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2003-12-22 12:38 AM
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#59764
2003-12-22 12:58 AM
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#59765
2003-12-22 1:02 AM
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Him or me?
Now this is really getting us / no me confused.
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2003-12-22 1:04 AM
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2003-12-22 1:13 AM
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2003-12-22 1:18 AM
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2003-12-22 1:39 AM
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#59770
2003-12-22 4:49 AM
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There am only one Mxyptlick.
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#59771
2003-12-22 9:03 AM
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#59772
2003-12-22 9:58 AM
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Its like in Highlander. Each Mxylptk fights the other to the doom with swords: they can only die from a beheading. At the end one will end up with supreme knowledge, unless of course its all retconned and they're actually aliens.
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2003-12-22 10:06 AM
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People who should die a horrible fucking death:
Directed by
Russell Mulcahy
Writing credits (WGA)
Gregory Widen (characters)
Brian Clemens (story) and
William N. Panzer (story) (as William Panzer)
Peter Bellwood (screenplay)
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#59774
2003-12-22 2:24 PM
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But can he jump through time?
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#59775
2003-12-23 4:21 AM
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#59776
2003-12-23 4:38 AM
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#59777
2003-12-23 4:40 AM
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Mxy didn't spell his name right.
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2003-12-23 4:46 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Stupid Dogg:
Mxy didn't spell his name right.
Yet more evidence. The plot thickens...
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#59779
2003-12-22 5:23 PM
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if it thickens too much add another half can of brothe and simmer for 5 minutes....
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2003-12-22 5:57 PM
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2003-12-22 5:59 PM
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2003-12-22 6:29 PM
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#59783
2003-12-22 6:33 PM
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Eddie Guerrero said
"I've been here before. Backed into a corner, another huge obstacle, time to make a choice. You seem to be a bit preoccupied, Brock. You're not gonna be facing Eddie Guerrero the opponent tonight. You're gonna be facing Latino Heat!! They say there's No Way Out. I can think of at least one, ese (sp?). Can you?"
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Samantha Fox
Porn Star
One of the all-time porn greats, Porn Star Samantha Fox should not be confused with the vapid mid-80's pop singer of the same name. No, this Samantha Fox was a beautiful brunette sex kitten who starred in over 100 features between 1978 and 1984, establishing herself as one of the top stars in the industry.
Samantha Fox was a stunning, cheerful looking young woman with a wide face, pretty smile, and lovely, curvy body that she knew exactly how to use. One of the better adult actresses of all time, Samantha Fox was also red-hot in the clinch. Samantha Fox was well-known as one of the wildest sexers of the era, and one look at her engaged in a sweaty, energetic tryst will convince you that the reputation was right on the money.
Samantha Fox was born and raised in New York City, studying ballet and modern dance as a schoolgirl. By the end of high school, she was dancing professionally in the New York area. In 1978, director Chuck Vincent cast her as the lead in his 'Bad Penny,' and Samantha Fox was on her erotic way. She grew as a sex performer and as an actress over the next few years.
Samantha Fox's career high point came with her back-to-back Best Actress awards at the Erotica Awards, for her performances in 1980's 'Jack n' Jill' and 1981's 'This Lady Is A Tramp.' Samantha Fox topped even herself with her mesmerizing portrayal of a call girl trying to leave the business in the all-time classic 'Roommates' in 1982, surely one of the top erotic performances ever. Samantha Fox left the biz in the mid-80's to pursue other interests, but she will always have a place in the hearts of porn fans as one of the best actresses and hottest sexers the scene has ever known.
Samantha Fox received the award in 1979 from the Adult Film Association of America for the movie 'Jack 'N' Jill'.
She received the award in 1980 from the Adult Film Association of America for the movie 'Tramp'.
Samantha Fox received the award in 1980 from the Critics' Adult Film Awards for the movie 'Tramp'.
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Kinda reminds me of the "E True Hollywood Story", all we need now is someone to do one on Mxy :P
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you sick bitch, have you ever thought mxy might not want someone to do a porn on him? not everyone thinks that sex with AIDS ridden porn stars is acceptable!
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I swear sometimes I think you and BK are the same person......
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Frank Burns said:
Samantha Fox
Porn Star
One of the all-time porn greats, Porn Star Samantha Fox should not be confused with the vapid mid-80's pop singer of the same name. No, this Samantha Fox was a beautiful brunette sex kitten who starred in over 100 features between 1978 and 1984, establishing herself as one of the top stars in the industry.
Samantha Fox was a stunning, cheerful looking young woman with a wide face, pretty smile, and lovely, curvy body that she knew exactly how to use. One of the better adult actresses of all time, Samantha Fox was also red-hot in the clinch. Samantha Fox was well-known as one of the wildest sexers of the era, and one look at her engaged in a sweaty, energetic tryst will convince you that the reputation was right on the money.
Samantha Fox was born and raised in New York City, studying ballet and modern dance as a schoolgirl. By the end of high school, she was dancing professionally in the New York area. In 1978, director Chuck Vincent cast her as the lead in his 'Bad Penny,' and Samantha Fox was on her erotic way. She grew as a sex performer and as an actress over the next few years.
