RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Women What was the funniest scene in a porno that you witnessed?

YEARS ago, when I didn't know how to properly select a good porn movie; I bought this low-budget movie that had this big-titted chick on the cover.

Whoever did the art for the boxcover was clever; the cover only featured the chick's tits and face. She did have big boobs, but once the movie got started, I realized she had a big gut and ass as well.



Anyhow, she was a struggling businesswoman, trying to start a law firm or some nonsense. You had to close a deal (I think you know where this is going) so she decided to FUCK a prospective client.

So while showing him some papers, she then strips, he does her in the ass, pulls out, and shoots in her mouth.

Seconds later, they are both naked on the couch, and he signs the papers. Immediately following, she shakes his hand and winks at him.

I always thought that was funny. He just got finished finishing in her mouth, now she's shaking his hand for agreeing to be her business partner.



I guess you had to see it.

When he came to fix the cable.

STAR VIRGIN

One of the scenes (most of them are silly) involves a cheerleader fucking a football player, saying that she needs to fuck him so he can get out and play in the Super Bowl.

There is a hot moment in that scene where another girl is eating out the hairy pussied cheerleader while the guy is doing her from behind, then he pulls out and cums on the underneath girl.

Good JO material.

I'm not sure if it's the most funniest scene I've witnessed or most DISTURBING...

I can't remember the name of the chick or film. She was really popular at the time and had the Chasey Lain look. Whoever she was, she's out of the biz now. ANYWHO. Like many pornos these days, it was a MMF scene and both dudes were about to pop. Guy on the right is about to splurt, aims right toward Chasey Clone #27's face, somehow MISSES her head completely and his load lands on the other dude's dick. The other guy says something like "What the FUCK?!" but continues tossing himself until he splurts. Fortunately, he doesn't miss.

Meanwhile, the girl gets a good laugh about the entire incident. But like any decent porn star would do, she cleans up the mess with her mouth.

THE END

Yeah. I learned in the old days, that boxcovers can be very deceiving.

I learned to choose by going with...respectable companies, like Vivid, and Adam & Eve.

.......gah!


Vivid and Adam & Eve are amongst the worse. If you're into that sort of porn, surely Wicked and JKP would better suit your tastes!

And if you want something a littler harder, go to Evil Angels Flesh Hunter series.

What's wrong with Vivid and Adam & Eve, ROY?

It helps me get my Chloe Jones and Brianna fix!

I agree with you about Wicked and Jill Kelly, though.

The Jill Kelly stuff is dope, yo!

honestly the only scene i can think of was from one of hte first pornos i watched. i believe it was 'room service' with devon..i can't recall the guys name. but reaches in his pocket "OH A ROOL OF QUARTERS! no half dollars!!". not so funny now, but was wheni was 15

Years ago, I saw one with Jerry Butler, called Great Sexpectations, where he's on top of some girl who's all bitchy and bossy.

He lets on he's about to come, and she's all: "Ewww. That's gross, I hate that stuff, don't do it on me."
Then she looks over at a cactus across the room, and she says "There! Go do it over there on the plant. It's good for the plant."

So he's standing next to the plant jerking off, obviously not happy with how this is ending, and orgasms. "Aaaa! Aaaaa! I think I pricked my prick!"

There was some movie where this "orgy club" (or whatever they called themselves) were going to have a gala tenth anniversary orgy.

The Presiden of the Club wants to get Traci Lords (or, as he calls her "Traci Lords, the Greatest Porn actress of all time") as the special guest participant and, of course, just happens to find out she's filming a porno in their town (so you know have a porn movie more or less ripping off the Davey Jones ep of the Brady Bunch).

The Club President shows up on the set and there's Traci getting banged by a couple of guys.

After the scene's over she goes to her trailer.

The President follows her to her trailer, goes in and, without a single word, the two start fucking.

After its over, the Club President asks Traci if she'll come to the 10th anniversary party. She hesitates and he says "we'll pay you if necessary."

To which she gets all indignant and says "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM? SOME KIND OF WHORE?"

Geez, I can't IMAGINE why he MIGHT think THAT. :lol

(By the way, as far as I know, it was shot when she was 18. And, if it wasn't, I was in a fraternity, they were showing the tape at a party, it wasn't my tape and the statute of limitations has expired anyways.)