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Anyone else watch this show?



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I watched the last couple episodes or last season when they repeated them. I'll probably watch it tonight even though I should know better.


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The first two seasons were excellent and even the 3rd season was awesome with the reveal of the serial rapist was great. Then the last 10 minutes of the finale was a total moment and kinda ruined it. But I'm still hooked.



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This show just gets better and better. How the fizzuck is no one else watching this?



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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GAH! LOBSTER HANDS!

There's a woman that works at the university that has something like that. She works in the sandwich shop. She's very nice and I always talk to her when I see her but it took me a while to eat one of the sandwiches she made me. I have nothing against her but she really shouldn't work with food.


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ah fuck, i forgot to watch..damnit!!!11!


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I KNOW!! YIKES!

The whole episode - starting to Troy's mother/daughter menage ( ) to the Brooke Shields and Kathleen Turner cameos (what happened to Kathleen? Jesus, she let herself go) was incredible. And Troy trying to pass off the giant "cock" as artwork was priceless...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Oh, and where was Matt in this ep? Did they get rid of him? I hope so - he annoyed the fuck outta me last season...



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This show just gets better and better. How the fizzuck is no one else watching this?




I watched the first season and part of the second and just decided that all the characters were just too fucking annoying.

Christian started out interesting but they can't decide if he is a complete bastard or a misunderstood bad boy working through his priestly molestation.

His partner and the partner's wife are both whiney bitches.

And the son is just creepy looking. I keep waiting for the bombshell that he's actually Michael Jackson's son.

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This show just gets better and better. How the fizzuck is no one else watching this?




Cuz' it sucks ass.

I used to watch it for the operation scenes. Then it got too politically motivated. Then the storylines get more and more conviluted. Then the director just made the entire thing an ad hominem fest about hating conservatives and Catholics. Then they were actually stupid enough to say spermine helped skin charisma. On top of this, I can't stand any of the characters. They used to be bearable and then, when you think they're about to learn a lesson about their lives, they just make a U-turn and show the audience how stupid they are all over again. The writers go way too far out of their way to make the situations as complicated as possible. As a result, the perceptions of the characters suffer more and more.


Also, I can't stand Christian's face. I wouldn't even need to hear him talk and I'd know he was dick.

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Dude, you think every show is about hating conservatives and Catholics.


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So far I've really enjoyed the freak factor of this show.

My favorite is the mummified fetus. That was fucking aweshome.


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I do agree with G-Man on the kid. He's weird looking.


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This show just gets better and better. How the fizzuck is no one else watching this?




Christian started out interesting but they can't decide if he is a complete bastard or a misunderstood bad boy working through his priestly molestation.





Can't he be both? Yes, he is a bastard, but I think that comes from the whole fucked up childhood thing.


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And the son is just creepy looking. I keep waiting for the bombshell that he's actually Michael Jackson's son.




On this we can agree. The actor is just ...creepy looking. And his character last season just annoyed the hell out of me. If he's not on this year, I won't miss him.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Dude, you think every show is about hating conservatives and Catholics.




No. I say most shows take unfair shots at conservatives and Catholics. Nip/Tuck is just about hating them. It's so unbelievably blatant that I doubt the director will even bother denying it.

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Harleykwin, I just wanted to let you know that I absolutely love this show and I would be happy to serve as your intelocutor for the reminder of the season.

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Awesome.

This show gets more and more fucked up with ever ep. Seriously, fucking a dog? Gah!

Best line: "Can you teach me to be as full of shit as you are?"



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi


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