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salma hayek


Date of Birth: September 2, 1966
Place of Birth: Coatzacoalcos, Veracruz,Mexico
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Measurements 36" x 25" x 36"
rob's personal love factor: 9.8
enjoy!







feel free to reply with new pics of salma!

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I would pay obscene amounts of money just to have this woman stand naked in the same room as me.

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She has awesome cleavage. And, she's a shorty! Barely over 5 foot. Kind of cute. Also, she's in her early 30s now I hear. Held up well for her age. Not too shabby.

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You are talking about the woman like shes ancient. She's only 35, fer Gobsake!! Salma is the only woman I would leave my wife for...as I've told my wife repeatedly when ever she gets on my nerves.

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hot, she is.

unfortunately, she talks like she's deaf.


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Dude...with a face and body like that, she could talk like Gilbert Gottfreid and I would give a shit.

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if she did talk like gilbert, i would give a shit!

frequently!

but, im not sayin her voice would keep me from slamming her. i just dont think id like talking to her, with her constantly calling me "roooohnb"


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Hm.
That's a turn off for you?
I'm aroused, and my name isn't even Rob.

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now thats a turn on for me!

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35 ain't old! Some of my best fucks were with bints in their 30s!

From experience, all wimmen look good into their 40s except white birds!


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Sorry to disappoint you Rob, but I do 'do' wimmen!

I told you before, you could never have me to yourself!


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i was just a fling, then?

just a bint, white bird?

googily crickey bauble?


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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
i was just a fling, then?

just a bint, white bird?

googily crickey bauble?


'Bint'

I'm impressed!


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OLA SALMA!!

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Does anyone have that fake nude pic of Salma Hayek posted at the old 8-ball Manor at Athanon?

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I love her.............................


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Salma Hayek: I'm Addicted to Breastfeeding
  • Salma Hayek may soon need rehabilitation for an addiction.

    The actress, who gave birth to daughter Valentina in 2007, says she can't stop breastfeeding.

    She said: "I'm like an alcoholic. It is like, I don't care if I cry, I don't care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can't stop."

    The 42-year-old also said breastfeeding does not helps mothers shed post-pregnancy weight.

    She told Style magazine: "The myth that says you lose all this weight when you breastfeed! That is so not true! It's like, please, will everyone stop telling me I look

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Nice publicity stunt.


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Thread: rob's hot girl - week of 10-01-01, salma hayek

darkknight bringing his "A" game as usual...


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I would like to suck on her boobs

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Salma Hayek breastfeeds another woman's baby in Sierra Leone
  • Got milk? Salma Hayek does - and she's happy to share.

    The sultry "Frida" actress breastfed another woman's baby during a trip to Sierra Leone in front of "Nightline" cameras.

    Hayek, 42, discovered the child, who's mother was unable to produce milk, during a tour of a hospital in the war-torn country.

    "The baby was perfectly healthy, but the mother did not have any milk," she later recalled to USA Today. "He was very hungry - I was weaning my daughter Valentina, but I still had a lot of milk, so I breastfed the baby."

    "You should have seen his eyes," she said. "When he felt the nourishment, he immediately stopped crying."


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I'd suck them titties.


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Lucky little fucker.


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I wacked off like a hundred times to her Ugly Betty gif


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 Quote:

"You should have seen his eyes," she said. "When he felt the nourishment, he immediately stopped crying."



ill bet...


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Same thing woulda happened with me, only I'd have started crying again every time she pulled that nipple outta my mouth.


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