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Crawford, you might want to start spreading your alt out to other threads. After all, just using it after you just posted something to try and bolster the coolness of your posts gets pretty transparent after a while. You really should start using it in other threads and forums to at least give the appearance of Scratch being someone else. Maybe post in threads about things that you're not really interested in like, for instance, women.  
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Crawford, you might want to start spreading your alt out to other threads. After all, just using it after you just posted something to try and bolster the coolness of your posts gets pretty transparent after a while. You really should start using it in other threads and forums to at least give the appearance of Scratch being someone else. Maybe post in threads about things that you're not really interested in like, for instance, women.
Have you written about Wal-Mart? Have you?!!
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Just because you got the 'Rolling Back Prices' smiley face tattooed on your left cheek, that doesn't mean you have to cream over everything that meantions your favorite retail outlet. 
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Just because you got the 'Rolling Back Prices' smiley face tattooed on your left cheek, that doesn't mean you have to cream over everything that meantions your favorite retail outlet.
You leave Mullet Paradise ALONE!!!
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Crawford, you might want to start spreading your alt out to other threads. After all, just using it after you just posted something to try and bolster the coolness of your posts gets pretty transparent after a while. You really should start using it in other threads and forums to at least give the appearance of Scratch being someone else. Maybe post in threads about things that you're not really interested in like, for instance, women.
Ladies and gentlemen, let us all applaud the master detective. Clearly, an intelligent person like Crow would make an alt with such obvious connections to himself, such as a "Horseman" reference and a constant coexistance in threads.
Nevermind the small fact that Crow has mentioned that Scratch is his buddy, a fact which seems to be bolstered when visiting his MySpace page (through the link in his sig) and discovering a gentleman named Scratch at the top of his Top Friends list. ...Also nevermind the fact that in in Crow and Scratch's profile, you can find pics of the both of them together.
And I don't mean "together" in the sense that myself and your mama were together in a Denny's bathroom, all those years ago.
No, I have a feeling that if someone like Crow made an alt, it would be considerably smarter than the offspring of that unfortunate union.
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Crawford, you might want to start spreading your alt out to other threads. After all, just using it after you just posted something to try and bolster the coolness of your posts gets pretty transparent after a while. You really should start using it in other threads and forums to at least give the appearance of Scratch being someone else. Maybe post in threads about things that you're not really interested in like, for instance, women.
Ladies and gentlemen, let us all applaud the master detective. Clearly, an intelligent person like Crow would make an alt with such obvious connections to himself, such as a "Horseman" reference and a constant coexistance in threads.
Nevermind the small fact that Crow has mentioned that Scratch is his buddy, a fact which seems to be bolstered when visiting his MySpace page (through the link in his sig) and discovering a gentleman named Scratch at the top of his Top Friends list. ...Also nevermind the fact that in in Crow and Scratch's profile, you can find pics of the both of them together.
And I don't mean "together" in the sense that myself and your mama were together in a Denny's bathroom, all those years ago.
No, I have a feeling that if someone like Crow made an alt, it would be considerably smarter than the offspring of that unfortunate union.
Well, here is proof someone other than Elisa uses the wink icon. Or is it?
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Crawford, you might want to start spreading your alt out to other threads. After all, just using it after you just posted something to try and bolster the coolness of your posts gets pretty transparent after a while. You really should start using it in other threads and forums to at least give the appearance of Scratch being someone else. Maybe post in threads about things that you're not really interested in like, for instance, women.
Ladies and gentlemen, let us all applaud the master detective. Clearly, an intelligent person like Crow would make an alt with such obvious connections to himself, such as a "Horseman" reference and a constant coexistance in threads.
Nevermind the small fact that Crow has mentioned that Scratch is his buddy, a fact which seems to be bolstered when visiting his MySpace page (through the link in his sig) and discovering a gentleman named Scratch at the top of his Top Friends list. ...Also nevermind the fact that in in Crow and Scratch's profile, you can find pics of the both of them together.
And I don't mean "together" in the sense that myself and your mama were together in a Denny's bathroom, all those years ago.
No, I have a feeling that if someone like Crow made an alt, it would be considerably smarter than the offspring of that unfortunate union.
Well, here is proof someone other than Elisa uses the wink icon. Or is it?
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Crawford, you might want to start spreading your alt out to other threads. After all, just using it after you just posted something to try and bolster the coolness of your posts gets pretty transparent after a while. You really should start using it in other threads and forums to at least give the appearance of Scratch being someone else. Maybe post in threads about things that you're not really interested in like, for instance, women.
Ladies and gentlemen, let us all applaud the master detective. Clearly, an intelligent person like Crow would make an alt with such obvious connections to himself, such as a "Horseman" reference and a constant coexistance in threads.
