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Remind me to never shake your hand.


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Greeks kiss hello and give strong hugs.

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Greeks kiss hello and give strong hugs.




That's so you suffocate and pass out. Then they sodomize you. It's like rufies without the extra effort and trickery.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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rufies cost money.....we like cheap dates.

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When did the Women Forum become gay?


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the day rex posted that whos the hottest girl thread......elisa posted her music thread and the Lor Sneaky war started.


but I helped Wednesday fix the forum today so it's all good.

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I double dog dare you.

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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Xxx, baby, X xxxx - xxxx'x x xxx:

[xxxxxxx]xxx xxxxxx, xxx! xxx[/xxxxxxx]

Xxx? Xxx xxxxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx, sweetness...







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heh. it's so true.

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Xxx, baby, X xxxx - xxxx'x x xxx:

[xxxxxxx]xxx xxxxxx, xxx! xxx[/xxxxxxx]

Xxx? Xxx xxxxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx, sweetness...











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heh. it's so true




Yo trato...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Xxx, baby, X xxxx - xxxx'x x xxx:

[xxxxxxx]xxx xxxxxx, xxx! xxx[/xxxxxxx]

Xxx? Xxx xxxxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx, sweetness...











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heh. its all true




Yo trato...





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jealousy doesn't become you, Teek.

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Heh.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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jealousy doesn't become you, Teek.


a small penis doesn't become you grimm.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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jealousy doesn't become you, Teek.


a small penis doesn't become you grimm.




yes, but I like you despite your shortcomings, uschi.

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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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She told me it was an enlongated clitoris...


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EEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEEEEEE


You have just been smashed in the face with a key lime pie.

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you can also talk about this story here too...Sammitch's Place




Hey! The link still works!


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In the year since this was posted, I have had a girl perform oral sex on me. Thank God for PJP!


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

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In the year since this was posted, I have had a girl perform oral sex on me. Thank God for PJP!




You made her call you PJP? That was my idea first!


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In the year since this was posted, I have had a girl perform oral sex on me. Thank God for PJP!




And I bet it was because you didn't act like a loser.

I may rip on you a good bit, but I wasn't when I said this. That was serious advice, dude. Advice, coming from personal experience.

Honestly, I'm glad for you. Not because I buy into that machismo bullshit about "more sex = manlier man", but because there's no point in being that unhappy about something.

And because I was tired of reading your whiny posts about the subject.


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In the year since this was posted, I have had a girl perform oral sex on me. Thank God for PJP!




Good thing I was talking to Chewy when I wrote that, then...

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Sammitch is chewy walrus lite.


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jealousy doesn't become you, Teek.


a small penis doesn't become you grimm.


you know what's funny....I actually made this post when I guesses Uschi's password!

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Sammitch is chewy walrus lite.




Neah, I haven't reached that level of aweshome quite yet.


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In the year since this was posted, I have had a girl perform oral sex on me. Thank God for PJP!




And I bet it was because you didn't act like a loser.

I may rip on you a good bit, but I wasn't when I said this. That was serious advice, dude. Advice, coming from personal experience.

Honestly, I'm glad for you. Not because I buy into that machismo bullshit about "more sex = manlier man", but because there's no point in being that unhappy about something.

And because I was tired of reading your whiny posts about the subject.




Don't try and take credit from PJP's brilliance, you bastard.


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

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Don't try and take credit from PJP's brilliance, you bastard.




Way to ruin a touching moment, you bald cunt.


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