xerxes is too skinny of a comparison. you should have gone with jabba...
I shit on you...go pretend you've felt a woman's (non-medical related) touch, Knurkel.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
thats ok JM. unlike you and your blow up dolls i can get the real thing...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...
Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...
Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
thats ok JM. unlike you and your blow up dolls i can get the real thing...
... if they'll take pennies.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet."
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...
Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
thats ok JM. unlike you and your blow up dolls i can get the real thing...
That's a mean thing to say. My blow up dolls demand an apology, you sissy virgin - the only "real thing" you get is a finger in the ass during your prostate exam.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
thats ok JM. unlike you and your chicken wings dolls i can get the real thing...
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
thats ok JM. unlike you and your chicken wings dolls i can get the real thing...
Dammit, Sneaky, keep my pet names for you out of this!
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet."
[LIST] [*]Aussie-Dave - The man has done a lot of traveling, and would most likely know his way around better than most. His personality would probably be useful in keeping the rest of the team from killing each other (read: killing me). Plus, he's Australian, so he'd be able to survive just about anything man, beast, or nature could throw at him. Not to mention he could keep other teams from following our trail by ensuring that no droppings would be left behind!
How funny. You forget I am nuclear-powered, and thereofre do not need to eat, sleep or masturbate.
Um.........okay I would take Jeff Glacier (obviously!)-I'm in love with him, he's tall, muscular, and can woop anybodys butt. And he knows a lot of random, practical, trivial things like camping that would come in handy! And everytime I'm in my own little world about to be hit by some dangerous car or something, he always saves my life!
Rexys *and not becuase he's one of the girls* but because he's athletic (rides his bike everywhere), a great communicator, and skilled in the art of survival. Hey, who knows. He could meet a jungle chick or something!
And last place is tied between Nowhereman *because he's just so tough, hilarious, and has experienced managing difficult people. After all, I would stop my griping with the "Stfu" look! AND Cross because Cross is used to using his intelligence to navigate the high seas which means he's a really sharp critical thinker and can come up with some great solutions. PLUS he's great in art so if we ever want to be discovered and skip the amazing dangerous hike/through the mountains and the jungle he'd probably come up with some crop circle way of getting us rescued!
PS: Notice I left out the notable drama queens..........
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
You'd prolly be the only person to understand him too.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
Cross is used to using his intelligence to navigate the high seas which means he's a really sharp critical thinker and can come up with some great solutions.
i would wake up tired n grouchy and throw everyone else's punk ass over the top rope. thus being alone. but a job well done always makes me happy, so i would be content
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
Bollocks" is a word of Anglo Saxon origin, meaning testicles in British English and in Hiberno-English. The word is often used figuratively, most commonly as a noun to mean "nonsense" or as an expletive following a minor accident or misfortune, but also in a number of other ways: as an adjective to mean "poor quality" or "useless", as a noun to mean "top quality" or "perfection" (e.g. "That bike is the dog's bollocks!"), and in various compound expressions
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
Sorry, can you try speaking English. The language of the pond hopper is not one I am familiar with!
That's because you can't understand proper English, silly Fred!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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