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I am in complete disbelief. In the 2 years i have had my ferrets I have slowly turned my bedroom from a Ferret Hazard Zone to a Ferret Prison. No FERRET Escapes! Except of course. They do escape. Like last night. I swear to fucking christ Houdini was re-incarnated as one of my ferrets. The fucking ferrets no matter what I do figures out a way to escape. It's very demoralizing to know that one of my ferrets is smarter then me. 
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Just wait till they figure out how to use your computer, and they start buying escape equipment on Ebay!!
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Very cute!  I often watch Ferrets in pet stores when I go to buy cat food and cat toys for my girls, Samantha and Rachel. Ferrets are fun to watch. Very active and highly curious animals they are.
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It's very demoralizing to know that one of my ferrets is smarter then me.
But does it look as good in a tiara?
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It's very demoralizing to know that one of my ferrets is smarter then me.
But does it look as good in a tiara?
  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eat one of them and the other will never dare try to escape again!
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It's very demoralizing to know that one of my ferrets is smarter then me.
But does it look as good in a tiara?
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It's very demoralizing to know that one of my ferrets is smarter then me.
But does it look as good in a tiara?
Cunt 
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This is a sitcom waiting to happen. "Balloonknot and the Ferrets" Of course, it will be rated X, air on an adult channel, and guest-star Richard Gere. Alot...
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Resident asshole meets asshole resident?
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This is a sitcom waiting to happen.
"Balloonknot and the Ferrets"
Of course, it will be rated X, air on an adult channel, and guest-star Richard Gere. Alot...
<---- Filling out a restraining order against Richard Gere as we speak
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Probably not the first one made against him.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
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Are your ferrets microscopic?
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Are your ferrets microscopic?
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I miss Motherfucking Ferrets Leader.
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Goddamn Ferrets on a mutherfuckin plane!
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Security Guard: Hang On, What's that?
Vyvyan: It's my mascot.
Security Guard: A pig?
Vyvyan: No!
Security Guard: It is.
Vyvyan: It's not, it's a ferret. A severely deformed ferret, I'll grant you that. So severely deformed in fact that it looks a little bit like a pig.
Security Guard: Looks exactly like a pig.
Vyvyan: Yes, well, it certainly has been remarked upon. In fact, just as John Hurt is known as the Elephant Man, Bacon Sandwich here is known as the Pig Ferret.
Security Guard: Bacon Sandwich? Funny name for a ferret, isn't it?
Vyvyan: Ha ha! And that's where I had you fooled. Because it's not a ferret, it's a pig.
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Security Guard: Hang On, What's that?
Vyvyan: It's my mascot.
Security Guard: A pig?
Vyvyan: No!
Security Guard: It is.
Vyvyan: It's not, it's a ferret. A severely deformed ferret, I'll grant you that. So severely deformed in fact that it looks a little bit like a pig.
Security Guard: Looks exactly like a pig.
Vyvyan: Yes, well, it certainly has been remarked upon. In fact, just as John Hurt is known as the Elephant Man, Bacon Sandwich here is known as the Pig Ferret.
Security Guard: Bacon Sandwich? Funny name for a ferret, isn't it?
Vyvyan: Ha ha! And that's where I had you fooled. Because it's not a ferret, it's a pig.
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