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Naw, in liberal Hollywood, it would have to be an SUV.
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...maybe they can bring back the 'Bird...
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Naw, in liberal Hollywood, it would have to be an SUV. But the Delorean's stainless steel construction is what enables the flux capacitor to work so well... See, KITT needs to have time travel capacity to make the show work for the 21 st first century.. The evil Delorean could back in time and change things, and KITT would need to back and set right what had gone wrong.. cue the theme music from Quantum Leap....
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So...here's an idea...what if the new Knight was a chick? Just a thought.
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So...here's an idea...what if the new Knight was a chick? Just a thought. That sounds like a good idea to me. Or the car could have a black man's voice.. 
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Actually, Keith David would be an awesome KITT.
The thing is, having William Daniels as KITT would work as well. Hell, Peter Cullen could still be KARR. It would be a nice throwback to the old show.
(Yeah...I just bumped Season 1 to the top of my Netflix list. I remember obsessing about the show as a kid, and I don't remember a thing).
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Actually, Keith David would be an awesome KITT.
The thing is, having William Daniels as KITT would work as well. Hell, Peter Cullen could still be KARR. It would be a nice throwback to the old show.
(Yeah...I just bumped Season 1 to the top of my Netflix list. I remember obsessing about the show as a kid, and I don't remember a thing). I saw the two hour Knight Rider series pilot, Jackie.. it was funny as hell! In one scene, KITT starts talking as two guys are inside him, trying to steal him.. he ejects them both and they go " Ahhhhhhhhhh!!" I'm laughing just thinking about it. I watched the show every week when it was on.
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For some reason, as a little kid, I was obsessed with watching Knight Rider and...Night Court (I can't explain that one). I suppose that's when the love affair for Pontiac began, actually.
Hmmm...Season One is only 22 dollars...hmmm...
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If you really want it, then go for it. 
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...the car, or the DVDs? 
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Actually, Keith David would be an awesome KITT.
The thing is, having William Daniels as KITT would work as well. Hell, Peter Cullen could still be KARR. It would be a nice throwback to the old show.
(Yeah...I just bumped Season 1 to the top of my Netflix list. I remember obsessing about the show as a kid, and I don't remember a thing). I saw the two hour Knight Rider series pilot, Jackie.. it was funny as hell! In one scene, KITT starts talking as two guys are inside him, trying to steal him.. he ejects them both and they go " Ahhhhhhhhhh!!" I'm laughing just thinking about it. I watched the show every week when it was on. Winning line for me: "This is more painful than a divorce." "I want custody of me."
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Yeah I'm almost done watching the first season.
How did I totally forget what a man-whore the Hoff was on that show? There is a flippin' bedroom reference in each episode. Even KITT complains. The way he goes for single moms is almost creepy. They seriously alternate from blonde, to brunette, to redhead. It's funny as hell. It's amazing what goes over your head when your four or five.
And then the KARR episode...I'm sort of confused. You guys keep talking about Goliath and Garth -- they weren't in the episode with KARR. And KARR...yeah, having Optimus Prime as an evil talking car two years before he was a good talking truck is...ironic.
Although he was a lot more frank than KITT.
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And he drove them to a strip club. Now that is a pimp ride, my friends.
Oh, and wasn't there a KITT-like motorcycle?
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Garth comes later. Goliath even more still. But with Goliath comes super pursuit mode.
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Hahaha...super pursuit mode...awesome.
Wait...was Garth the motorcycle? I'm pretty sure Goliath is a truck. I mean, his name's Goliath.
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Are you talking about the spin-off series about a team of thinking cars and agents driving them?
That one was boring. Probably because the cars weren't characters the way KITT was in the original. Didn't watch more then one episode IIRC.
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Perhaps the network here didn't bother to air Knight Rider long enough to come to the season(s) with KARR, Garth and Goliath.
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Oh, and wasn't there a KITT-like motorcycle? Dear God, help me. I know the answer to this one. In one episode KITT and Michael had to work with a guy who was a computer programmer or something. A real geek. At the end of the show, they showed his scooter painted black with the red, swishing light on the front. I believe it was called K.N.E.R.D. Oh the 80's. 
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I don't remember much about the motorcycle. I just remember at the end of the episode KITT was still dissing it.
Okay, I'm going to look around Wikipedia. Maybe I am talking about the wrong show...how many talking car shows are there?
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Hahaha...super pursuit mode...awesome.
Wait...was Garth the motorcycle? I'm pretty sure Goliath is a truck. I mean, his name's Goliath. No Garth is Hoff with a porno mustache.
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Hahaha...super pursuit mode...awesome.
Wait...was Garth the motorcycle? I'm pretty sure Goliath is a truck. I mean, his name's Goliath. Goliath was a semi. I don't think he had AI like KITT, though.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Oh, and wasn't there a KITT-like motorcycle? Dear God, help me. I know the answer to this one. In one episode KITT and Michael had to work with a guy who was a computer programmer or something. A real geek. At the end of the show, they showed his scooter painted black with the red, swishing light on the front. I believe it was called K.N.E.R.D. Oh the 80's. Look, in my defense, I was five.
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Oh so Garth is human. Heh. I just had this funny mental image of the other Garth:  Maybe he and the Hoff can fight over who's belt buckle is bigger...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5V9Fkgtc4Y&feature=relatedUh yeah...I've forgotten how to post youtube clips. Still, this looks awesome. I can't wait.
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i should've been michael knight. woooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!!
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