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she needs to get nekkit for me

I'd still do her, but she wouldnt be my first choice.

I went to college with her older sister. before you ask, no, we didn't stay in touch, so I can't hook you all up.

I'm not big into blondes and I prefer to have my women with a little more curvature to them, but somehow Scarlett absolutely does it for me. She's gorgeous and seems to have grace and intelligence. I blame Lost In Translation - I think that's where I fell in love with her.

Scarlett Johansson shocked she has big boobs
Permalink | Friday - July 29, 2005
The Daily Record reports that Scarlett Johansson nearly crashed her car when she saw her digitally enhanced boobs on a billboard, slamming on her brakes when confronted with the huge advert.

"I was driving through Los Angeles and I look up and see the biggest photo of me I have ever seen in my life on a massive ad space. I screamed and slammed on the brakes. I couldn't believe it. It's very strange to see my cleavage the size of a brontosaurus. My breasts were huge. I had long hair and my goodness, I couldn't get past the cleavage."
I think I saw that exact same billboard, but instead of almost crashing, I just took off my pants and started fondling myself instead. The guy behind me was upset because I was holding up traffic, but when he walked up to my car I just pointed to the billboard and he understood. Or at least I assume he understood, because he started taking off his pants as well. Now that I think about it, that was a pretty weird day.

Love that pic of her at the Golden Globe awards. That's my fave of her.

Not only is she beautiful, but she's a good actress as well. It's win-win!

I wouldn't throw her outta bed, but I don't find her all that hot at all. She is a good actress, though.

She looks better with her natural hair color.

Scarlett Johansson was involved in an accident last week trying to duck photographers who had tracked her to a Disneyland parking lot, her publicist said.

The actress wasn't hurt in Thursday's accident in Anaheim, according to Marcel Pariseau. Police said they were aware of what happened but did not have details.

The incident is the latest involving actors trying to escape the paparazzi. In May, a celebrity photographer was arrested on suspicion of hitting actress Lindsay Lohan's car near a shopping mall. Prosecutors announced earlier this month that paparazzi who allegedly chased actress Reese Witherspoon from her gym to her home won't face criminal charges.

Johansson, 20, was with two friends when she noticed four sports utility vehicles following her on Interstate 5 after she left her Hollywood home, Pariseau said.

Johansson, 20, paid the $10 fee to enter a lot at the amusement park when she tried to get away from the vehicles and swerved, clipping the right side of car carrying a woman and her two daughters, Pariseau said.

"(The) four SUVs surrounded the accident," Pariseau said. "She saw one photographer come out of his car and start snapping away."

Arnold Cousart, co-owner of JFX Direct photo agency, acknowledged that two of his photographers had been following Johansson for four days and had tracked her to Disneyland, along with at least one other photographer from a rival agency.

But he said that his photographers had nothing to do with the collision.

"Our photographers were about a block (behind her) when the collision occurred," Cousart said. "She was basically by herself. There wasn't any car behind her closer than 40 yards."

Anaheim Police Department Sgt. Rick Martinez said no one filed a police report and police are not investigating the accident. California Highway Patrol officers who responded to the accident did not take a report because the crash occurred within the city of Anaheim, a CHP spokesman said.

The Los Angeles County district attorney's office is investigating whether increasingly aggressive celebrity photographers are initiating confrontations to capture lucrative photos.

Johansson, who has starred in such movies as "Lost in Translation" and "The Island," has left Los Angeles and hopes that state legislators will enact a law "to avoid these situations," Pariseau said.

"She's frustrated," he said. "She can't deal with it anymore."

paparazzi is rediculous. did anyone see that movie? i should prob post this in media huh?

Nice Muffins!

She really isnt that attractive.
Oh yeah, she sure aint ugly or anything, but if it wasnt for her tits & the fact she is famous, most people wouldnt rate her that highly if they met her!

tits generally make the sale.

That lives on Drury Lane?

Unfortunately, like a lot of actresses she's decided that the fact she's hot also means she can sing:

• Hollywood starlet Scarlett Johannson's debut album may not have hit the shelves yet, but she's already being told not to give up her day job.
  
  One reviewer says she sounds like 'tinkerbell on cough syrup.'
  
  The album features covers of 10 tunes written by Tom Waits.
  
  For those who want proof the Lost in Translation star should have stuck to acting, 'Anywhere I Lay My Head' is available later this month.

Here's a video from the album:

Besides being a boring version of Tom Waits' song, she makes the curious artistic choice to be shot having makeup put on to cover her zits.

Hard to believe that Bowie was involved in this.

Who?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarlett_Johansson

She's pretty average, by my account.
Not unattractive, but she's not a girl I look at and say WOW!

Not my first pick, or even my 50th pick.

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Scarlett, Ryan Splittsville: GQ's Babe of the Year and People's 2010 Sexiest Man tell FOX411 they have called it quits after two years of marriage.

Thanks for the gossip update.

Just goes to show that it doesn't matter how gorgeous she is, or how much money she has, or how good in bed she may be. Somewhere, some time, someone got sick of her shit.

Uh...what?

-Snarf

According to the article, she dumped him.

More for me.

he's all yours, snarfboner.

Mr. Ms. Scarlett, idiot.

Sikkbones fails.

She finally saw a rough cut of Green Lantern

or maybe she downloaded a script off the internet