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Personally, there are very few people I think she'd turn down. I mean look at her...  It's not in the skinny knobgobbler's nature. She's part Mexican after all! Even Beardguy and Jim Jackson have a tenth of a percentile's chance. In any case, I'll start off this inevitably off-topic and hormone-saturated thread with three people I think she'd never let penetrate (and ejaculate on!) her...    Now that I think about it... she'd probably have a go after only two shots of Patron.
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thats a pretty small list...are u sure beardguy and jim jackson have a shot?
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y'know the cum on my stomach thing is elsia right?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I'm sure that she wouldn't let me hit it.
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You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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y'know the cum on my stomach thing is elsia right? You'll never remember your RKMB history... I was the first one to say you liked it on your stomach two years ago. And let's not forget where "SPLURT!" came from, thanks. k33p prctc3!
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thats a pretty small list...are u sure beardguy and jim jackson have a shot? If they have only one shot, it'll go on Sneak's midriff. 
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I'm sure that she wouldn't let me hit it. Oh Bastie. Ye of little faith and esteem. Half a Vicodin and some gin will do wonders.
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I'm sure that she wouldn't let me hit it. Oh Bastie. Ye of little faith and esteem. Half a Vicodin and some gin will do wonders. he speaks from experience! sadly, it's the experience of that night at rob's apartment!
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You mean that night when everyone was passed out but me, Sneaks and Oosh ...so we decided to play an improvised game of Strip Voice Chat (despite being in one another's presence) that got seriously out of hand and very sticky?
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Yeah... sorry about that.
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You mean that night when everyone was passed out but me, Sneaks and Oosh ...so we decided to play an improvised game of Strip Voice Chat (despite being in one another's presence) that got seriously out of hand and very sticky? no, I mean that night that Rob and PJP dressed up in drag and invited you over before drugging your drink and playing crisco twister with you! you didn't get the youtube clip?
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That wasn't me, that was Knut!
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Yeah... sorry about that. As I recall, Sneaky loved it. Don't remember exactly what she said because was stuffed more than a Thankmas Tofurkey... only gargles and squeals of delight...
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, instead, TK tried to give you his tater tot. 
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Again, no. That was Uschi.
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Btw, all the people who've posted a reply in this thread would almost certainly get some from Sneaks.
Even Bastie.
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can i go back to my east boston pimp?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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can i go back to my east boston pimp? Pssssst...I'm from South Boston. But, yes, you can.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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New Bedford? I hear dems some mean streets, son.
Can a brudda get a discount?! I promise not to bruise her up much!
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New Bedford? I hear dems some mean streets, son.
Can a brudda get a discount?! I promise not to bruise her up much! New Beh'fah's no picnic. Them Portuguese is cwazy! You get your discount when I get my merchandise back...unbruised. Rough her up and I might just take all your money and give you the business end of my cane.
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fine, ashmont. 
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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fine, ashmont. Boy, you sure know the good parts of town. Shhhhhhhh...let daddy handle the business. You just worry about looking pretty and making daddy money.
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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New Beh'fah's no picnic. Them Portuguese is cwazy!
I know. I got a woman threatening to slice me nearly everyday. Guess what she is and where she's from? Hence me letting my frustrations (and jism) loose on Sneaky. You get your discount when I get my merchandise back...unbruised. Rough her up and I might just take all your money and give you the business end of my cane. That was SO unconvincing.
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New Beh'fah's no picnic. Them Portuguese is cwazy!
I know. I got a woman threatening to slice me nearly everyday. Guess what she is and where she's from? Hence me letting my frustrations (and jism) loose on Sneaky. You get your discount when I get my merchandise back...unbruised. Rough her up and I might just take all your money and give you the business end of my cane. That was SO unconvincing. eh, u know how them white pimps are...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I know. I got a woman threatening to slice me nearly everyday. Guess what she is and where she's from? Hence me letting my frustrations (and jism) loose on Sneaky. Damn shame, cuz them Portuguese babes make with some sweet fuckin'. It must be that hot Latina blood... That was SO unconvincing. I can't threaten you with a straight face. You're so cute when you're desperate for the grade-A poonanny.
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eh, u know how them white pimps are...
No, why don't you tell us, you big RASCIST! I'll bet all white pimps look the same to you, don't they? DON'T THEY?!?
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eh, u know how them white pimps are...
No, why don't you tell us, you big RASCIST! I'll bet all white pimps look the same to you, don't they? DON'T THEY?!? they might. ive only seen one...and that was on tv...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Does Jamie "B-Rad" Kennedy count?
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Damn shame, cuz them Portuguese babes make with some sweet fuckin'. It must be that hot Latina blood...
Oh she's in like with me, but it can't stop her genetic predisposition to stab her mate for trivial matters. That tiny blue-eyed minx.
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Damn shame, cuz them Portuguese babes make with some sweet fuckin'. It must be that hot Latina blood...
Oh she's in like with me, but it can't stop her genetic predisposition to stab her mate for trivial matters. That tiny blue-eyed minx. So just don't do anything with her that involves trivia.
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...and Trivial Pursuit is my favorite board game too. *sigh*
ANYWHO, I'll give you 32 cents for Sneaky.
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dont take it joe. ill give u 33...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Christ, guys, that won't even buy me the stamp to ship her your way! And that coochie is worth at LEAST 45 cents!
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...getthafuckouttaherrrrre.
After all the canadian curry and fire hoses that've been pumped into that gooch??? I'm sticking to my original offer because that's generous!
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...getthafuckouttaherrrrre.
After all the canadian curry and fire hoses that've been pumped into that gooch??? I'm sticking to my original offer because that's generous! Referring to my cock as a "fire hose" ain't gonna get the price dropped. Besides, I tightened up a few things here 'n' there and gave it a proper shine. She rides like new.
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tk we could pool our resorces just to get her out here to cali. then just take turns (i get to go first cause its my plan)
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thanks joe, no return postage, nice
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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