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Update, 10/06/06: Changing title of thread.
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PANEL ONE
Lois: (Not even Superman's super-arm moving power can get rid of the smell of my star shaped farts!)
PANEL TWO
Lois: It's good for digestion.
Lois: (I'm shooting stars through my ass... Why do you think I'm standing?!)
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The original of the second panel is funny enough!
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wine for the dogs.
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Panel 1:
This is actually not a thought balloon. It is a fart.
Panel 2:
Word balloon: Yes. While I appreciate you using your Kryptonian enema technique to assist me with my irritable bowel syndrome, it has left me with infection complication in my sphincter.
Thought balloon: Little does he suspect I am actually Aquaman in disguise! Growl, tiger!
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You have just been smashed in the face with a key lime pie.
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thats freakin funny fused
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This can't possibly be a real comic... and people wonder why I think the SA sucked...
Comics are like a Rorschach test; everyone has a different opinion on what they are and can be...
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Because you have no sense of humor?
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This can't possibly be a real comic... and people wonder why I think the SA sucked...
Check the sales data, it never lies.
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This can't possibly be a real comic... and people wonder why I think the SA sucked...
you suck like you're a dick, but you suck yourself.
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"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
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Check the sales data, it never lies.
*Checks sales data* Hey, crappy SA-like comics produced over the last few years didn't sell.
You're right, the data doesn't lie...
Maybe they needed more panels with Superman spanking Lois and/or Wonder Woman, then they would sell...
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Because you have no sense of humor?
I do have a sense of humor, this just isn't funny.
Comics are like a Rorschach test; everyone has a different opinion on what they are and can be...
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Maybe they needed more panels with Superman spanking Lois and/or Wonder Woman, then they would sell...
I'll take one copy and a box of Trojans, thanks!
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This can't possibly be a real comic... and people wonder why I think the SA sucked...
you suck like you're a dick, but you suck yourself.
What?
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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scary thing is, I understand him.
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He's been watching that Beatles animated movie again.
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This can't possibly be a real comic... and people wonder why I think the SA sucked...
Which one of you rattled this fucknut's cage?
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I swear it wasn't me this time.
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Farting = funny
deadly farting = comedy gold
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Because you have no sense of humor?
I do have a sense of humor, this just isn't funny.
No, you don't have a sense of humor.
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Sure I do, I just don't have any tolerance for this kind of humor.
What exactly is funny about women being spanked in a comic book?
The more I talk with fans of the SA, the clearer it becomes that the reasons they don't like comics from after 86 is because they don't have women being spanked and tied up, or in Supergirl's case date horses and fishmen.
And then they have the gull to complaint about Identity Crisis.
Hey, maybe 40 years from now someone will think that Dr Light raping Sue Digby is as funny as this image of Superman spanking Lois.
Comics are like a Rorschach test; everyone has a different opinion on what they are and can be...
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MOTA, you're the reason I get up in the morning. Please keep posting.
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Lots of women love being spanked; some even beg for it. How many women do you know that beg to be raped? Fuck off you humorless cunt.
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He's on a holy crusade.
And nobody cares.
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Sure I do, I just don't have any tolerance for this kind of humor.
What exactly is funny about women being spanked in a comic book?
The more I talk with fans of the SA, the clearer it becomes that the reasons they don't like comics from after 86 is because they don't have women being spanked and tied up, or in Supergirl's case date horses and fishmen.
And then they have the gull to complaint about Identity Crisis.
Hey, maybe 40 years from now someone will think that Dr Light raping Sue Digby is as funny as this image of Superman spanking Lois.
And then some humourless obsessive will come along and say it's not funny...
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Are we really gonna have an argument in which you try to convince me that comics where women are spanked and raped are funny?
Next thing we know you'll say how Alan Moore did the idea of Superman spanking Lois better in Supreme...
Comics are like a Rorschach test; everyone has a different opinion on what they are and can be...
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MOTA is more passionate about the Silver Age than anyone else I know.
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Are we really gonna have an argument in which you try to convince me that comics where women are spanked and raped are funny?
Spanked, yes. You're (unintenionally) funnier than any woman being spanked, though, if it's any consolation.
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Next thing we know you'll say how Alan Moore did the idea of Superman spanking Lois better in Supreme...
And then you'll say "No way! I didn't read that issue so I know for sure it's not good!".
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I try not to read crappy comics. Can you say the same?
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I like reading crappy comics.
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They do tend to make everything else look much better by comparison.
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I try not to read crappy comics. Can you say the same?
Please note that this is someone who likes Rob Lefield over Alan Moore.
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