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Seriously. He's funny, not a sissy, and is probably over 5'11". The Holy Trinity in the Jackalope's book.
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You find a guy who walks around in poo sexy?
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Ceej, the posters of the RKMBs would only think less of you if you found ME a little sexy.
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I would totally rut with Mike Rowe. He can do MY dirty job ANY day! (insert vagina and poo joke here) 
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Ceej, the posters of the RKMBs would only think less of you if you found ME a little sexy.
then think of me as a foot-long pianist!
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Ceej, the posters of the RKMBs would only think less of you if you found ME a little sexy.
I wouldnt think any less of her, I'd just have her committed to an asylum!
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You find a guy who walks around in poo sexy?
A guy who walks around in poo and can still make jokes. Seriously, this is the perfect example of 'a guy with a sense of humor'. Also, he took his shirt off in the Hawiaiian episode...
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Ceej, the posters of the RKMBs would only think less of you if you found ME a little sexy.
then think of me as a foot-long pianist!
WTF...?
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Ceej, the posters of the RKMBs would only think less of you if you found ME a little sexy.
then think of me as a foot-long pianist!
WTF...?
Guy walks into a bar and sits at the counter. On the counter there's this little man in a little suit playing a little piano.
"Hey, that's great!" says the guy. A second guy at the bar says, "Yeah, turns out it's the bartender's birthday and he's granting everyone one wish."
"Awesome!" says the first guy as the bartender approaches. The bartender says, "I'm granting wishes, what'll you have?" and the guy says
"I want a million bucks!"and BAM! the bar is stuffed with quacking ducks.
"What the fuck?" the guy says, "I didn't want a million DUCKS!" and the other man says, "Yeah, well I didn't want a foot-long PIANIST."
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You find a guy who walks around in poo sexy?
A guy who walks around in poo and can still make jokes. Seriously, this is the perfect example of 'a guy with a sense of humor'. Also, he took his shirt off in the Hawiaiian episode...
No, a guy with a sense of humor would be the guy making fun of the guy walking around in poo.
Do you really think he ever gets that smell off of him? think of all the shit (literally) he has touched and worked in. I doubt this guy hasn't been truly clean since the show started.
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Ceej, the posters of the RKMBs would only think less of you if you found ME a little sexy.
then think of me as a foot-long pianist!
WTF...?
Guy walks into a bar and sits at the counter. On the counter there's this little man in a little suit playing a little piano.
"Hey, that's great!" says the guy. A second guy at the bar says, "Yeah, turns out it's the bartender's birthday and he's granting everyone one wish."
"Awesome!" says the first guy as the bartender approaches. The bartender says, "I'm granting wishes, what'll you have?" and the guy says
"I want a million bucks!"and BAM! the bar is stuffed with quacking ducks.
"What the fuck?" the guy says, "I didn't want a million DUCKS!" and the other man says, "Yeah, well I didn't want a foot-long PIANIST."
I'm familiar with the joke; I just don't understand why you said that. Unless that's your absurd, non-sequitur way of coming on to me....
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Ceej, the posters of the RKMBs would only think less of you if you found ME a little sexy.
then think of me as a foot-long pianist!
WTF...?
Guy walks into a bar and sits at the counter. On the counter there's this little man in a little suit playing a little piano.
"Hey, that's great!" says the guy. A second guy at the bar says, "Yeah, turns out it's the bartender's birthday and he's granting everyone one wish."
"Awesome!" says the first guy as the bartender approaches. The bartender says, "I'm granting wishes, what'll you have?" and the guy says
"I want a million bucks!"and BAM! the bar is stuffed with quacking ducks.
"What the fuck?" the guy says, "I didn't want a million DUCKS!" and the other man says, "Yeah, well I didn't want a foot-long PIANIST."
I'm familiar with the joke; I just don't understand why you said that. Unless that's your absurd, non-sequitur way of coming on to me....
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooowwwwrrrllll....
Yeah sorta... "think less of you" so I'm "one foot tall" because you're attractive aesthetically IMO.
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No, a guy with a sense of humor would be the guy making fun of the guy walking around in poo.
Do you really think he ever gets that smell off of him? think of all the shit (literally) he has touched and worked in. I doubt this guy hasn't been truly clean since the show started.
As someone who has worked with chickens, cows, and swine, animal oders are easy to get rid of. Let's see...I've had a sow placenta nearly dropped on me, I had to cut umbilical cords off piglets, I've had hens poop on me, rabbit bucks spray me, done a recal palpation on a pregnant cow, and collected semen from a bull for AI.
For the most part, you wash the clothes right afterwards and you take a nice warm shower with lots of soap. And then your fine. Except for shoes. I broke down and bought a pair of boots that could be washed with a hose and left outside.
I've only delt with two smells that really linger on for days. The first one's garlic -- which is why when I cook now I use the pre-minced stuff in a jar. The other smell is a chemical compound called phenlyalanene, which not only got onto my fingers, but just about everything I touched. My cell phone had a weird odor for days. Soaking my hands in acetone didn't help either. The stuff goes away after a few days, but I don't like shaking hands when that stuff is on me.
Now, to clean the palate...
(I'm going to assume that's mud.)
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You are so going to regret posting that pic.
Now we know how you came up with your screen name.
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I've posted it before! Seriously, everyone in the class gets their picture taken. It's like a bragging right. (Next part's kind of gross for some people. I kid you not, this was a required class for my Bacholr's degree.) Now, what would be dangerous is if someone took a picture of prepping the bull for the AI. Basiclly, I've got a dixie cup on a stick hanging below the underbelly of a restriained bull. He's in this crate thing that keeps him from moving, but he can still stomp his feet. There's another person with a device called an electroejactultor. It's this big metal piece that goes into the rectum and sends out volts of eletricity to stimulate the prostate gland. So, a third person turns the machine on, the other person holds the probe steady, and I start praying that I don't get crushed by 2,000 pounds of hoof.
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That business with the bull sounds dangerous! Glad you were not injured, CJ!
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The other smell is a chemical compound called phenlyalanene...
I work with phenylalanine almost every day - it hardly has an odor to it at all! Was there anything else in the compound? Allithiamine? Quercetin?
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Seriously. He's funny, not a sissy, and is probably over 5'11". The Holy Trinity in the Jackalope's book.
Oh, and also, the show is quite amusing.
Nothing wrong with that at all.
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The other smell is a chemical compound called phenlyalanene...
I work with phenylalanine almost every day - it hardly has an odor to it at all! Was there anything else in the compound? Allithiamine? Quercetin?
Did you work with it in solid form, or solution? Because I swear that was the compound. That stuff got everywhere. Besides, don't people who can't process it have an odor? They can't change PHE to tyrosine because of some enzyme failure, so the PHE just builds up in the body.
Then again, I handled a ton of white powder at that job. I'll ask tomorrow, see if anyone else remembers.
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I watched a couple of these today. He worked with poo in every one.
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