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rex's fuckbitch levels are dangerously high of late. Here's an average rex post from today:

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your mom your mom your mom



Fuckbitch reading: 97%

rex, we care about you. Well, not really. Let me re-phrase that: rex, we care about you more than anyone else. Or rather... rex, we come closer to caring about you than anyone else. We're the most important people in your life, and nobody here likes seeing you make a fool out of yourself. Okay, okay: Some people don't like seeing you make a fool out of y... No, wait. Some people, some of whom may or may not really exist, don't like seeing make a fool out yourself. Most of us do, but others might not. Hypothetically.

Ah, fuck this.


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Greatest. Thread. EVAR!!!1!


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i approve this petition


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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by the way folks...sign harleys petition...


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11 stars for this thread!


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He's secret-code saying he's got a crush on Joe Mama!


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Joe am gonna get butt raped this weekend.

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Rex, Stop being a Fuckbitch


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Fuckbitch reading: 97%





Your mom is 97%.


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Jeremy said:
5 stars!




Your mom is 5 stars.


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Greatest. Thread. EVAR!!!1!




Your mom is the greatest thread ever.


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sneaky bunny said:
i approve this petition





Your mom approves this petition.


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by the way folks...sign harleys petition...




Your mom wants to sign harleys petition.


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11 stars for this thread!




Your mom is 11 stars.


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He's secret-code saying he's got a crush on Joe Mama!




Your mom has a crush on joe mama.
















































(I might have gone too far with that one.)


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URG said:
Joe am gonna get butt raped this weekend.





Your mom butt raped joe mama this weekend.


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Rex, Stop being a Fuckbitch




Your mom is a fuckbitch.


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Rex is obsessed with me. Thankfully he's too lazy to leave Eugene (the town in Oregon and his favorite sock monkey) to stalk me properly.

Oh, and in keeping with his normal posts, Rex's Mom asked me to sign the petition for her.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Your mom is too lazy to leave my bed.


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My mom is dead, Rex. Which I guess makes you a sock fucker AND a necrophiliac. Thanks for ruining my weekend. Maybe Elisa will notice you now.

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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Joe Mama said:
Rex is obsessed with me. Thankfully he's too lazy to leave Eugene (the town in Oregon and his favorite sock monkey)




Don't be so sure. They're at the bus stop even as we speak


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by the way folks...sign harleys petition...




Your mom wants to sign harleys petition.


All right!

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Thanks, but you're a little late to sign the petition, Mopy.


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Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk said:
rex's fuckbitch levels are dangerously high of late. Here's an average rex post from today:

Quote:

your mom your mom your mom



Fuckbitch reading: 97%

rex, we care about you. Well, not really. Let me re-phrase that: rex, we care about you more than anyone else. Or rather... rex, we come closer to caring about you than anyone else. We're the most important people in your life, and nobody here likes seeing you make a fool out of yourself. Okay, okay: Some people don't like seeing you make a fool out of y... No, wait. Some people, some of whom may or may not really exist, don't like seeing make a fool out yourself. Most of us do, but others might not. Hypothetically.

Ah, fuck this.






That was beautiful !

Rex must feel so loved...

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um...IN THE ASS...?


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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So it's not "in the butt" now? I'm confused.

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never that germy. never that...


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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That's good enough to roll with.

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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
rex's fuckbitch levels are dangerously high of late. Here's an average rex post from today:


Fuckbitch reading: 97%

rex, we care about you. Well, not really. Let me re-phrase that: rex, we care about you more than anyone else. Or rather... rex, we come closer to caring about you than anyone else. We're the most important people in your life, and nobody here likes seeing you make a fool out of yourself. Okay, okay: Some people don't like seeing you make a fool out of y... No, wait. Some people, some of whom may or may not really exist, don't like seeing make a fool out yourself. Most of us do, but others might not. Hypothetically.

Ah, fuck this.



still hilarious...


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"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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97% is astounding


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