Nevermind the small fact that Crow has mentioned that Scratch is his buddy, a fact which seems to be bolstered when visiting his MySpace page (through the link in his sig) and discovering a gentleman named Scratch at the top of his Top Friends list. ...Also nevermind the fact that in in Crow and Scratch's profile, you can find pics of the both of them together.
And I don't mean "together" in the sense that myself and your mama were together in a Denny's bathroom, all those years ago.
No, I have a feeling that if someone like Crow made an alt, it would be considerably smarter than the offspring of that unfortunate union.
I don't know whether to laugh at the poetry of this post, or to cry that someone actually took the time to compile the evidence of Crawford's and Scratch's friendship by even going to their MySpace sites to diffuse what is probably the most obvious of jokes.
Silky, you used to hate for the love of hatin'. Now, you just hate because Joe Mama your broke your heart, and your anus. When will this senseless East Coast/West Coast Hatin' feud be done with? When will the hate be about the art again?
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Wan't that a little person?
That is what I thought, too.
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Ladies and gentlemen, let us all applaud the master detective. Clearly, an intelligent person like Crow would make an alt with such obvious connections to himself, such as a "Horseman" reference and a constant coexistance in threads.
Nevermind the small fact that Crow has mentioned that Scratch is his buddy, a fact which seems to be bolstered when visiting his MySpace page (through the link in his sig) and discovering a gentleman named Scratch at the top of his Top Friends list. ...Also nevermind the fact that in in Crow and Scratch's profile, you can find pics of the both of them together.
And I don't mean "together" in the sense that myself and your mama were together in a Denny's bathroom, all those years ago.
No, I have a feeling that if someone like Crow made an alt, it would be considerably smarter than the offspring of that unfortunate union.
Ignoring The Doctor's weak and sad attempt to bring the dirrrty South (emphasis on "dirrrty") to this hatin' party, what the hell happened to Silky Johnson? Once the premier hater in all the land, once the former Hater Of The Year, now he's reduced to frequenting Myspace and using smilies? Is Silky Johnson dating, and inevitably disappointing, Elisa? Have you found God, Silky? Or did you find a brand of panties that snugly fit your bony ass?
Silky, I recommend that you get in touch with your inner hater. Remember just how much of a disappointment you are to the women you ply with rufies and the uncle who still finds time to diddle you. Remember how so many of us eat at the finest buffets while yo' broke ass scrounges for stale doughnuts and muffins, ever hopeful of the rare and elusive carrot cake muffin. Remember the times when the woman you called "mama" fed you with a slingshot while getting railed from behind by the myriad men you called "daddy" on any given day. Remember these things and get back to hatin' the way we KNOW you can hate! Otherwise, I'll slap you around like I'm yo' pimp and steal yo' lunch money, you Brokeback Hater!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Silky is now composing his reply. Hopefully his hatin' is back up to par with his past record.
And Joe Mama is still relishing the ass pounding he gave Silky in the art of interpretive dance.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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And Joe Mama is still relishing the ass pounding he gave Silky in the art of interpretive dance.
Doc, when I want you to respond I'll take you off the Grimm 'n' Blackwulf rotisserie. Now hush - Cross is looking to baste you again.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Ladies and gentlemen, let us all applaud the master detective. Clearly, an intelligent person like Crow would make an alt with such obvious connections to himself, such as a "Horseman" reference and a constant coexistance in threads.
Nevermind the small fact that Crow has mentioned that Scratch is his buddy, a fact which seems to be bolstered when visiting his MySpace page (through the link in his sig) and discovering a gentleman named Scratch at the top of his Top Friends list. ...Also nevermind the fact that in in Crow and Scratch's profile, you can find pics of the both of them together.
And I don't mean "together" in the sense that myself and your mama were together in a Denny's bathroom, all those years ago.
No, I have a feeling that if someone like Crow made an alt, it would be considerably smarter than the offspring of that unfortunate union.
Ignoring The Doctor's weak and sad attempt to bring the dirrrty South (emphasis on "dirrrty") to this hatin' party, what the hell happened to Silky Johnson? Once the premier hater in all the land, once the former Hater Of The Year, now he's reduced to frequenting Myspace and using smilies? Is Silky Johnson dating, and inevitably disappointing, Elisa? Have you found God, Silky? Or did you find a brand of panties that snugly fit your bony ass?
Silky, I recommend that you get in touch with your inner hater. Remember just how much of a disappointment you are to the women you ply with rufies and the uncle who still finds time to diddle you. Remember how so many of us eat at the finest buffets while yo' broke ass scrounges for stale doughnuts and muffins, ever hopeful of the rare and elusive carrot cake muffin. Remember the times when the woman you called "mama" fed you with a slingshot while getting railed from behind by the myriad men you called "daddy" on any given day. Remember these things and get back to hatin' the way we KNOW you can hate! Otherwise, I'll slap you around like I'm yo' pimp and steal yo' lunch money, you Brokeback Hater!
