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Tank Girl's Tank. Hannibal Lector's basement cell. Air Force One with someone messy. The Tardis. The Bates Motel shower. Pee-Wee's Playhouse.
What about Buffalo Bill's basement? Le sexy...
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Tank Girl's Tank. Hannibal Lector's basement cell. Air Force One with someone messy. The Tardis. The Bates Motel shower. Pee-Wee's Playhouse.
I'm thoroughly creeped out and yet vaguely turned on...
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Uschi
I'd fuck her ragged in an Alien Hive WITH the Queen watching. While she has a facehugger attached to her mug...
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He ain't the pimp skillet for nuthin'!
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Maybe prop her over an egg to get some doggy style in there...
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I'd give her a VIP pass to my candy cane in Willy Wonka's Candy Room... you know, the one with the chocolate river and giant gumdrops and edible teacups.
Come with me... and you'll see... not a thing causeijustspoogedinyourfacenow...
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naw, i'd take elisa inthe wankavator and uschi in the dugout from fast times at ridgemont high
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Hahaha.....the movie from the 80s. Speaking of which.....who would wanna have sex on that bench? Remember? The one in the park......that's just nasty....
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Tank Girl's Tank. Hannibal Lector's basement cell. Air Force One with someone messy. The Tardis. The Bates Motel shower. Pee-Wee's Playhouse.
What about Buffalo Bill's basement? Le sexy...
"It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again..."
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My clubhouse is still pretty sweet, at least better than Stan & Kyle's. I'm seriously need it soon since I got my period before they did.
Nobody notices what I have in my front pocket: A little surprise for them all. We'll find out today at recess, won't we?
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If it means I get to have sex, anywhere.
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Although we were talking bout this tonight, the movies we watched at girl slumber parties in high school. Remember the movie Sliver? That guy's apartment (not the movie room) was totally sexy (cuz of the huge, open spaces)! I vote doing it against the pillar (I loved that scene for some unknown reason), the guy's bed, (not the couch though....thats just yuck), hrm........and the elevator (only if it were stuck....I dont like the possibility of getting caught...total turn off!).
*hums* I can't help falling in love with you!!!! The best part about the movie: the theme song 
I was talking about that movie with some peeps tonight.
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Hah..........how in the world did that conversation get started?!?
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We were actually talking about UB40 (I think that's their name) cover of Can't Help Falling in Love, and it segued onward.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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Thats what you get for asking him.
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