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WE SHOT THE WORLD

I think that error only happens to twelve-year old retards

Heh heh, I broke the dam.

I only love ya cause ya
Cause ya look like me

and a body to match

He am not big boned. He am fat.

A trained gunfighter would never voluntarily walk into a gun fight carrying just a handgun. ”You carry a handgun to fight your way to a long gun.” Stop showing gunfighters getting out of their cars to go after an armed opponent without grabbing the shotgun or rifle they would almost surely carry in the trunk.


A trained gunfighter does not hold his gun out with straight arms like he’s doing a basic target qualification when stalking or in close quarters. Any fighter caught in that pose deserves to have his gun grabbed or his arms broken by a swift whack from an opponent on his periphery. and note that it is not any less photogenic!


The combat ready position does not involve pointing a handgun at the ground with arms locked straight. If it’s out of a holster then the handgun is pointed wherever the gunfighter most expects

I remember my Uncle's last few words. I was leaning over his hospital bed so I could show him my new CZ75 pistol. He looked up at me with tears in his eyes and with his last breath said, "Get off my oxygen tube you F@*#$*#$ idiot."

I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible.


Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.

Eric Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
South Park

Mr. Garrison: No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.
South Park

The Roswell UFO Incident involved the recovery of materials near Roswell, New Mexico, USA, in July 1947, which have since become the subject of intense speculation, rumor, questioning and research. There are widely divergent views on what actually happened, and passionate debate about what evidence can be believed. The United States military maintains that what was recovered was a top-secret research balloon that had crashed.

By the early 1990s, UFO researchers such as Friedman, William Moore, Karl Pflock, and the team of Kevin Randle and Don Schmitt had interviewed several hundred people [11] who had, or claimed to have had, a connection with the events at Roswell in 1947. Additionally, hundreds of documents were obtained via Freedom of Information Act requests, as were some apparently leaked by insiders, such as the disputed “Majestic 12″ documents. Their conclusions were that at least one alien craft had crashed in the Roswell vicinity, that aliens, some possibly still alive, were recovered, and that a massive cover-up of any knowledge of the incident was put in place.

Dinosauroid-like Alien Reptiles are dominating the World


Christine Fitzgerald, a confidante of Diana, Princess of Wales, claims that Diana told her that the Royal Family were Reptilian aliens, and that they could shapeshift.

David Icke's --BBC reporter-- claims that humanity is actually under the control of dinosauroid-like alien reptiles who must consume human blood to maintain their human appearance.

"Evidence" goes from Sumerian tablets describing the "Anunnaki" (which he translates as "those who from heaven to earth came"), to the serpent in the Biblical Garden of Eden, to child abuse, fluoridation, and the genealogical connections between the Bush family and the House of Windsor.

Icke theorizes that the reptilians came here from the constellation Draco. Like most conspiracy theories, falsification of Icke's hypotheses is nearly impossible, but Icke continues to sell books and give speaking engagements based on concepts ranging from the New Age to his political opinions.

noun, plural: ecosystems

A system that includes all living organisms (biotic factors) in an area as well as its physical environment (abiotic factors) functioning together as a unit.

An ecosystem is made up of plants, animals, microorganisms, soil, rocks, minerals, water sources and the local atmosphere interacting with one another.


Word origin: coined in 1930 by Roy Clapham, to denote the physical and biological components of an environment considered in relation to each other as a unit.
Related phrases: ecosystem model, ecosystem ecology, ecosystem diversity.
See also: biotic factor, abiotic factor, ecology.

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There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle

Another One Bites The Dust
Queen



Oh! Let's go!
Steve walks warily down the street
With his brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet
Machine guns ready to go

Are you ready hey are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat yeah

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the dust hey
Hey I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

How do you think I'm going to get along
Without you when you're gone
You took me for everything that I had
And kicked me out on my own

Are you happy are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat look out

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the dust hey
Hey I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

Hey
Oh take it - Bite the dust
Bite the dust hey
Hey Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust ow
Another one bites the dust he he
Another one bites the dust hay yay ya ya ya
Ooh shout

There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him
You can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him
When he's down yeah
But I'm ready yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating to the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the dust yeah
Hey I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
Shoot out

E-he! Alright!

Thank God...thank God...Thank Gooooooooood I'm an asshole

...ASSHOLE!

100 best rock bands of all time?
42 – Velvet Revolver
41 – Alice Cooper
40 – Rage Against the Machine

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Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure her husband's away!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

People who become blind after birth can see images in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion. It is hard for a seeing person to imagine, but the body’s need for sleep is so strong that it is able to handle virtually all physical situations to make it happen.

If you are awakened out of REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep, you are more likely to remember your dream in a more vivid way than you would if you woke from a full night sleep.

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WW2 SLANG

MICK
A soldier in an Irish regiment. Specifically, The Micks is the nickname of the Irish Guards.
 
MICKEY
Louse. Origin of the phrase taking the mickey, to tease.
 
MILLS BOMB
British No. 5 grenade. Invented by William Mills (1856-1932) of Birmingham in 1915, it remained in service in a modified form with the British army until the 1960s.
 
MINNIEWERFER
German trench mortar. A variety of calibres were employed. From German Minenwerfer, mine thrower.
 
MOANING MINNIE
Shells fired from a German Minenwerfer. From the noise of flight and the name given by the British to the weapon
 

Before 1859, umpires sat in a padded rocking chair behind the catcher

MYTH:  
Sports Psychology Is Based On Far Eastern Mystical Philosophies, And The Athlete Must Become An Adherent Of These To Gain Any Benefit.

 
FACT:  
Sports psychology does not embrace or represent any philosophical tradition or theories of any individual guru. Some of the approaches and philosophies in sports psychology do originate from historical eastern traditions such as Zen Buddhism, but there is no requirement for any belief or any faith-based declarations by any athlete. Modern sports psychology is based on sound, researched science, and proven by studies and field work with thousands of athletes at all levels of sport.

Lennon John
The Ballad Of John Yoko


Standing on the dock at southamptonTrying to get to holland or franceThe man in the macSaid, you’ve gotta go backYou know, they didn’t even give us a chanceChrist, you know it ain’t easyYou know how hard it can beThe way things are goingThey’re gonna crucify meFinally made the plane into parisHoneymooning down by the seinePeter brown called to sayYou can make it okayYou can get married in gibraltar, near spainChrist, you know it ain’t easyYou know how hard it can beThe way things are goingThey’re gonna crucify meDrove from paris to the amsterdam hiltonTalking in our beds for a weekThe newspeople saidSay, what’re you doing in bed? I said, we’re only trying to get us some peaceChrist, you know it ain’t easyYou know how hard it can beThe way things are goingThey’re gonna crucify meMade a lightning trip to viennaEating chocolate cakes in a bagThe newspapers saidShe’s gone to his headThey look just like two gurus in dragChrist, you know it ain’t easyYou know how hard it can beThe way things are goingThey’re gonna crucify meCaught the early plane back to londonFifty acrons tied in a sackThe men from the pressSaid, we wish you successIt’s good to have the both of you backChrist, you know it ain’t easyYou know how hard it can beThe way things are goingThey’re gonna crucify meThe way things are goingThey’re gonna crucify meThe way things are goingThey’re gonna crucify me

YO Daddy so fat when he walks china has an earth quake.

*If just 1 percent of American homes replaced an older toilet with a new WaterSense labeled toilet, the country would save more than 38 million kilowatt-hours of electricity — enough electricity to supply more than 43,000 households for one month

*Each of us uses approximately one 100-foot-tall Douglas fir tree in paper and wood products per year