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I need me some lovin' and I don't care if they scream and cry the whole time too!


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Here's an idea: Why not treat your hot wife of yours like you love her? She'll be sure to give it up to you then.

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You tell him Brian! I know we've had our differences but it takes guts to stand up to a millionaire like Kobe, and I for one am proud of you!

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Brian A. Ortiz said:
Here's an idea: Why not treat your hot wife of yours like you love her? She'll be sure to give it up to you then.


as soon as you grow a set of balls.


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Who told you Jesus has abs, Brian? Have the ass monkeys been perverting you again?


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When are the ass monkeys gonna post again?
They were my favourite posters ever!

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i think Brian is being controlled by assmonkeyprime!

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He's a transformer?


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No,thats Lou Reed!

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ah...brilliant!!


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If by transformer you mean really fucking gay, yes.


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Where the assmonkeys at?

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Orcas Island.


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Brian A. Ortiz said:
Here's an idea: Why not treat your hot wife of yours like you love her? She'll be sure to give it up to you then.




is this the real brian ortiz from Cosmo?

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..."Cosmo"? Brian just got a lot gayer.


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G-Gayer?

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Wednesday and MisterJLA will shortly be appearing in 'Blazing Super-Mods'

This has been your Spandex Monkey Man announcement. Thank you!


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Brian A. Ortiz said:
Here's an idea: Why not treat your hot wife of yours like you love her? She'll be sure to give it up to you then.




is this the real brian ortiz the homo?




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