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Do I look like Rex to you??? PCG??? Chris Oakley???




fuck you!


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Also, since you are my mentor, what, if anything, does that make me when you achieve global domination?


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Do I look like Rex to you??? PCG??? Chris Oakley???




fuck you!






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Also, since you are my mentor, what, if anything, does that make me when you achieve global domination?




His Chief Concubine.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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ASSHOLE!!!


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ASSHOLE!!!




That's the thing that made you his Chief Concubine.

Now lighten the fuck up, y'big crybaby. Or there'll be no Intoxication for the likes of YOU!!!


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Fair enough.


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salma and jessica are fine..PJP is the man..down with democracy......


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This New World Order sucks ass...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Also, since you are my mentor, what, if anything, does that make me when you achieve global domination?


You will sit at my right and watch and learn......then some day you will assasinate me and rule for 2 weeks before the people revolt and kill you.

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I'm voting for Kirk Angular!

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ASSHOLE!!!


Don't mind Mama young one.....he is an ally. He means you no harm.

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I'm voting for Kirk Angular!






where are those new "woo" emoticons????

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We need to sign the petition!
I might make Kirk a new one,to show him my support!

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Also, since you are my mentor, what, if anything, does that make me when you achieve global domination?


You will sit at my right and watch and learn......then some day you will assasinate me and rule for 2 weeks before the people revolt and kill you.




Rest assured, I have no intention of assassinating you. Just keep your hand, as well as all other extremities, out of my pants.


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Also, since you are my mentor, what, if anything, does that make me when you achieve global domination?


You will sit at my right and watch and learn......then some day you will assasinate me and rule for 2 weeks before the people revolt and kill you.




Rest assured, I have no intention of assassinating you. Just keep your hand, as well as all other extremities, out of my pants.


That's exactly what Brutus said to Caesar......spooky.

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Rest assured, I have no intention of assassinating you. Just keep your hand, as well as all other extremities, out of my pants.




He's only using body parts on you now? Wait a bit. It all goes downhill when he gets into the kitchen utensils and farm equipment. John Deere is the enemy, I swear.


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It's not just for farming anymore.

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This New World Order sucks ass...


You must be thinking of klinton.

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This New World Order sucks ass...


You must be thinking of klinton.




No, no, no.....rehersals people! I'm the ass fucker. Joe Mama is the ass sucker.

Fuck.


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YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




He's not even worthy of being elected county dogcather.

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YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




He's not even worthy of being elected county dogcather.





Would you just shut the hell up allready, you little bitch. This is moving far beyond the realms of retarded now.

Get a fucking life. mate.


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It's been a busy week......sorry.

klinton would you like to be Vice President in the New World Order? It's mostly ceremonial bullshit.......you know going to functions I'm too busy for.....but the benefits are great. I'll get you your own cabana boy......which now brings me to rex's job in my administration.


(don't worry klint.....rex will be more like a slave to you.....javier will take care of your other needs.....wink .....wink.

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YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




He's not even worthy of being elected county dogcather.


Chris since you suck cock so well we will name you Head Cocksucker.

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It's been a busy week......sorry.

klinton would you like to be Vice President in the New World Order?




Certainly. I'll bring my own cabanna boy though. You're taste in men leaves much to be deired (like a dick, for starters).


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PJP for president.
Can I be minister of super-heroes?
I know stuff like rex likes nuts.And PJP is nuts

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PJP for president.
Can I be minister of super-heroes?
I know stuff like rex likes nuts.And PJP is nuts


I wouldn't even consider anyone else but you.

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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I got a letter from the government
The other day
I opened and read it
It said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me given' a damn I said never
Here is a land that never gave a damn
About a brother like me and myself
Because they never did
I wasn't wit' it but just that very minute...
It occured to me
The suckers had authority
Cold sweatin' as I dwell in my cell
How long has it been?
They got me sittin' in the state pen
I gotta get out - but that thought was thought before
I contemplated a plan on the cell floor
I'm not a fugitive on the run
But a brother like me begun - to be another one
Public enemy servin' time - they drew the line y'all
To criticize me some crime - never the less
They could not understand that I'm a Black man
And I could never be a veteran
On the strength, the situation's unreal
I got a raw deal, so I'm goin' for the steel

