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Barry White is God to many who love his music.....
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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And graffiti on walls in the 60's read, " ERIC CLAPTON IS GOD!!! "
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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Dear Jesus,
When will Kathleen stop stalking me?
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Dear Jesus,
When will Kathleen start stalking me?
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Dear God,
Won't you come out to play? Dear God, feed the brand new day. It's beautiful, the sky is blue, the sun is high, and so are you. Dear God... won't you come out to play?
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Dear Satan,
God's not returning my calls. What a dick, huh?
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I called God, and all I got got was this :
*** You are ignoring this user. ***
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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Quote:
Jesus H. Christ said: And fuck grimm.
My hair heater!
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This thread is too good to die!
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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Dear Jesus,
When will Kathleen stop stalking me?
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Dear Jesus,
When will Kathleen start stalking me?
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MisterJLA said:
Dear God:
Can I please have an Infinity Gauntlet, complete with six Infinity Gems?
I want the universe, and all of reality to bend and conform to my every wish.
Thanks,
MisterJLA
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Dear God,
Make me a bird, so I can fly far far away from here
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Dear God, Thanks for letting me survive public school this far! It's so nice for Thanksgiving FINALLY arriving and for letting me get a whole week off from work (yeah for the holidays!). Four more weeks and Christmas break...oh the sweetness! Love always, Ashley  PS Thank you for those moments when the sun peaks through the white fluffy clouds set in a crystal clear blue sky that seemingly beckons me home...
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Dear God
Please bring me a box of Cheez-Its
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Quote:
Animalman said:
This thread is too good to die!
.......I agree, AnimalMan!
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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Dear God,
Scooter's avatar still creeps me out.
Sincerely,
Jeff Glacier.
"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] ![[Linked Image from i13.photobucket.com]](http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/captainsammitch/boards/banners/blogban3.jpg) [/center] [center] ![[Linked Image from i13.photobucket.com]](http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/captainsammitch/boards/banners/jlamiska.jpg) [/center]
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Dear Pro,
How do you read JLA's mind to tell why he made a specific post?
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This is an "E mails to God" thread. Not Pro.
Oh, I get it.
"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center] [/center]
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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
Dear God,
Rob is gay.
Sorry Pro, it never stops being funny!
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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
Dear God,
Rob is gay.
Sorry Pro, it never stops being funny!
youll get this thread moved!
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This thread has moved me!
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Quote:
Nowhereman said:
This thread has moved me!
that sounded kinda *bleep*
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This move has threaded me!
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Quote:
Nowhereman said:
This thread has moved me!
that sounded kinda *bleep*
Damn you Pro, how can you censor bsams like....
The rest of this post has been moved by Prometheus
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Dear God,
How much longer will I be Elisa's booty call?
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Yet you are still a virgin!
Socks to be you!
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Animalman said:
Dear God,
How much longer will I be Elisa's booty call?
She likes your cock. I have seen the future. She will always want your cock even when she marries someone else. You will always be her booty call.
My Dad can beat up your Dad!
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Dear God,
Rob is gay.
yes. he also has a small penis, so even the gays don't like him that much.
My Dad can beat up your Dad!
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This is an "E mails to God" thread. Not Pro.
Oh, I get it.
Pro was pretending to be me. I'll fix his ass. No really, I'll have to fix his ass after Rob manhandled it with a crowbar when Pro made fun of his small dick.
My Dad can beat up your Dad!
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Dear God : Please don't throw me over the top rope.
Hugs,
Jerry
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Quote:
Animalman said:
This thread is too good to die!
I agree!!!
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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