Samantha Fox's career high point came with her back-to-back Best Actress awards at the Erotica Awards, for her performances in 1980's 'Jack n' Jill' and 1981's 'This Lady Is A Tramp.' Samantha Fox topped even herself with her mesmerizing portrayal of a call girl trying to leave the business in the all-time classic 'Roommates' in 1982, surely one of the top erotic performances ever. Samantha Fox left the biz in the mid-80's to pursue other interests, but she will always have a place in the hearts of porn fans as one of the best actresses and hottest sexers the scene has ever known.
Samantha Fox received the award in 1979 from the Adult Film Association of America for the movie 'Jack 'N' Jill'.
She received the award in 1980 from the Adult Film Association of America for the movie 'Tramp'.
Samantha Fox received the award in 1980 from the Critics' Adult Film Awards for the movie 'Tramp'.
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PrincessElisa said:
Kinda reminds me of the "E True Hollywood Story", all we need now is someone to do one on Mxy :P
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britneyspearsatemyshorts said:
you really REALLY need to get laid. its a fucking message board, if you dont like the post SKIP IT!!!!!!!!! i would say 99.9% of your problem is lack of sex, the other.1% is that your FUCKING NUTS!
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I never would have thought the Princess was a porn fanatic. I guess you never know about some people...
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Smile
Uncle Kracker
You´re better then the best
I´m lucky just to linger in your light
Cooler then the flip side of my pillow that´s right
Completely unaware
Nothing can compare to where you send me
Lets me know that it´s ok yeah it´s ok
And the moments where my good times start to fade
You make me smile like the sun
Fall out of bed sing like bird
Dizzy in my head spin like a record
Crazy on a Sunday night
You make me dance like a fool
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Ohh you make me smile
Even when you´re gone
Somehow you come along
Just like a flower poking the sidewalk crack and just like that
You steal away the rain and just like that
You make me smile like the sun
Fall out of bed sing like bird
Dizzy in my head spin like a record
Crazy on a Sunday night
You make me dance like a fool
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Ohh you make me smile
Don´t know how I lived without you
Cuz everytime that I get around you
I see the best of me inside your eyes
You make me smile
You make me dance like a fool
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
You make me smile like the sun
Fall out of bed sing like bird
Dizzy in my head spin like a record
Crazy on a Sunday night
You make me dance like a fool
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Ohh you make me smile
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if you you uncle jack was stuck on a donkey would you help your uncle jack , jack off a donkey
If uncle jack helped you off an elephant would you help your Uncle jack off an elephant
if uncle jack helped you off a donkey would you help uncle jack jack off a donkey
if uncle jack helped you off a horse would you help you uncle jack off a horse
if uncle jack was stuck on an elephant would you help your uncle jack off a elephant
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Amazing! Astonishing! Still can't get over the fantastic idea that when you are looking at a girl, you are looking at somebody who is guaranteed to have on her -- a cunt! They all have cunts! Right under their dresses! Cunts -- for fucking!
Sunday-Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday-Friday-Saturday
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Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment to?
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Tawhid (Arabic: توحيد tawḥīd "doctrine of Oneness [of God ]"; also transliterated Tawheed and Tauheed) is the concept of monotheism in Islam.[It holds God (Arabic: Allah) is one (wāḥid) and unique (ahad).
The Qu'ran asserts the existence of a single and absolute truth that transcends the world; a unique, independent and indivisible being, who is independent of the entire creation] The indivisibility of God implies the indivisibility of God's sovereignty which, in turn, leads to the concept of a just, moral and coherent universe, as opposed to an existential and moral chaos[citation needed]. Similarly, the Qur'an rejects the concept of duality of God arguing that both good and evil generate from God's creative act and asserting that the evil forces have no power to create anything. God according to Islam is a universal god, rather than a local, tribal or parochial one—is an absolute, who integrates all affirmative values and brooks no evil.[4]
Tawhid constitutes the foremost article of the Muslim profession.[5] The first part of the Shahada is the declaration of belief in the oneness of God.[2] To attribute divinity to a created entity is the only unpardonable sin mentioned in the Qur'an.[ Muslims believe that the entirety of the Islamic teaching rests on the principle of Tawhid. There is an uncompromising monotheism at the heart of the Islamic beliefs which distinguishes Islam from some other major religions.
Islamic intellectual history can be understood as a gradual unfolding of the manner in which successive generations of believers have understood the meaning and implications of professing God's Unity. Islamic scholars have different approaches toward understanding it. Islamic theology, jurisprudence, philosophy, Sufism, even to some degree the Islamic understanding of natural sciences, all seek to explain at some level the principle of tawhid.[
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Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's rump?
A. "Having car trouble?"
Q. What's the difference between Cindy Sheehan and a terrorist enemy?
A. I don't know either.
Q. What's the difference between Michael Moore and a one ton CARE package?
A. Michael Moore, if sliced real thin, can feed a larger Afghan village.
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