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Your working for a comic book company. Writing. Your Boss is a Religious junkie, he says 'Put Jesus into a comic book', I dont care what he's doing in there, just start up a new Jesus title. What do you have him doing in it? Kicking Super-villain ass? Selling drugs to kids? Preaching that he doesnt really exist
Alternatively, for those who like to take life more seriously than me, define Jesus role in modern Western Civilisation. Would he run for president. Preach on the streets in filthy clothes, etc....
My comic would be 'Jesus, The Divine Ninja of Truth'. He'd basically be a whacked out vigilante ninja dispensing Holy justice. If he fed an entire town with a some bread and fish, or whatever it was that he did, that means he's either got ninja skills to duplicate things, including himself, or he's actually just a man from the far future who returned to the past, claimed he was the son of God, and used advanced cloning technology to make saps believe he was performing miracles......
"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
"So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children."
"Get off my lawn Cookie Beast!"
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You are a complete and total fucking moron. My Dad was right about you when he said the best parts of you ended up running down your mother's leg.
My Dad can beat up your Dad!
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He'd be in Battle Pope, currently being reprinted in color!!!
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All hail King Snarf!
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He'd be in Battle Pope, currently being reprinted in color!!!
Aye.
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It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
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Damn you and your lemonade!!
Booooooooooooooobs.
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There should be more western comics, so I'd make a Cowboy Jesus comic. He'd ride around dispensing justice from his six guns. And such.
Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
-Brian Michael Bendis
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Or! Or he could go to space.
Space Jesus appears in this post courtesy of Disco Steve.
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I like the idea of the gunslingin' Jesus....
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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I like the idea of the gunslingin' Jesus....
I'm telling you, it could work.
Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
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AquaJesus. Dramatic undersea adventures with everyone's favourite son of God.
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Poseidon is gonna be pissed.
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AquaJesus will sort him out with his Stigmata Vision!
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Aquajesus apparently never had a tri-pod stuck up his arse.........
......sideways!
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They could fight, trident vs cross! AquaJesus's cross is studded with nails, which is a bit hard core.
I knew a girl who used to rave on about the "barracuda", which sounds similar to the trident you're talking about.
I'll let someone else explain this one. Hint: three fingers.
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I want someone to write a REALLY Jewish Jesus.
"Oi vey my arms were so tired up there!"
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I would hire Bendis to write the book and then all it would be was issue after issue of Jesus and the Apostles all sitting around talking in pseudo-Mamet dialogue.
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