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Okay, you know these eco-challenges they do, where teams are put together to make their way across specified geography, and all that? Usually it involved mountains and jungles and stuff. Always dangerous, and very physically intensive. So, say everyone here was split up in four member teams, sent out to do the same. Who would you pick as your team? You're stuck with these three individuals for about a month, hiking the wilderness, camping, and simply surviving. Who would you choose to spend that much time with, and why? For example, I'd pick:
Cunty McBastard himself, Nowhereman. I know that the conversations would never be boring, and we could shoot the shit about movies and Brit culture. Not to mention, if we encountered any wild beasts, he could probably handle them with his bare hands. And/or, throw me at them as an offering while he made his escape.
As much as I give him shit, I'd go with Sammitch. Phil may crave attention and need constant encouragment, but, the boy's got a brain on him. He'd definitely be useful in figuring out the logistics of the terrain.
Finally, I'd take Harley. She's smart, funny, hot, and speaks a second language. If she wasn't there just for the moral/sexual support, then, at least it's nice to have a pair of tits around when you get tired of the other two sweaty dicks.
So, who's your three and why?
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Who needs three people? I'd just take Cowgirl.
She's like some sort of Amazonian warrior princess who would save my sorry ass from pretty much any danger we'd encounter AND kill, prep and cook whatever food we'd need.
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Who needs three people? I'd just take Cowgirl.
She's like some sort of Amazonian warrior princess who would save my sorry ass from pretty much any danger we'd encounter AND kill, prep and cook whatever food we'd need.
 I like how in the first part, you put her up on the throne of modern, independent, tough women. And then, in the second part, you put her back in the kitchen... 
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Heh. That was purely unintentional and actually intended to showcase my inadequacies.
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It was still funny, though...
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actually intended to showcase my inadequacies.
But...you said nothing about her sporting a decent sized cock...
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At least one of the three would be a Katrina survivor (Grimm, Doc or Pro) the been there done that quality of dealing with horrible circumstances at the spur of the moment would be important in certain situations.
Some female....hmmm...CJ, I guess, because she knows science stuff and has some medical knowledge (vet or no), and she seems fit enough.
And, I hate to say it, but the Welsh guy.
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As much as I give him shit, I'd go with Sammitch. Phil may crave attention and need constant encouragment, but, the boy's got a brain on him. He'd definitely be useful in figuring out the logistics of the terrain.
so in other words, you need someone else to hand off to Nowhereman as animal bait so you can live longer!
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As much as I give him shit, I'd go with Sammitch. Phil may crave attention and need constant encouragment, but, the boy's got a brain on him. He'd definitely be useful in figuring out the logistics of the terrain.
so in other words, you need someone else to hand off to Nowhereman as animal bait so you can live longer!
Prometheus is devious, just like the Prydonians!
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Finally, I'd take Harley. She's smart, funny, hot, and speaks a second language. If she wasn't there just for the moral/sexual support, then, at least it's nice to have a pair of tits around when you get tired of the other two sweaty dicks.[/LIST]
It's always about the boobies with this board, which is all well and good, but...c'mon, Pro, what about my onion? My fabulous booty would be completely unappreciated by you... 
Ok, my three:
1. NWM - in addition to being entertaining and the funniest motherfucker on this here board (yes, I know CC, I misunderstand that you are always serious...) he's tough and I think he would be able to deal with the rugged wildlife/jungle crap we'd invariabley have to deal with - he'd prolly be able kill some animals with his bare hands for shits and giggles, so we'd definitely have food to eat ... and I think he'd have my back if we ran into trouble.
2. CJ - Admittedly, I don't know CJ as well as some of y'all do, but the little that I've been able to glean makes me want to pick her. It's not that she loves GWTW or that, like me, she isn't fond of metrosexual men - though both are positive signs - but she seems like she is a smart cookie; has the whole science-y/medical thing going on; and can hold her own. She seems to have most of her shit together and I get the impression she'd work well as a team player. Note: Had this been a team thing dealing with computers, I woulda gone with Bunny.
3. I'm torn between Pro and doc here. Both dealt with Katrina, so both know how to get through exceedingly tough situations, and both are funny as hell, and have that sexy, sarcastic wit that I dig, which would make the time fly by faster. Not to mention their hot southern accents, which wouldn't do dick in a shitty situation, but I dig them sweet accents, so I thought I'd mention it... Plus, if CJ and I promised them some jello wrestling at the end of the month, both of them would prolly do all the hard tasks in the interim...
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c'mon, Pro, what about my onion?
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3. I'm torn between Pro and doc here. Both dealt with Katrina, so both know how to get through exceedingly tough situations, and both are funny as hell, and have that sexy, sarcastic wit that I dig, which would make the time fly by faster. Not to mention their hot southern accents, which wouldn't do dick in a shitty situation, but I dig them sweet accents, so I thought I'd mention it... Plus, if CJ and I promised them some jello wrestling at the end of the month, both of them would prolly do all the hard tasks in the interim...
Well, fuck. With CJ along for the ride, I'm pretty sure Doc would be okay if we "shared" the burden of you two... 
Get lost, Cunty!
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Prometheus is devious, just like the Prydonians!
No one else here could possibly have gotten that reference except me.
Well done, Jerry...
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c'mon, Pro, what about my onion?