They got me rottin' in the time that I'm servin'
Tellin' you what happened the same time they're throwin'
4 of us packed in a cell like slaves - oh well
The same motherfucker got us livin' is his hell
You have to realize - what its a form of slavery
Organized under a swarm of devils
Straight up - word'em up on the level
The reasons are several, most of them federal
Here is my plan anyway and I say
I got gusto, but only some I can trust - yo
Some do a bid from 1 to 10
And I never did, and plus I never been
I'm on a tier where no tears should ever fall
Cell block and locked - I never clock it y'all
'Cause time and time again time
They got me servin' to those and to them
I'm not a citizen
But ever when I catch a C-O
Sleepin' on the job - my plan is on go-ahead
On the strength, I'ma tell you the deal
I got nothin' to lose
'Cause I'm goin' for the steel





You know I caught a C-O
Fallin' asleep on death row
I grabbed his gun - then he did what I said so
And everyman's got served
Along with the time they served
Decency was deserved
To understand my demands
I gave a warnin' - I wanted the governor, y'all
And plus the warden to know
That I was innocent -
Because I'm militant
Posing a threat, you bet it's fuckin' up the government
My plan said I had to get out and break north
Just like with Oliver's neck
I had to get off - my boys had the feds in check
They couldn't do nuthin'
We had a force to instigate a prison riot
This is what it takes for peace
So I just took the piece
Black for Black inside time to cut the leash
Freedom to get out - to the ghetto - no sell out
6 C-Os we got we ought to put their head out
But I'll give 'em a chance, cause I'm civilized
As for the rest of the world, they can't realize
A cell is hell - I'm a rebel so I rebel
Between bars, got me thinkin' like an animal
Got a woman C-O to call me a copter
She tried to get away, and I popped her
Twice, right
Now who wanna get nice?
I had 6 C-Os, now it's 5 to go
And I'm serious - call me delirious
But I'm still a captive
I gotta rap this
Time to break as time grows intense
I got the steel in my right hand
Now I'm lookin' for the fence

I ventured into the courtyard
Followed by 52 brothers
Bruised, battered, and scarred but hard
Goin' out with a bang
Ready to bang out
But power from the sky
And from the tower shots rang out
A high number of dose - yes
And some came close
Figure I trigger my steel
Stand and hold my post
This is what I mean - an anti-nigger machine
If I come out alive and then they won't - come clean
And then I threw up my steel bullets - flew up
Blew up, who shot...
What, who, the bazooka was who
And to my rescue, it was the S1Ws
Secured my getaway, so I just gotaway
The joint broke, from the black smoke
Then they saw it was rougher thatn the average bluffer
'Cause the steel was black, the attitude exact
Now the chase is on tellin' you to c'mon
53 brothers on the run, and we are gone


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Well I came by your house the other day, your mother said you went away
She said there was nothing that I could have done
There was nothing nobody could say
Me and you we've known each other ever since we were sixteen
I wished I would have known I wished I could have called you
Just to say goodbye Bobby Jean

Now you hung with me when all the others turned away turned up their nose
We liked the same music we liked the same bands we liked the same clothes
We told each other that we were the wildest, the wildest things we'd ever seen
Now I wished you would have told me I wished I could have talked to you
Just to say goodbye Bobby Jean

Now we went walking in the rain talking about the pain from the world we hid
Now there ain't nobody nowhere nohow gonna ever understand me the way you did
Maybe you'll be out there on that road somewhere
In some bus or train traveling along
In some motel room there'll be a radio playing
And you'll hear me sing this song
Well if you do you'll know I'm thinking of you and all the miles in between
And I'm just calling one last time not to change your mind
But just to say I miss you baby, good luck goodbye, Bobby Jean

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Would you just shut the hell up allready, you little bitch. This is moving far beyond the realms of retarded now.

Get a fucking life. mate.




I didn't start this,Rex and his partners in crime Balloon Nerd and PJPinhead did.

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You started it by making yourself a target.


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EEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEEEEEE


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You started it by making yourself a target.




Uh,no,it was YOU who made me the target and encouraged PJP and Balloon Knot to do likewise.

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