#35615
2003-10-02 9:15 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
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Originally posted by PJP:
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Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
i tell you what, doctired.
you have until the end of october to make this a succesful thread. or not only am i locking it, you lose your mod status.
Now just who the Hell do you think you are. I don't care if you own the damn company if you get in my way I'm going to take you down.
peejus, i let your non-medical-doctor "special friend" there run his mouth because i figure it'll look all the better for me when this stupid thread dies a sad death, and i still have proof of his martyred life to laugh at.
but you, you'd best watch yourself, boy.
impressive as it is, your ability to babble on without spilling any cum, run your mouth like that again, and we'll see how well you do at our challenge.
especially after i change your avatar. and your signature. and your custom title. and your password.
go 'head and try me.
might i suggest, tho, you pick your battles with a little more wisdom. nowhereman hasn't won a title for anything other than "soap picker upper" in years. you should focus on him.
You would do that ![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif) ......that's not exactly playing along.
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#35616
2003-10-02 9:35 PM
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I challenge ZOD! From studying tapes, I believe I'm formulated the best strategy to defeating him: 
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#35617
2003-10-02 9:50 PM
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Stuffing your fist up his ass?
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#35618
2003-10-02 10:18 PM
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#35619
2003-10-02 11:53 PM
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You want to beat his ass to death... so go with the Grim Reaper.
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#35620
2003-10-03 11:25 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by PJP:
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Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
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Originally posted by PJP:
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Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
i tell you what, doctired.
you have until the end of october to make this a succesful thread. or not only am i locking it, you lose your mod status.
Now just who the Hell do you think you are. I don't care if you own the damn company if you get in my way I'm going to take you down.
peejus, i let your non-medical-doctor "special friend" there run his mouth because i figure it'll look all the better for me when this stupid thread dies a sad death, and i still have proof of his martyred life to laugh at.
but you, you'd best watch yourself, boy.
impressive as it is, your ability to babble on without spilling any cum, run your mouth like that again, and we'll see how well you do at our challenge.
especially after i change your avatar. and your signature. and your custom title. and your password.
go 'head and try me.
might i suggest, tho, you pick your battles with a little more wisdom. nowhereman hasn't won a title for anything other than "soap picker upper" in years. you should focus on him.
You would do that ......that's not exactly playing along.
It could be worse,he could give your id to me to play with!
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#35621
2003-10-03 11:26 AM
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Oh,and in case nobody has noticed,I now have entrance music!
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#35622
2003-10-03 5:22 PM
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I've just been handed an announcement! It's official! Our GM, the Doctor, has signed Animalman and Zod to the first ever "Dildo on a pole" match!
Here's the rundown on Sunday's card so far!
Steel Cage Casket Match!
Nowhereman vs. PJP
Dildo on a Pole Match!
Animalman vs. Zod
What will happen next?
Hey, the New Stooge Order just knocked over my curvaci--I mean, my water!
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#35623
2003-10-03 5:46 PM
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That's right, knucklehead. The NSO is making sure all youse lame-brains get it through your thick skulls that we're in charge around here. There ain't gonna be not talkin' back either. We're in charge around here, so don't you forget it. Come on, boys, let's go grab some grub.
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#35624
2003-10-03 6:58 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Statler & Waldorf:
PJP isn't alone.....he has some very powerful allies and the same powerful manager as us........ We Are Statler & Waldorf. We've beaten Los Guerreros the Dudley Boyz and we just made La Resistance beg for mercy......we're bored of the WWE we've tken our tag titles from there and we brought them to the RDCW and as Tag Champs we will take on all comers. We are incredibly crafty veterans who have been around the block a time or two or three or four. Just Bring It.
That's right everybody.........PJP does have poweful allies......ME! I sold the WWE and am now concentrating on being the best and most leacherous manager possible for PJP and Statler and Waldorf. It won't be long before we have all the belts in our stable. Together we will conquer the RDCW and rule the world......I'm a Billionaire Dammit. If any of you other wrestlers feel your evil enough and dirty enough to be managed by me drop me a line.......I may decide that your worthless ass is worth my time.......now where's Sable so she can suck my dick.
"No Chance"
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#35625
2003-10-03 10:28 PM
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PJP doesn't really want to challenge me anyway. After all, anyone poofy enough to kneel before Zod is certainly not going to get me to turn my back on them. And PJP couldn't take anyone unless their back was turned, blindfolded, or in a drunk stuppor...
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#35626
2003-10-03 11:15 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
i tell you what, doctired.
you have until the end of october to make this a succesful thread. or not only am i locking it, you lose your mod status.
I just noticed that Rob made a pun...
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#35627
2003-10-04 12:36 AM
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God will KNEEL before ZOD!!!!! ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
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#35628
2003-10-05 3:36 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Pig Iron:
PJP doesn't really want to challenge me anyway. After all, anyone poofy enough to kneel before Zod is certainly not going to get me to turn my back on them. And PJP couldn't take anyone unless their back was turned, blindfolded, or in a drunk stuppor...
Piggie,
Would you like to get drunk with me?
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#35629
2003-10-04 5:10 PM
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Maybe after you lose your steel cage match...