Oh! So hateful, Joe Mama! Someone must have spilled water on your McDonalds coupon book, this morning.
Sometimes when you're dealing with detectives who have yet to pass Blues Clues University, one needs to insert a smilie to signpost the gigantic doggie footprints. Not that it seems to have helped Shaggy there, or even you, for that matter, Velma.
Maybe it's time to kick Prometheus out of the Mystery Machine, and let Doctor Shaggy grab the old stick again. Also, that would help you solve the mystery of whether or not the good Doctor really has a prehensile anus. ...If he can shift, you must acquit!
I wish I could say that my liasion with Elisa was the highlight of my brief tour through the alley behind that airport bar, but I'm forced to admit that finally being able to vomit up the excess alcohol and chicken wings that I'd consumed that evening was cathartic and gave me the energy to hate on the fact that her penis was larger than mine. ...But, you're correct, Joe Mama, I did find God when her mouth was full and I could no longer hear her speak.
As for my hatin' abilities, don't you worry, Joe Mama. I'm bitter to the core. I hate that all of you have so much and I have so very, very little. I hate the thought that little children in Ethiopia are fortunate enough to be eating bugs, while all I have to feast on is the visage of that failed wad of misshapen pizza dough you call a face. I hate that somewhere in Cambodia, thousands of sweatshop workers are dropping dead of exhaustion, as they try to loom you a new muu-muu. I hate the knowledge that your mama's waiting for just the right moment to sue me for back child support, and take the clothes off my back, so she can feed them to her son.
I hate you, I hate your women: the Doctor and Prometheus, I hate crawfordcrow, and I hate every last poster who ever registered on the RKMBS. You haven't seen the last of me, Joe Mama. I'll be at Sea World, 3 o'clock sharp, for your first show, distracting you from your backflips by waving sticks of butter.
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And Joe Mama is still relishing the ass pounding he gave Silky in the art of interpretive dance.
Doc, when I want you to respond I'll take you off the Grimm 'n' Blackwulf rotisserie. Now hush - Cross is looking to baste you again.
Someone give Joe a drink to calm him down. Something with an umbrella. Or a mimosa. Be careful. You don't want him getting too light headed.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Oh! So hateful, Joe Mama! Someone must have spilled water on your McDonalds coupon book, this morning.
Sometimes when you're dealing with detectives who have yet to pass Blues Clues University, one needs to insert a smilie to signpost the gigantic doggie footprints. Not that it seems to have helped Shaggy there, or even you, for that matter, Velma.
Maybe it's time to kick Prometheus out of the Mystery Machine, and let Doctor Shaggy grab the old stick again. Also, that would help you solve the mystery of whether or not the good Doctor really has a prehensile anus. ...If he can shift, you must acquit!
I wish I could say that my liasion with Elisa was the highlight of my brief tour through the alley behind that airport bar, but I'm forced to admit that finally being able to vomit up the excess alcohol and chicken wings that I'd consumed that evening was cathartic and gave me the energy to hate on the fact that her penis was larger than mine. ...But, you're correct, Joe Mama, I did find God when her mouth was full and I could no longer hear her speak.
As for my hatin' abilities, don't you worry, Joe Mama. I'm bitter to the core. I hate that all of you have so much and I have so very, very little. I hate the thought that little children in Ethiopia are fortunate enough to be eating bugs, while all I have to feast on is the visage of that failed wad of misshapen pizza dough you call a face. I hate that somewhere in Cambodia, thousands of sweatshop workers are dropping dead of exhaustion, as they try to loom you a new muu-muu. I hate the knowledge that your mama's waiting for just the right moment to sue me for back child support, and take the clothes off my back, so she can feed them to her son.
I hate you, I hate your women: the Doctor and Prometheus, I hate crawfordcrow, and I hate every last poster who ever registered on the RKMBS. You haven't seen the last of me, Joe Mama. I'll be at Sea World, 3 o'clock sharp, for your first show, distracting you from your backflips by waving sticks of butter.
5 out of 10. It's good, but it rambles in places. Maybe Silky has finally lost his touch. Buck Nasty may have his year yet.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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This was funny the first time I saw it. Now that its been on every TV show over the last three days I'm sick of it.
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Oh! So hateful, Joe Mama! Someone must have spilled water on your McDonalds coupon book, this morning.
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...how the hell did I end up in this?
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This was funny the first time I saw it. Now that its been on every TV show over the last three days I'm sick of it.
