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rex's fuckbitch levels are dangerously high of late. Here's an average rex post from today: Quote:
your mom your mom your mom
Fuckbitch reading: 97%
rex, we care about you. Well, not really. Let me re-phrase that: rex, we care about you more than anyone else. Or rather... rex, we come closer to caring about you than anyone else. We're the most important people in your life, and nobody here likes seeing you make a fool out of yourself. Okay, okay: Some people don't like seeing you make a fool out of y... No, wait. Some people, some of whom may or may not really exist, don't like seeing make a fool out yourself. Most of us do, but others might not. Hypothetically.
Ah, fuck this.
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Greatest. Thread. EVAR!!!1!
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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by the way folks...sign harleys petition...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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11 stars for this thread!
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He's secret-code saying he's got a crush on Joe Mama!
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Joe am gonna get butt raped this weekend.
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Rex, Stop being a Fuckbitch
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk said: Fuckbitch reading: 97%
Your mom is 97%.
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Jeremy said: 5 stars!
Your mom is 5 stars.
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Knutreturns said: Greatest. Thread. EVAR!!!1!
Your mom is the greatest thread ever.
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sneaky bunny said: i approve this petition
Your mom approves this petition.
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Knutreturns said: by the way folks...sign harleys petition...
Your mom wants to sign harleys petition.
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Beardguy57 said: 11 stars for this thread!
Your mom is 11 stars.
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Uschi said: He's secret-code saying he's got a crush on Joe Mama!
Your mom has a crush on joe mama.
(I might have gone too far with that one.)
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URG said: Joe am gonna get butt raped this weekend.
Your mom butt raped joe mama this weekend.
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Balloon Knot said: Rex, Stop being a Fuckbitch
Your mom is a fuckbitch.
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Rex is obsessed with me. Thankfully he's too lazy to leave Eugene (the town in Oregon and his favorite sock monkey) to stalk me properly.
Oh, and in keeping with his normal posts, Rex's Mom asked me to sign the petition for her.
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Your mom is too lazy to leave my bed.
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My mom is dead, Rex. Which I guess makes you a sock fucker AND a necrophiliac. Thanks for ruining my weekend. Maybe Elisa will notice you now. x "No. Not really."
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Joe Mama said: Rex is obsessed with me. Thankfully he's too lazy to leave Eugene (the town in Oregon and his favorite sock monkey)
Don't be so sure. They're at the bus stop even as we speak
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Knutreturns said: by the way folks...sign harleys petition...
Your mom wants to sign harleys petition.
All right!
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Thanks, but you're a little late to sign the petition, Mopy.
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Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk said: rex's fuckbitch levels are dangerously high of late. Here's an average rex post from today:
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your mom your mom your mom
Fuckbitch reading: 97%
rex, we care about you. Well, not really. Let me re-phrase that: rex, we care about you more than anyone else. Or rather... rex, we come closer to caring about you than anyone else. We're the most important people in your life, and nobody here likes seeing you make a fool out of yourself. Okay, okay: Some people don't like seeing you make a fool out of y... No, wait. Some people, some of whom may or may not really exist, don't like seeing make a fool out yourself. Most of us do, but others might not. Hypothetically.
Ah, fuck this.
That was beautiful !
Rex must feel so loved...
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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So it's not "in the butt" now? I'm confused.
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never that germy. never that...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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That's good enough to roll with.
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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rex's fuckbitch levels are dangerously high of late. Here's an average rex post from today:
Fuckbitch reading: 97%
rex, we care about you. Well, not really. Let me re-phrase that: rex, we care about you more than anyone else. Or rather... rex, we come closer to caring about you than anyone else. We're the most important people in your life, and nobody here likes seeing you make a fool out of yourself. Okay, okay: Some people don't like seeing you make a fool out of y... No, wait. Some people, some of whom may or may not really exist, don't like seeing make a fool out yourself. Most of us do, but others might not. Hypothetically.
Ah, fuck this. still hilarious...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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