I dunno... are you saying that you would appreciate booty? 
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3. I'm torn between Pro and doc here. Both dealt with Katrina, so both know how to get through exceedingly tough situations, and both are funny as hell, and have that sexy, sarcastic wit that I dig, which would make the time fly by faster. Not to mention their hot southern accents, which wouldn't do dick in a shitty situation, but I dig them sweet accents, so I thought I'd mention it... Plus, if CJ and I promised them some jello wrestling at the end of the month, both of them would prolly do all the hard tasks in the interim...
Well, fuck. With CJ along for the ride, I'm pretty sure Doc would be okay if we "shared" the burden of you two...
Get lost, Cunty!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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All the hot chicks...............nuff said!
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- CJ - We'd need someone with enough medical knowledge to keep everyone on their feet. General knowledge about just about everything doesn't hurt either. Plus she'd most definitely be able to order us guys around without much trouble.
- Aussie-Dave - The man has done a lot of traveling, and would most likely know his way around better than most. His personality would probably be useful in keeping the rest of the team from killing each other (read: killing me). Plus, he's Australian, so he'd be able to survive just about anything man, beast, or nature could throw at him. Not to mention he could keep other teams from following our trail by ensuring that no droppings would be left behind!
- Nowhereman - kicking ass, taking names, and giving us practice at making heads or tails of nigh-unintelligible dialects of English - you can count on Nowhereman for all of these. Plus his expertise on motorbikes and - along with Aussie-Dave - the world outside of North America would prove very handy. Not to mention his unparalleled ability to employ profanity, witty insults, and Photoshop to thoroughly demoralize members of the other teams... in between thoroughly demoralizing members of our team.
It's almost like Pro's team, except with an Australian instead of a Canadian! Though it really was difficult to choose between Dave and Pro - I ended up going with travel experience and the fact that Pro would most likely be ready to kill me even sooner than Nowhereman would.
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When did I become Mr.Fucking Popularity on these boards?
Yer all a buncha cunts, especially Snarf............who hasnt even posted yet!
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Prometheus is devious, just like the Prydonians!
No one else here could possibly have gotten that reference except me.
You say that like its something to be proud of!
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Nowhereman-Not because he's a tough guy but because we like the same music.
Butterrican-I know she doesn't post much here anymore,but I don't really know the other wimmens who post these days and I've seen Butter's boobs & ass without her clothes on 'em so she's definitely along for the ride.
BSAMS-He's just cool.
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Nowhereman - kicking ass, taking names, and giving us practice at making heads or tails of nigh-unintelligible dialects of English - you can count on Nowhereman for all of these. Plus his expertise on motorbikes and - along with Aussie-Dave - the world outside of North America would prove very handy. Not to mention his unparalleled ability to employ profanity, witty insults, and Photoshop to thoroughly demoralize members of the other teams... in between thoroughly demoralizing members of our team.
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I would take the Following Three
Elisa - To kill and leave in the middle of nowhere
Chris oakley - To kill and Leave in the middle of nowhere
Rex - To injure and leave stranded in the middle of nowhere, Sockless.
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A better idea would be, to break, or tear off both his arms & legs & leave him laying next to a pile of socks!
That would be pure torture for him!
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When did I become Mr.Fucking Popularity on these boards?
You're the rebel without a clue who found out he's the prom king!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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When did I become Mr.Fucking Popularity on these boards?
You're the rebel without a clue who found out he's the prom king!
Is that like Burger King?
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yeah, only gayer.
Rob's gonna be jealous.
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He thought Burger King trumped all other kings in the gayness stakes!
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Klinton - His knowledge of Pony Island might help our travel across various terrain and the amount of alcohol in his system we'd have a basic first aid kit.
Glacier16 - He silently lead us to food and water like that bush boy from Walkabout
Harley - Simply to climb up a tree to get fruit then back down the tree and back up the (fence) tree and down the tree...
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Prometheus said:Finally, I'd take Harley. She's smart, funny, hot, and speaks a second language. If she wasn't there just for the moral/sexual support, then, at least it's nice to have a pair of tits around when you get tired of the other two sweaty dicks.[/LIST] It's always about the boobies with this board, which is all well and good, but...c'mon, Pro, what about my onion? My fabulous booty would be completely unappreciated by you... <img src="/images/graemlins/nono.gif" alt="" /> URG would worship it by day give it bountiful love at night.
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I'd pick a team of all the people I hate (yeah I know that'd be most of the board), then I'd fuck off and leave them in the middle of a cannibal village!
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I'd pick a team of all the people I hate (yeah I know that'd be most of the board), then I'd fuck off and leave them in the middle of a cannibal village! Or you could save yourself a lot of work and just fuck off.
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When I said cannibals, I wasnt actually talking about Joe, but any mention of food and he shows up!
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All the hot chicks...............nuff said! yup...
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When I said cannibals, I wasnt actually talking about Joe, but any mention of food and he shows up! Wave a hot dog and Joe comes running like Oprah.
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When I said cannibals, I wasnt actually talking about Joe, but any mention of food and he shows up! Wave a hot dog and Joe comes running like Oprah. Oprah doesn't run. She is carried by dozen of her minions, like Xerxes in 300. So, what I'm saying is "yeah, basically."
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xerxes is too skinny of a comparison. you should have gone with jabba...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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