside when I tell her to get fucked.
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Yes TK.........they are.
Except for our sweet lawyer friend from NYC with the brooklyn accent!
Nice save, bitch. *grin* And I don't have a B'klyn accent!
TK - seriously, you need to start dating older women who are past this kind of shit already.
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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You wanna talk of insanity, TK? It's not as if she said "wanna have kinky sex with a water pick and a riveting machine?", but in that case you can call her next time Rob needs a new mod.
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TK - seriously, you need to start dating older women who are past this kind of shit already.
You remember what I wrote earlier...
But I dunno. Things might be different in the next few months. But I'm not holding my breath.
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TK - seriously, you need to start dating older women who are past this kind of shit already.
You remember what I wrote earlier...
Yes. I still stand by what I said, though - there is bound to be a woman out there who is willing to see past the age dif.
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But I dunno. Things might be different in the next few months. But I'm not holding my breath.
I'll cross my fingers for you.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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And I don't have a B'klyn accent!
That's true. It's more of a husky smoker purr than anything.
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i once told a woman if she edited my posts again id flood the forum and she did, and then she was upset i flooded the forum! women!
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Marlboro or Camel?
Cools menthol.
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And I don't have a B'klyn accent!
That's true. It's more of a husky smoker purr than anything.
it's very sexy whatever it is.
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i once told a woman if she edited my posts again id flood the forum and she did, and then she was upset i flooded the forum! women!
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it's very sexy whatever it is.
As was evidenced by your keen attention to it?
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Yes. I still stand by what I said, though - there is bound to be a woman out there who is willing to see past the age dif.
Not in this state.
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I'll cross my fingers for you.
Thanks, but it's cool. I think I'll stay single now. Since I tested the waters and I didn't find the catches that alluring.
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it's very sexy whatever it is.
As was evidenced by your keen attention to it?
LOL
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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And I don't have a B'klyn accent!
That's true. It's more of a husky smoker purr than anything.
Thank you, klinton.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Yes. I still stand by what I said, though - there is bound to be a woman out there who is willing to see past the age dif.
Not in this state.
Move.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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TK...can I be brutally honest with you?
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TK...can I be brutally honest with you?
Lemme get my stun gun first. ... OK. Shoot.
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
does Zod know you're impersonating him? He's gonna be pissed. I'd email drzsmith and ask for temporary immunity until Rob changes your username.
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Something else I've learned in life: The crazier the chick, the better the head. Doubly so if she's Jewish.
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Most sex centers 'round the ass.
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Something else I've learned in life: The crazier the chick, the better the head. Doubly so if she's Jewish.
You rang?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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how about jewrican?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Most sex centers 'round the ass.
Yours? 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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You rang?
More like I flicked.
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You rang?
More like I flicked.
Pity, I didn't feel anything. You need to do better.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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If you move east, you can try again...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I KNEW there was a catch!
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95% of all women are insane.
4% are tolerable.
1% are good.
And the 95% insane, logic-lacking women include the woman that TK described in the original post. They only pursue you after it's too late and, therefore, are stuck with their original choice not to keep you, because like the saying goes, you snooze and you lose!
Call me insane too if you wish, but I believe that 95% only manage to get with anyone because of alcohol.
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