Has it? Shit, I work swing; I never see TV anymore, practically.
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I walk in eternity 15000+ posts
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"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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I'm a pretty princess said:
hey silky, I got a new necklace for ya
A necklace from the Balloon Knot collection? I'm touched... against my will. Much like the kind of childhood touching you undoubtedly endured, which made you the man you are today.
Out of curiosity, has the racist persona worked insofar as erasing the memory of...
...Oh. No, I suppose it hasn't. I guess it's hard to forget a face that looks like it's happy to have taken more loads than a retired U-Haul trailer.
If you hurry, you might be still be able to make the deadline for entering the Miss Estonia pageant. But, before you go, you might want to steal some paper bags from your mama's place of work... one to place on your head, and enough to put on all the judges' heads, just in case. Just make sure to leave a mouthhole in yours', so you don't suffocate when you try and give them head.
Of course, if that fails, just stand Joe Mama next to you. You'll slip through by default.
Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire.
I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom.
If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
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Prometheus said:
...how the hell did I end up in this?
Good lord, I'm being addressed by Prometheus, the man who makes Tony Randall look like Stone Cold Steve Austin.
If I don't make eye contact, maybe he'll go back to dusting the Graemlins or one of his many other OCD rituals, and not corner me with his chain-smoking, coffee-house intellectual take on the topic de jour. I can only hope that the lady who took his unfortunate hand is as deaf as the ears that greet Beardguy's cries for attention.
I hate you, Prometheus! I hate you because you managed to get such a beautiful wife, even though you wear a toupee of your own combed-up neck hairs.
Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire.
I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom.
If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
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Sex Offender Since 1978 3000+ posts
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Sex Offender Since 1978 3000+ posts
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Silky Johnson said:
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I'm a pretty princess said:
hey silky, I got a new necklace for ya
A necklace from the Balloon Knot collection? I'm touched... against my will. Much like the kind of childhood touching you undoubtedly endured, which made you the man you are today.
Out of curiosity, has the racist persona worked insofar as erasing the memory of...
...Oh. No, I suppose it hasn't. I guess it's hard to forget a face that looks like it's happy to have taken more loads than a retired U-Haul trailer.
If you hurry, you might be still be able to make the deadline for entering the Miss Estonia pageant. But, before you go, you might want to steal some paper bags from your mama's place of work... one to place on your head, and enough to put on all the judges' heads, just in case. Just make sure to leave a mouthhole in yours', so you don't suffocate when you try and give them head.
Of course, if that fails, just stand Joe Mama next to you. You'll slip through by default.
Man your just angry because everytime you look in the mirror you have this urge to flush yourself down the toilet.
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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I walk in eternity 15000+ posts
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I walk in eternity 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 19,633 |
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Silky Johnson said:
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Prometheus said:
...how the hell did I end up in this?
Good lord, I'm being addressed by Prometheus, the man who makes Tony Randall look like Stone Cold Steve Austin.
If I don't make eye contact, maybe he'll go back to dusting the Graemlins or one of his many other OCD rituals, and not corner me with his chain-smoking, coffee-house intellectual take on the topic de jour. I can only hope that the lady who took his unfortunate hand is as deaf as the ears that greet Beardguy's cries for attention.
I hate you, Prometheus! I hate you because you managed to get such a beautiful wife, even though you wear a toupee of your own combed-up neck hairs.
I detect much anger in Silky..an anger which has apparently consumed him ages ago. His fascination with myself and others who post here indicates jealousy, and a fetish - like preoccupation with the details of how he percieves us to be.
This pattern indicates two dimensional thinking.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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I walk in eternity 15000+ posts
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I walk in eternity 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 19,633 |
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Balloon Knot said:
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Silky Johnson said:
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I'm a pretty princess said:
hey silky, I got a new necklace for ya
A necklace from the Balloon Knot collection? I'm touched... against my will. Much like the kind of childhood touching you undoubtedly endured, which made you the man you are today.
Out of curiosity, has the racist persona worked insofar as erasing the memory of...
...Oh. No, I suppose it hasn't. I guess it's hard to forget a face that looks like it's happy to have taken more loads than a retired U-Haul trailer.
If you hurry, you might be still be able to make the deadline for entering the Miss Estonia pageant. But, before you go, you might want to steal some paper bags from your mama's place of work... one to place on your head, and enough to put on all the judges' heads, just in case. Just make sure to leave a mouthhole in yours', so you don't suffocate when you try and give them head.
Of course, if that fails, just stand Joe Mama next to you. You'll slip through by default.
Man your just angry because everytime you look in the mirror you have this urge to flush yourself down the toilet.
You ought to get 10,000 rack points for that one, Keeper
of Ferrets. 
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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