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#35630
2003-10-05 8:53 AM
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Dear Vinnie Mac,
FUCK OFF,you aint invited bitch!
Best
Nowhereman!
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#35631
2003-10-05 6:07 PM
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Vinnie is already making a play to buy out RDCW and make it suck like the WWE after they buy out the competition..
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#35632
2003-10-05 7:49 PM
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He apparently wants to put PJP in matches against Zach Gowan,Mae Young & Curt Hennig!
PJP will obviously be the underdog.
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#35633
2003-10-05 9:33 PM
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I Am That Damn Good
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#35634
2003-10-05 9:46 PM
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#35635
2003-10-05 9:53 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
You drink too much!
Yes.....Yes I Do. But that never stopped Scott Hall.
Hey Yo
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#35636
2003-10-05 11:51 PM
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Obviously you haven't seen that thread about him getting arrested again. ![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif)
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#35637
2003-10-07 3:56 AM
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And you`ve obviously forgotten it got him sacked from a high paying WWE job!
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#35638
2003-10-06 7:09 PM
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Oh,& just for the sake of it: 
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#35639
2003-10-08 10:36 PM
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Pain!  Horror!  Devastation!  War!  Terror!  These are the arts in which a soldier is trained.
These are the tools we use to survive.
You wear your tights, and ya'll run around in your shiny patent leather boots.
But you've never come face to face with a killer.
A pure unbridaled engine of destruction.
Well ladies, your about too.
Your about too!
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#35640
2003-10-08 10:38 PM
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OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGG!!!
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#35641
2003-10-08 11:01 PM
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Gunny and Pvt. Problems are in the ring and they're holding RDCW hostage! They say they're not leaving until they get a match! Who's got the sac to step up to Pvt. Problems? Why don't you go up there, Malloy? ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
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#35642
2003-10-09 1:33 AM
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I'll give that Private some real problems........that son of a Bitch is going down.........Monkeys in the truck........cue my music. [PJP approcahes the ring as Private Problems paces nervously]
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#35643
2003-10-09 10:27 AM
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CUT THE MUSIC!
PJP, get your ass to the back. Your monkey is waiting on you. You've got a main event with Nowhereman coming up and should be concentrating on that. You're barred from the ring until then.
Private, you want a match at the special? You've got it. You and Pig Iron will beat the living hell out of each other in a TLC match. And to make it more interesting, the loser will become the first ever RDCW Bitch of the Month. That's right. The loser will spend exaclty one month being everyone's bitch. You'll wash clothes, run errands, clean toliets, play What's In My Pocket with Bobo Kamphausen, and do any other trivial piece of shit job that I or anyone else in this organization can think of until the next Bitch of the Month match.
And while I'm out here, Statler and Waldorf, you want to come here and flaunt those tag belts from a loser federation in here? How about this? Your belts are on the line in a Tornado Tag match against the NSO. The first to be pinned, submit, or KO'ed from either team loses the belts.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have important things to do.
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#35644
2003-10-09 12:21 PM
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PJP is unhappy but has no choice but to listen to the General Manager.........he'll kick the Private's Ass another time.
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#35645
2003-10-09 12:42 PM
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No way I'm gonna be a bitch. There will be some private problems when I'm through with my devastatingly convincing victory at the TLC match. Chair to the head..chair to the abdomen, forearm to the groin, head first face plant from the top of the ladder, pork-barrel roll into a pig slop splash..followed with a table breaking,earth shaking flying swinesault from the top rope to finish the private "and move on to bigger" problems. You will believe a pig can fly....
Private Problems will be going to Hog Heaven...
because I am the Pig of Iron, and after the TLC match there will be no denyin'.....
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#35646
2003-10-09 10:22 PM
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Updated card for the PPV on Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
Steel Cage Casket Match!
Nowhereman vs. PJP w/Vincent K. Mcmahon
Dildo on a Pole Match!
Animalman vs. Zod
TLC Match!
Loser becomes RDCW Bitch of the Month!
Private Problems w/Gunny Hartman vs. Pig Iron
Tornado Tag Match!
Tag Titles on the line!
Champions Statler & Waldorf w/Vincent K. Mcmahon vs. Challengers The New Stooge Order
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#35647
2003-10-10 8:24 PM
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Right,you fucking cunts guess who Nowhereman is now managed by.
Fuck you Vincent K. McMahon,fuck you & your stoopid stable of gayboys!
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#35648
2003-10-10 10:06 PM
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That's right, I'm a last minute celebrity guest appearing at this sunday's PPV. I'll be in Pig Iron's corner making sure there are no shenanigans. After the show I'll be signing copies of my new book "Once Upon A Batpole".
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#35649
2003-10-11 1:36 AM
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Animalman will feel and hear his very bones crackle over the knee of ZOD!
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#35650
2003-10-11 2:56 AM
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#35651
2003-10-12 6:40 PM
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I've entered the building.....
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#35652
2003-10-12 7:50 PM
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Nowhereman will fucking be here shortly you fucking pricks!
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#35653
2003-10-12 7:51 PM
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Wheres my fucking changing room?
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#35654
2003-10-12 8:14 PM
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[Inserting brass knuckles into trousers in the locker room.....]
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