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They can only do harm.
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all I ever wanted
all I ever needed
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Is here, in my arms
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Words like violence, break the silence
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Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence Lyrics
Words like violence
Break the silence
Come crashing in
Into my little world
Painful to me
Pierce right through me
Can't you understand
Oh my little girl
All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm
Vows are spoken
To be broken
Feelings are intense
Words are trivial
Pleasures remain
So does the pain
Words are meaningless
And forgettable
All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm
Enjoy the silence
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what the hell is that?
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Five guys were in a bar. Feeling slightly sloshed, they started to argue with each other about the size of their penises. Eventually the discussion escalated into a full-blown argument, with each man thinking his penis was the biggest. The bartender suggested, "Put them on the bar so we can compare."
The drunks did just that. Shortly, a gay man came in the bar, looked around, and said to the bartender, "I think I'll have the buffet."
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"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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BOOBIES!
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Yes.
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
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Co-Worker: "This other guy came to me for help with his workstation, and I was wondering if you knew what was up." (describes symptoms)
Me: "Oh -- I've seen that before. Try typing in this command and see if that helps."
Later....
Co-Worker: "I typed in that command, and it didn't do any good."
Me: "Now, did you type this on YOUR machine or the machine of the person who was having the problem?"
Co-Worker: (pause) "Oh."
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"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center] [/center]
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On this day
1847 Maria Mitchell discovers a non-naked-eye comet 1851 1st Hawaiian stamps issued 1869 1st postcards are issued (Vienna) 1879 Cincinnati Enquirer publishes 1st report on baseball reserve clause
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