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Looking past the dysfunctional nature of these boards, I have come to realize that this is an online community united in deep shame, traumatized by the actions of an abuser who still brazenly walks among them, performing sordid sex acts. As a newcomer here, let me say to you all, that it is wrong for adults to touch you in inappropriate places, even if they happen to have the American flag wrapped around their hand while they do it. I urge anyone who has been a victim of The G-man to come forward and make it known. If you cannot say it out loud then use this portrait of Newt Gingrich, the former Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, to indicate the area where you were touched.  I will go first. Yesterday The G-man touched me on the spot where Newt’s stripy tie disappears between the lapels of his jacket. I felt dirty and ashamed but I know that, with your support, I will recover.
Last edited by Wondrous.Platinum.Owl; 2007-06-18 2:29 PM.
"Season three of The Wire opens with two towers being blown up. This initiates a dumb and protracted war. Now people will come to me and ask, 'Is there a metaphor here?' Well what the fuck do you think?"
- David Simon
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G-Man only dreams of touching me 'cause I remind him of his daughter, somehow.
ROB on the other hand... well, I can't see ol' Newt's butthole, can you?
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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G-Man only dreams of touching me 'cause I remind him of his daughter, somehow. Not daughter. Son. You're like the son I never had. Oh, and an alt, I kicked someone's ass here so bad that they had to create an Alt?
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Actually this alt has fuck all to do with you!
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G-Man only dreams of touching me 'cause I remind him of his daughter, somehow. Not daughter. Son. You're like the son I never had. That makes a lot more sense, given G-man's sexual preferences.
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Shocked that he didn't see that one coming....
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Dude, this is the RKMBs. The odds of any response being a gay joke are already something like 99 to 1.
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It'd be more fun if the guy really followed from that one place we raided. I'll pretend that's the truth and be happy.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Dude, this is the RKMBs. The odds of any response being a gay joke are already something like 99 to 1. The odds increase considerably if you're, you know, a G-rapist and stuff... Maybe if you stop molesting everything that moves they'll go down.
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When G-Man visits your house, even the goldfish know to stop swimming!
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Just call me "the G Gordon's Fisherman"
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Oh, and an alt, I kicked someone's ass here so bad that they had to create an Alt?
you're stealing my "i kicked your ass" joke?
Bow ties are coool.
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When G-Man visits your house, even the goldfish know to stop swimming! Good joke, Eddie.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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you're stealing my "i kicked your ass" joke? I'm glad to see you've admitted that the idea of you kicking my ass is a joke.
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DON"T CLOSE YOUR EYE-EYES!
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Kid tested, mother approved.
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"Similar beliefs are held by the natives of the Cross River valley within the provinces
of the Cameroons. Groups of people, generally the inhabitants of a village, have chosen
various animals, with which they believe themselves to stand on a footing of intimate
friendship or relationship. Amongst such animals are hippopotamuses, elephants, leopards,
crocodiles, gorillas, fish, and serpents, all of them creatures which are either very
strong or can easily hide themselves in the water or a thicket." Sir James George Frazer,
1854-1941, The Golden Bough, § 3. The External Soul in Animals
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"Why the eternal crikey, began the Secretary, did you let the man in? Do people commonly
come to your Exhibition riding on mad elephants?" G.K. Chesterton, 1874-1936, The Man Who
Was Thursday, Chapter XIII, The Pursuit of the President
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Cowboy In Me
Tim McGraw
I don't know why I act the way I do
Like I ain't got a single thing to lose
Sometimes I'm my own worst enemy
I guess that's just the cowboy in me
I got a life that most would love to have
But sometimes I still wake up fightin' mad
At where this road I'm heading down might lead
I guess that's just the cowboy in me
The urge to run, the restlessness
The heart of stone I sometimes get
The things I've done for foolish pride
The me that's never satisfied
The face that's in the mirror when I don't like what I see
I guess that's just the cowboy in me
The urge to run, the restlessness
The heart of stone I sometimes get
The things I've done for foolish pride
The me that's never satisfied
The face that's in the mirror when I don't like what I see
I guess that's just the cowboy in me
Girl I know there's times you must have thought
There ain't a line you've drawn I haven't crossed
But you set your mind to see this love on through
I guess that's just the cowboy in you
We ride and never worry about the fall
I guess that's just the cowboy in us all
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CELINE DION
That's Just The Woman In Me
If your shoes refuse to shine
And your legs don't walk in line
And tomorrow it's just another time, yeah
That's just the woman in me, baby
That's just the woman in me, baby
That's just the woman walking on you
And if your feet can't find the floor
And your key won't fit the door
And you forgot just that two twos are four, yeah
That's just the woman in me, baby
That's just the woman in me, baby
That's just the woman walking on you
Oh yeah, now
And I've seen you wandering, baby
Up and down my street, yeah
Trying to explain that
I caused all this pain
To all the people that you meet
Searching for that imperious,
mysterious femme fatal kind of stuff, yeah
But if you don't know by now
That it's me anyhow
Then baby, you've got it wrong
So if your play gets so confused
and you TV is blowing the fuse
just come on over you've got nothing to lose
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
That's just the woman in me, baby
That's just the woman in me, baby
That's just the woman walking on you
walking on you
walking on you
walking on you
'Cause I need, I need a man to love
Because I need a man to love...
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