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Jesus Cracks Cold CaseArizona man turns himself in for 2004 murder of homeless woman in New York, telling cops Jesus told him to fess up
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Yes. I appealed to his conscience.
Sometimes they listen to me.
I can see you masturbating!
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I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but I suggest you stop going around telling people you're me.
Oh and for the dumb fuck that confessed.....he deserves it!
My Dad can beat up your Dad!
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Holy shit! This is like that old Star Trek episode, where there were two Captain Kirks... and Mr. Spock had to decide which was the correct one to stun with the phaser!
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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you should pick the Jesus who's been here longer.....he seems legitimate.
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I prefer the Jesus who doesn't seem to have anger issues.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I prefer the Jesus who doesn't seem to have anger issues.
I think you might make Jesus angry if you keep talking nonsense!
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Which one???Their are two Jesus's in here!
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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Holy shit! This is like that old Star Trek episode, where there were two Captain Kirks... and Mr. Spock had to decide which was the correct one to stun with the phaser!
It always comes back to Star Trek with you, doesn't it? 
Here's a tip: Your Lord and Savior (Jesus, just so we're clear) doesn't want to be compared to a hammy, third-rate actor from Canada. That's the type of shit that lands a gay, black bear-loving 50-something in Hell. Y'know what Satan has planned for you? An eternity of "living" in a 50s-era heterosexual marriage with a nymphomaniac.
Save your immortal soul, Jerry. Just say "No" to Trek.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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shoot 'em both. that way we can let Nowhereman "interrogate" them and find out which is the real one.
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you should pick the Jesus who's been here longer.....he seems legitimate.
The real Jesus is a Yankees fan. That's how you tell the difference between the real and the fake.
Oh, and when I read this title I thought they were going to be talking about a cold case of beer.
Seriously.
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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you should pick the Jesus who's been here longer.....he seems legitimate.
The real Jesus is a Yankees fan. That's how you tell the difference between the real and the fake.
Oh, and when I read this title I thought they were going to be talking about a cold case of beer.
Seriously.
Not since 2000, he isn't. Especially not in 2004, 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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you should pick the Jesus who's been here longer.....he seems legitimate.
The real Jesus is a Yankees fan. That's how you tell the difference between the real and the fake.
Oh, and when I read this title I thought they were going to be talking about a cold case of beer.
Seriously.
Not since 2000, he isn't. Especially not in 2004,
Hey, even Jesus needs a break. He'll be back and so will his true believers...
but you keep clinging to that one win, sweetie...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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you should pick the Jesus who's been here longer.....he seems legitimate.
The real Jesus is a Yankees fan. That's how you tell the difference between the real and the fake.
Oh, and when I read this title I thought they were going to be talking about a cold case of beer.
Seriously.
Not since 2000, he isn't. Especially not in 2004,
Hey, even Jesus needs a break. He'll be back and so will his true believers...
but you keep clinging to that one win, sweetie...
I wouldn't be so cocky, if I were you. Your team is going to sweep the PIRATES this weekend. THE PIRATES. Hell, I could pick out 15 posters on these boards and WE could go out and beat the Pirates in a three-game series.
<--- This still makes me want to give you smooches. 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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 so they do what they're supposed to and they still get criticized? let's see how you guys do if you have any injuries this year or any slumps. Beckett is usually a tremendous pitcher after the All Star Break! 
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so they do what they're supposed to and they still get criticized?
let's see how you guys do if you have any injuries this year or any slumps.
Beckett is usually a tremendous pitcher after the All Star Break!
You stay out of this, O Heir To Rob's Throne. 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I wouldn't be so cocky, if I were you. Your team is going to sweep the PIRATES this weekend. THE PIRATES. Hell, I could pick out 15 posters on these boards and WE could go out and beat the Pirates in a three-game series.
Are there 15 posters?
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I wouldn't be so cocky, if I were you. Your team is going to sweep the PIRATES this weekend. THE PIRATES. Hell, I could pick out 15 posters on these boards and WE could go out and beat the Pirates in a three-game series.
Are there 15 posters?
Good point. Let me rephrase:
"I could pick out any combination of 15 posters and alts..."
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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