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It's my worst fear. I meet a black guy, and he puts out his hand, but I have no idea how to do one of those cool black handshakes, so I just stand there frozen in terror, and he realizes how not-cool I am.
God, my palms are still sweaty. Why can't there be a handshake encyclopedia that tells me exactly what to do? It's not fair.
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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We already are 15000+ posts
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did that black man fuck elsia in the ass and make you watch?
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No, I bet he made ani watch bea arthur while she stroked her cock.
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why would you want to shake hands with a black dude?
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PJP said:
did that black man fuck elsia in the ass and make you watch?
Was beardguy following?
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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YOU'RE a nightmare!
and you've made it all wrong
You're a nightmare to me.
Oh, oh,
You're a nightmare
oh, and I just can't see
why you should keep on happening to me.
Oh yeah.
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I'm not sure I want to learn Beardguy's way of "shaking hands" with black guys. Unless it's someone like RuPaul.
No, no, what am I saying? Only RuPaul. Phew. Nearly said something embarrassing there.
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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this is stupid. black guys don't even shake hands, they high five.
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All of the above posts are incorrect.
And stupid.
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Animalman said:
Why can't there be a handshake encyclopedia that tells me exactly what to do? It's not fair.
I think all you have to do is put your hands in the air and tell them what pocket your wallet is in...
If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!
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Wednesday said:
All of the above posts are incorrect.
And stupid.
daaaamn right!
high five!!
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Dude, betrayal high five!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Wednesday said:
All of the above posts are incorrect.
And stupid.
Wednesday is right.
The pick through each others corn rows and eat lice they find.
Last edited by Balloon Knot; 2006-12-20 2:53 AM.
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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