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In the end, what destroyed their relationship wasn't her rampant racism, but his penchant for autoerotic defenestration.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Inexplicable, not impossible.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Inexplicable, not impossible. i cry myself to sleep each night wishing he'd just find a job. Any job.
where Bob Marley and dreadlocks are still popular. She has two non-fiction books in print, The One Thing Needful, and Living Waters For a Parched Land. Her poetry has appeared in Rattlesnake Review, Beat the Blackened Wing: An Anthology of Crows, PDQ, and Denali, among others. She is currently co-editor of Tiger’s Eye: A Journal of Poetry.
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Inexplicable, not impossible. i cry myself to sleep each night wishing he'd just find a job. Any job. You can take some small comfort in the fact that he receives blowjobs from his socks, every day.
Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire.
I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom.
If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
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Inexplicable, not impossible. i cry myself to sleep each night wishing he'd just find a job. Any job. You can take some small comfort in the fact that he receives blowjobs from his socks, every day. I do, it really is the only thing he has. If he didn't "love" his socks so much he'd be annoying the hell out of his father and I like he did as a child.
where Bob Marley and dreadlocks are still popular. She has two non-fiction books in print, The One Thing Needful, and Living Waters For a Parched Land. Her poetry has appeared in Rattlesnake Review, Beat the Blackened Wing: An Anthology of Crows, PDQ, and Denali, among others. She is currently co-editor of Tiger’s Eye: A Journal of Poetry.
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I'd love to water your rhinoceros, my dear, but I must prepare my quantimums for my gastronomic segway for chapmium delivancy.
This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.
"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe
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"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do
How you doin'?
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"One more peep out of that cockatoo", Jimmy thought as his fingernails dug into the armrests, "and I'll make sure that cozy smile on your mother's face will be sunning sock puppets in Hell."
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One man's Trojan Horse is one out of every ten men's stripper cake on wheels.
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This part of the city was grimier than the pockmarks of the entire oboe section and their prom dates' put together.
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"I eat granite mountains and shit porcelain statues!" Irving bellowed with a ferocious rumble that resonated in his bones and drained the blood from his face. ...Even still, the flamingos seemed utterly unconcerned.
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Frankly, his throat was getting sore and he had simply been worn down from yelling at that old lady. Maybe, he internally conceded, children's pillories really never would come back in vogue.
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I know who crawfordcrow is and care what he has to say.
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crawfordcrow is, like, possibly, maybe one of the best writers--if not the best writer (or at least in the upper 50%)--on this board, perhaps.
Seriously.
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Go suck his cock already!
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Inexplicable, you say? Alright...
Notwedge does not look like an intermediate model sheet for Jabba the Hut.
He also does not smell like Nick Nolte and Rosanne Barr passed out in a dumpster, mid-coitus, during a record summer heat.
Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire.
I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom.
If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
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Go suck his cock already! Dude, don't be gay.
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"One more peep out of that cockatoo", Jimmy thought as his fingernails dug into the armrests, "and I'll make sure that cozy smile on your mother's face will be sunning sock puppets in Hell." Crawfordcrow is writing porn for Rex.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Inexplicable, you say? Alright...
Notwedge does not look like an intermediate model sheet for Jabba the Hut.
He also does not smell like Nick Nolte and Rosanne Barr passed out in a dumpster, mid-coitus, during a record summer heat. But, you have heard of me.
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Inexplicable, you say? Alright...
Notwedge does not look like an intermediate model sheet for Jabba the Hut.
He also does not smell like Nick Nolte and Rosanne Barr passed out in a dumpster, mid-coitus, during a record summer heat. But, you have heard of me. True. But, only because Joe Mama's grandma likes watching the Star Wars DVD special features during intercourse.
Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire.
I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom.
If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
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Go suck his cock already! PJP. Sigh... The man is here just in case you ever wondered what it would be like if someone found Joey Porsche's bloated corpse in the East River, and it could still talk.
Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire.
I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom.
If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
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Go suck his cock already! This is not a Greek family reunion! You can't talk that way here!
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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MisterJLA talkative Moderator Final Justice!
15000+ posts 38 seconds ago Checking who's online
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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crawfordcrow is, like, possibly, maybe one of the best writers--if not the best writer (or at least in the upper 50%)--on this board, perhaps.
Seriously. I appreciate that, Jason. Thanks.  I know who crawfordcrow is and care what he has to say. Inexplicable, you say? Alright...
Notwedge does not look like an intermediate model sheet for Jabba the Hut.
He also does not smell like Nick Nolte and Rosanne Barr passed out in a dumpster, mid-coitus, during a record summer heat. Hate hate hate! I would have went with "a capuchin monkey with Down Syndrome," but that's why I never win at the Playa Hata's Ball, I reckon.
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Fine, the shrimp net as a honeymoon gift was moderately funny; I'll give you that. But, by the fifth time you mentioned it was from a ship called the "USS Your Wife Is A Whore", I think you'd earned that beatdown, Jim.
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I've got to hand it to you, I've never heard anyone use the phrase "weaponized urine stench" while delivering their grandmother's eulogy.
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That's not just tasty, that's "Jesus tasty".
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Sweet dreams, and may fragile crack babies with rainbow wigs carry you to your sleep.
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So I just had to tell him that the reason his mommy died in that car accident was because of his failure to recognize anchovies as "the bacon of the sea".
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If I've learned one thing out of all of this, it's that they don't call it scotch bonnet because you're meant to slip it over the head of your penis.
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If you imagine crawford's avatar saying that stuff out loud while staring at you like that, you can give yourself a brain paralysis from the fear.
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Like Fight Club. Pariah might orgasm.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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