RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts I once saw a live show where a horse fucked a woman.

You would think that would really be something to see. Turns out it really wasn't that great. Maybe I was there on the wrong night or something.

At first, you feel sorry for the woman, and then, you start to feel sorry for the horse.

yeesh

Maybe the girl was a dead lay....was her name Princess Elsia?

Yeah, that was the horse.

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"I want my WebTV..."

holy shit, dragon!

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List of bald peoplE


Donald Pleasence
Christopher Reeve - had alopecia, which surfaced from time to time during his life causing his hair to fall out
Carl Reiner
Rob Reiner
Ving Rhames
Telly Savalas
Kurtwood Smith
Kevin Spacey
Jason Statham
Rod Steiger
Patrick Stewart
Erich von Stroheim

baldAuthors


Jean Genet - French playwright, novelist
Allen Ginsberg - U.S. poet
Eugène Ionesco - Romanian-born French playwright, novelist
Rudyard Kipling - British novelist, poet
Janusz Korczak - Polish pediatrician, children's author and child pedagogist
Alfred North Whitehead - British philosopher, mathematician
Walter Pater - British essayist
Jean-François Revel - French essayist
Shel Si lverstein - U.S. poet
Peter Straub - U.S. novelist
Neil Strauss
Hunter S. Thompson
Richard Wollheim - British philosopher

BRITISH PHRASES
Blimey - Another exclamation of surprise. My Dad used to say "Gawd Blimey" or "Gor Blimey" or even "Cor Blimey". It is all a corruption of the oath God Blind Me.

Blinding - If something is a blinding success - it does not mean that any eyes were poked out with sharp sticks - it means it was fantastic.

Blinkered - Someone who is blinkered is narrow minded or narrow sighted - they only see one view on a subject. It comes from when horses that pulled carriages wore blinkers to stop them seeing to the side or behind them which stopped them from being startled and only let them see where they were going.

Bloody - One of the most useful swear words in English. Mostly used as an exclamation of surprise i.e. "bloody hell" or "bloody nora". Something may be "bloody marvellous" or "bloody awful". It is also used to emphasise almost anything, "you're bloody mad", "not bloody likely" and can also be used in the middle of other words to emphasise them. E.g. "Abso-bloody-lutely"! Americans should avoid saying "bloody" as they sound silly.

Blooming - Another alternative to the word bloody. You might hear someone say "not blooming likely" so that they don't have to swear.

BRITISH PHRASES
Dog's dinner - If you make a real mess of something it might be described as a real dog's dinner. A bit like some joint Anglo-American approaches to Eastern Europe for example!

Donkey's years - Someone said to me the other day that they hadn't seen me for donkey's years. It means they hadn't seen me for ages.

Drop a clanger - When I asked a large lady on the tube if she would like my seat since she was so obviously pregnant, she took the seat then told me she was fat, not pregnant! Boy did I drop a clanger. You might make a gaffe. Either way it was horrendously embarrassing, especially as half the people on the tube had heard me!

Duck - In and around Leeds you will find older people might call you "duck" in the same way that they might call you "love" or "dear" in other places. Usually pronounced more like "dook", which rhymes with "book".

Duff - Anything that is duff is useless, junk, trash. It usually means that the object doesn't do the job it was intended for. Our last Prime Minister was pretty duff!

2.The word masturbation is believed to derive from either the Greek word mezea (μεζεα, "penises") or the Latin manus ("hand") and the Latin turbare ("to disturb").[2] A competing etymology based on the Latin manu stuprare ("to defile with the hand") is said by the Oxford English Dictionary to be an "old conjecture". The esoteric and little-used synonym manustupration is similarly derived from manus stuprare.
While "masturbation" is the medical term for this practice, many other terms and expressions are in common use. "Onanism" is a term with religious roots (see below). In the vernacular we find terms such as "pleasuring oneself," "wanking," "jerking off," "spanking the monkey," "choking the chicken," "beating the meat," as well as others.

8.A 2004 survey by Toronto magazine NOW was answered by an unspecified number of thousands.[18] The results show that an overwhelming majority of the males – 81% – began masturbating between the ages of 10 and 15. Among females, the same figure was a more modest majority of 55%. (Note that surveys on sexual practices are prone to self-selection bias.) It is not uncommon however to begin much earlier, and this is more frequent among females: 18% had begun by the time they turned 10, and 6% already by the time they turned 6. Being the main outlet of child sexuality, masturbation has been observed in very young children. In the book Human Sexuality: Diversity in Contemporary America, by Strong, Devault and Sayad, the authors point out, "A baby boy may laugh in his crib while playing with his erect penis (although he does not ejaculate). Baby girls sometimes move their bodies rhythmically, almost violently, appearing to experience orgasm."

The following fractions are all equal:

(-1)/3, 1/(-3), -(1/3) and - 1/3.

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