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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051005/ap_e...DRrBHNlYwM3NjI-
NEW YORK - Let the couch-jumping begin: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting a baby. Holmes' pregnancy was reported Wednesday by People magazine. The couple have been dating since April and became engaged in June.
"Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited," Lee Anne DeVette, Cruise's spokeswoman, told People.
It would be Holmes' first child. Cruise has two children, Connor, 10, and Isabella, 12, from his marriage to Nicole Kidman.
No further details were available. Devette added that Holmes, 26, "has never felt better."
Cruise, 43, is now shooting "Mission" Impossible 3."
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he was shooting something else before Mission Impossible 3 apparently.
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I doubt he's the real dad.
She was probably impregnated by an alien or some shit.
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I'd buy that for a dollar.
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I wonder what he's naming the kid.
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I doubt he's the real dad.
She was probably impregnated by an alien or some shit.
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if it's his then he owes nicole kidman an apology for dumping her when she told him she was pregnant by him. Watch out KAtie this man has a pattern!
I was just getting over this relationship!!!!!! Now it's back to boggle my mind again! Damn you Tom Cruise ... damn you!!!!!
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I wonder what he's naming the kid.
Tony Stark Cruise or Jerry Maguire Cruise.
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How about I-was-conceived-because-daddy-was-pissed-that-Katrina-Roberts-DeLay-Sheehan-etc.-pushed-him-off-the-front-page Cruise?
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051005/ap_e...DRrBHNlYwM3NjI-
NEW YORK - Let the couch-jumping begin: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting a baby. Holmes' pregnancy was reported Wednesday by People magazine. The couple have been dating since April and became engaged in June.
"Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited," Lee Anne DeVette, Cruise's spokeswoman, told People.
It would be Holmes' first child. Cruise has two children, Connor, 10, and Isabella, 12, from his marriage to Nicole Kidman.
No further details were available. Devette added that Holmes, 26, "has never felt better."
Cruise, 43, is now shooting "Mission" Impossible 3."
I wonder who the father is.
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Wow
My reaction was more like "Ewww!"
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I wonder what he's naming the kid.
L. Ron Cruise
Xenu Cruise
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Hubbard Xenu Cruise.
Dawson Pacey Holmes (you don't actually think this will last???)
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My one thought on the pregnancy: God help this woman if she gets postpartum depression.
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My one thought on the pregnancy: God help this woman if she gets postpartum depression.
The 'I grew up wanting to marry Tom Cruise' fairy tail is gonna come crashing down...There's a huge difference bettween stolen kisses on the red carpet and changing diapers.
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My one thought on the pregnancy: God help this woman if she gets postpartum depression.
Brooke Sheilds would laugh her ass off at that - and rightfully so...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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My one thought on the pregnancy: God help this woman if she gets postpartum depression.
Brooke Sheilds would laugh her ass off at that - and rightfully so...
Fuck...that's right...I'd forgotten about Tom's freaky ass crusade to save the world from medication by joining a cult bent on mind fuckery.
Fuck...only in America.
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Heh, I know  I don't know what the fuck happened to Cruise, but he dun lost his mind...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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So this is whats going to happen from now on? Everything is going to be one big joke? Is it going to be impossible to do anything serious here from now on?
It's not fair!
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Tom Cruise Buys Sonogram Machine for KatieTom Cruise has made an unusual purchase for his fiancee Katie Holmes — one that will let them see the development of their baby.
"I bought a sonogram machine," Cruise says on ABC's "Barbara Walters Presents: The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2005,"
The 43-year-old actor said the couple will do their own sonograms, which show fetus development with ultrasound waves. Cruise said he will donate the machine to a hospital after the baby is born. Sonogram machines range in cost from $25,000 to $200,000.
Holmes' pregnancy was announced in early October. The couple, who have been dating since April, became engaged in June.
"We are gonna get married next summer or early fall," Cruise told Walters. "We don't have a date set yet."
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He's not in there, remember?
Where's R. Kelly when you need him? He'd make Tom come out of the closet!
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Two... imma shoot that ****
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He bought a freakin' sonogram machine? That is so completley pathetic.........do pregnant women WANT sonogram machines for presents???????? I think not..........shoot none of my friends do anyways...this is truly sad. What does the guy give you that has everything? A sonogram machine........ 
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"One... imma shoot u both
Two... imma shoot that ****
Three..................................................................................................now im in the closet too "
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Send the Ginger Kids in...
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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"Gingers have a long and proud history! There have been many great Gingers, like..."
"Uh, Ron Howard!"
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Make no mistake. Ginger kids are evil. You know who was ginger? Judas. And what did Judas do? Oh, he just got Jesus killed, that's all.
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