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Okay, here's the deal. I post picture. I make silly caption. You make sillier caption. Winner gets nothing but adoration of everyone. Got it? Good, here goes: Quote:
Step One: Hockey Step Two: Step Three: PROFIT!!!
Okay, peoples! Top that!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Just before the big game, these rabid Leafs fans declared a jihad on the opposing team.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Further proof that hockey is evil.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Remember Baghdad!!!
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The Time Trust said: Cheap shot.
Fuckin' jihad on you!
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Would you like to see my nuclear warhead?
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Keep reaching for the rainbow, Rex!
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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The CIA continued to claim that they had no idea where Osama Bin Laden was...
OOK OOK ACK EEK!
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Joe Mama said: Okay, here's the deal. I post picture. I make silly caption. You make sillier caption. Winner gets nothing but adoration of everyone. Got it? Good, here goes:
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Eric Lindros will lead our team on an Oilers-like run in many Stanley Cups to come!!!
...you tell stories, we tell lies.
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Ladies and Gentlemen...presenting the Toronto Maple Losers...
I say, does anyone want to play a game of Scrabble?
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SpandexMonkeyMan said:
The CIA continued to claim that they had no idea where Osama Bin Laden was...
FIVE STARS!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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(as they speed in their explosives packed Yugo:)
"WWWWOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! 72 VIRGINS HERE WE COME!!"
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. --Will Rogers
"I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees." - George W. Bush
I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would .. try to use an airplane as a missile, a hijacked airplane as a missile. - Condoleeza Rice
Barbara Bush: It's Good Enough for the Poor
To comfort the powerless and make the powerful uncomfortable.
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Have they got freakin gold medals? Have they ever won anything with a broken neck? I did it all........oh its true!
Its true........its damn true!
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I declare Kurt Angular the winner. His caption made me snarf my drink. Congratulations, Kurt: you win absolutely nothing.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I won a gold medal.
I will make you tap out!
Its true........its damn true!
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Kirk Angular said: I won a gold medal.
I will make you tap out!
EEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEEEEEE
You have just been smashed in the face with a key lime pie.
The Masked Pie Smurfer strikes again!
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Kirk Angular is now my hero.
JLA for MO....oh....
999,999 Points, Sucka!
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