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#597260 2005-11-21 8:55 PM
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A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain.

Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the washing.

He got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis, snapping vital tendons and ligaments.

Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain.

"We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purposes."


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You misspelled "penys".

That's a Princess Elisa joke, folks. Move along. Nothing to see here.

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He should leave her and go with Stan's ugly sister so she can beat him up, since he likes to invest his fireman into younguns.

"Moooom, did you and daddy meet in the dean's office?"

Super weak, dude.


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WOW now that is a wonderful example of irony right there


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Ohhhhh thats gotta suck for his wife......oh my gosh!!!!!!! Glad I'm not a country girl ;p

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You misspelled "penys".

That's a Princess Elisa joke, folks. Move along. Nothing to see here.





Really a joke?!? Man trust, your posts or should I say "penys" are slipping


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It wasn't a real joke. More like an in-joke based on the time you called Penwing "Penys"...

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