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...busts a nut, does he shoot faster than a speeding bullet? And if so, does that make his penis a lethal weapon? Maybe that's why he wears his underwear on the outside.
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This question was answered in "The Pro" by Garth Ennis & Amanda Conner.Not only is it fast,it'll also clip the wing off any nearby airplane.
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The Pro was cute.
But then - how does he have sex with Lois without killng her?
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This question was answered in "The Pro" by Garth Ennis & Amanda Conner.Not only is it fast,it'll also clip the wing off any nearby airplane.
Actually, it was first answered by Larry Niven. Dave posted the essay here.
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Yeah,but The Pro was funnier.
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This question was answered in "The Pro" by Garth Ennis & Amanda Conner.Not only is it fast,it'll also clip the wing off any nearby airplane.
Actually, it was first answered by Larry Niven. Dave posted the essay here.
The Doctor is correct.
In fact, that essay has been mentioned here multiple times, for example:
Not to mention the film Mallrats:
Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child? He's an alien for Christ sake! His kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom . . . that would kill them.
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Not to mention the film Mallrats:
The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom . . . that would kill them.
Actually, wouldn't that kill him, not the chippies?
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I would think it would weaken his super-penis to the point of flaccidness thereby leaving the girl unsatisfied and heading for the Bat-Cave.
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I would think being repeatedly stabbed in the vagina by a jagged green rock could, in fact, kill a woman, regardless of the radioactive properties of said rock.
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I would think it would weaken his super-penis to the point of flaccidness thereby leaving the girl unsatisfied and heading for the Bat-Cave.
Go Batman!
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I would think being repeatedly stabbed in the vagina by a jagged green rock could, in fact, kill a woman, regardless of the radioactive properties of said rock.
I would think the kryptonite would kill him long before he could get a chance at "stabbing" the poonanny.
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This question was answered in "The Pro" by Garth Ennis & Amanda Conner.Not only is it fast,it'll also clip the wing off any nearby airplane.
So I gather the consensus is "more powerful than a locomotive".   
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I would think being repeatedly stabbed in the vagina by a jagged green rock could, in fact, kill a woman, regardless of the radioactive properties of said rock.
I would think the kryptonite would kill him long before he could get a chance at "stabbing" the poonanny.
Agreed. I believe he wears lead underwear (it does effect his x-ray vision) Again, that also might be the reason why he wears his underwear on the outside (y'know, to prevent chafing because it has to get super sweaty down there after a long day)
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G-Man didn't want this thread in the Johnny Depp forum because he hates Superman for ridiculing the KKK.
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Superman is a prejudiced person!
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G-Man didn't want this thread in the Johnny Depp forum because he hates Superman for ridiculing the KKK.
I didn't move this. Maybe Wednesday did. He's probably the basis for that Dave Chappelle skit.
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It was Wednesday? Nevermind, what the hell was this doing in the Deep Thoughts forum anyway? Some respect, people.
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Blame Ray. He was whining Wednesday didn't spend enough time there moderating.
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Superman is a prejudiced person!
That may be. Remember how nervous he was when Lois decided to become a sister?
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no wonder wednesday moved this thread!
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I would think being repeatedly stabbed in the vagina by a jagged green rock could, in fact, kill a woman, regardless of the radioactive properties of said rock.
Your actually suggesting he straps a jagged rock to his super-penis to use as a condom? Couldnt someone melt it down, rubberise it, filter out all the deadly radiation, and give it back to him? If Luthor is a true mad scientist then he can surely transform a rock into a condom!
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Obviously you havn't read the Silver Age issue where Luthor goes into the condom making business.
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Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
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filter out all the deadly radiation
Thereby making it ineffective.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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filter out all the deadly radiation
Thereby making it ineffective.
Deadly radiatonal effects towards humans, not Kryptonians. Other forms of Kyryptonite have already proven that killing is not the materials only effect
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Its theorised that the radiational effects act on 2 different physiological levels. One miosis of radiation effects humans, thereby poisoning them and leading to a horrific and rather amusing death. The other level of radiation is exclusive to Kryptonian DNA, causing a wide variety of spectral-anamorphic relay effects on their filthy alien posteria's. [insidious laughing]
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Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
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Possible, but then again you're still killin' the superwillie. Unless you go Smallville and use Red K. Then Supes violently bangs Lois to death.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Hey, I never said the idea was perfect!
What if he used Batmans synthesized K, Supes would be screaming out in agony, but im sure if Lois wore earmuffs it would still be a pleasurable experience...
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Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
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