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ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! #61527 2003-12-09 2:37 AM
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. ZOD OP 2000+ posts
OP ZOD 2000+ posts Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases.	ZOD is still not GAY!!

Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! #61528 2003-12-09 4:41 AM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 8,970 URG'S cave URG URG am real man! 7500+ posts
URG URG am real man! 7500+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 8,970 URG'S cave	If you am say so....

Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! #61529 2003-12-09 10:50 PM
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Pig Iran Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 16,240 Salma Hayek's Heaving Bosom

Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! #61530 2003-12-09 11:38 PM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,327 Anywhere but here Jack Mehoff 1000+ posts
Jack Mehoff 1000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,327 Anywhere but here	quote: Originally posted by ZOD: ZOD is a Flexible Little School Girl! There, I fixed it for you Zod.

Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! #61531 2003-12-10 12:04 AM
Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 395 Neilencio 300+ posts
Neilencio 300+ posts Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 395	That explains why ZOD is very popular in Japan

Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! #61532 2003-12-10 12:46 AM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,089 Long Island, NY Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,089 Long Island, NY	I bet in Japan you can buy soiled Zod panties out of vending machines.

Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! #61533 2003-12-10 3:00 AM
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Polar Boy 500+ posts Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 662 Kylie Minogue's Peachy Butt	And Zod sperm in a can.

Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! #61534 2003-12-10 2:07 PM
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PJP We already are 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 Perfectville: Population 1

Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! #61535 2003-12-10 2:17 PM
Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 785 The Big T-Dot O Doc.Mid-Nite Assassinist 500+ posts
Doc.Mid-Nite Assassinist 500+ posts Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 785 The Big T-Dot O	quote: Originally posted by PJP: double

Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! #61536 2003-12-10 3:42 PM
Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,205 Denmark Chant fudge 4000+ posts
Chant fudge 4000+ posts Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,205 Denmark	quote: Originally posted by Doc.Mid-Nite: quote: Originally posted by PJP: double Second!

Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! #61537 2003-12-11 4:12 AM
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URG URG am real man! 7500+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 8,970 URG'S cave	third

Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! #61538 2003-12-10 11:30 PM
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. ZOD OP 2000+ posts
OP ZOD 2000+ posts Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases.	Ladies! Why get it from the can when you can get it from the source! Kneel before ZOD and taste the purity of ZOD's very length!! ZOD is talking to the women, all the beautiful women with big heaving chests just craving the very length of ZOD in their very mouths!! Yes... KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!

Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! #61539 2003-12-11 12:28 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 Perfectville: Population 1 PJP We already are 15000+ posts
PJP We already are 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 Perfectville: Population 1	I love how zod has to clarify that he's talking to the women. :lol:

Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! #61540 2003-12-11 12:44 AM
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TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal

Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! #61541 2003-12-11 1:09 AM
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PJP We already are 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 Perfectville: Population 1	:lol:

Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! #61542 2003-12-11 1:11 AM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,089 Long Island, NY Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,089 Long Island, NY	How else do you think Mz Pac-Man got her own game?

Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! #61543 2003-12-11 5:10 AM
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Neilencio 300+ posts Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 395	And bear in mind that Mario originally appeared in Donkey kong's game! Them italian plumbers like gorilla cock.

Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! #61544 2003-12-11 5:27 AM
Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 662 Kylie Minogue's Peachy Butt Polar Boy 500+ posts
Polar Boy 500+ posts Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 662 Kylie Minogue's Peachy Butt	quote: Originally posted by TK-069: AWWW Bless

Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! #61545 2003-12-12 12:03 AM
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. ZOD OP 2000+ posts
OP ZOD 2000+ posts Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases.	ZOD always thought Donkey Kong was about Mario trying to join in on some Ape on Woman action!

Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! #61546 2003-12-12 12:10 AM
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Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! theory9 #61547 2005-06-05 3:03 PM
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Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! Frank Burns #61548 2005-06-07 7:24 AM
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URG URG am real man! 7500+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 8,970 URG'S cave	Zoddie am gone? Cave Babes http://www.robkamphausen.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/824582#Post824582 Cave Drawings http://www.robkamphausen.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/860036 Some days urg makes me proud to be his friend. Then there are the days that he steals my beer and fucks my woman. Somedays he gets that backwards.-Lothar "Those were good days. Sitting around the campfires, eating dinosaur meat, and clubbing our wimmens in the head. I dream of those days sometimes. When Urg would make speeches and lead us to victory over the neighboring tribes. Good days, man. Good days." -Grimm

Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! URG #61549 2005-06-08 5:29 AM
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OP ZOD 2000+ posts Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases.	ZOD shall be with you... always! Behold! The sabered Head of Uschi shall give death to Zod's enemies! CLICK and know DEATH! KNEEL before ZOD!!!

Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! ZOD #61550 2005-06-08 5:41 AM
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rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver	WHOA! November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.

Re: ZOD is as Flexible as a Little School Girl!! rex #61551 2005-06-08 6:13 AM
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Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,430 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods.	You can say that again! "My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who "Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!

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