What did the Drunkard say as I kicked his teeth in?
Nothing cause he was too busy bleeding to death from the knife I cut his throat with!
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Hey I can take my vote for JLA back if everybody's gonna start hating him again!
Why must you rkmbers always do the opposite of what I say?!? If I said don't jump over a bridge would you guys suddenly jump over it just because it's the OPPOSITE of what I said?!?
If I had said, "JLA sucks" everybody would have said, "he rules." So I decided to be redemptive and vote JLA for mod and what do you guys do?!? After months of praising the guy, all of a sudden, "he sucks?!?"
1. JLA will always come before you and everyone else to each and everyone of us no matter what he does. 2. yes, we'd jump of the bridge and get ate by a fucking shark to get away from your bible thumping ass. 3. shut the fuck up.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...
Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
What did the Drunkard say as I kicked his teeth in?
Nothing cause he was too busy bleeding to death from the knife I cut his throat with!
Arguably the best line from Blues Brothers:
"I think you'll look pretty funny tryin' ta eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth."
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Hey I can take my vote for JLA back if everybody's gonna start hating him again!
Why must you rkmbers always do the opposite of what I say?!? If I said don't jump over a bridge would you guys suddenly jump over it just because it's the OPPOSITE of what I said?!?
If I had said, "JLA sucks" everybody would have said, "he rules." So I decided to be redemptive and vote JLA for mod and what do you guys do?!? After months of praising the guy, all of a sudden, "he sucks?!?"
HYPOCRITES!
Dear, stupid, manly cunt,
We dislike HIM for LIKING you. Or, not hating you. It has nothing to do with you directly. LEARN TO READ. Also, learn the meaning of "hypocrate."
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
1. JLA will always come before you and everyone else to each and everyone of us no matter what he does. 2. yes, we'd jump of the bridge and get ate by a fucking shark to get away from your bible thumping ass. 3. shut the fuck up.
One thing about JLA and his protoge......we are very much independent rogues that make allies that are convenient for the time being. We are RKMB free agents and can turn heel or face anytime.
Yeah! I taught you well...
PJP would never sell out the way you have, Paul. The student has surpassed the teacher. The only question that remains is, how did she get to you? What did she offer that bought you out so easily?
I'm so disillusioned...
Hold me,
I tried to enlist elsia and Jeff Glacier last week to help attack a fellow poster.....sadly they felt that would be unchristian.....nevertheless you should know that with PJP and JLA anything is possible.....RwO for Life.
The world, as I know it, has ended. Next thing you know, Nowhereman will be a sunny, chipper British gent with nothing but kind words. The message board gods are in the midst of their Ragnarok...
Hold me,
Wait Nowhereman isn't Sunny and Chipper....... I know he's a cunt but I always thought of him as a happy cunt
Hey I can take my vote for JLA back if everybody's gonna start hating him again!
Why must you rkmbers always do the opposite of what I say?!? If I said don't jump over a bridge would you guys suddenly jump over it just because it's the OPPOSITE of what I said?!?
If I had said, "JLA sucks" everybody would have said, "he rules." So I decided to be redemptive and vote JLA for mod and what do you guys do?!? After months of praising the guy, all of a sudden, "he sucks?!?"
Hey I can take my vote for JLA back if everybody's gonna start hating him again!
Why must you rkmbers always do the opposite of what I say?!? If I said don't jump over a bridge would you guys suddenly jump over it just because it's the OPPOSITE of what I said?!?
If I had said, "JLA sucks" everybody would have said, "he rules." So I decided to be redemptive and vote JLA for mod and what do you guys do?!? After months of praising the guy, all of a sudden, "he sucks?!?"
HYPOCRITES!
It's not a case of willfully doing the opposite of what you say - we're not your students minutes before you start torturing them Hostel-style. Nor is it hyprocrisy. It's a simple case of a few comfortable constants at the RKMBs:
1) Snarf will always be a whiny bald virgin
2) Nowhereman will be a surly, "cunt"-spewing Welshman.
3) Cross will always be somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic with the FiOS that I sold him (or tried to).
4) BSAMS, Mxy, and PJP will always be message board gods.
5) Rob will always be gay.
6) Paul Mandral, the former MisterJLA, will always oppose you, as good opposes evil and Dusty Rhodes opposes the Four Horsemen.
Any deviation from these, or some of the other, norms creates chaos and threatens our way of life here at the RKMBs. Plus, it makes Paul look like a banana queer. In essence, you're irrelevant. It's the status quo that supercedes all. Now go back to persecuting your minority students...
PS: Sneaky's response to you gave me the good tingle in my bathing suit region...
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Also, isnt someone who normally opposes JLA and is now suddenly supporting him, being a bit hypocritical?
No, it's "Christian".
x "dominus omus"
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
we could really use your eight brothers and twelve sisters.
Cousins, honey, cousins - and you're off by one - there are only 19 of us...
sorry, i forgot little Elián didn't make it.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
thanks!
he's Cuban!
same tube different triptik.
Harley complace no me hace salgo. yo sólo quiero jugar el monopolio.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...
Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
So THIS is how Oakley felt after Louie Bastardo turned on him. Thanks, JLA...
Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you, he turned on me first!
YOU know that. I know that. I'm talking from his vantage point. By the way, when we eventually reunite, I'm targeting Paul Mandral first. It's time all family business got settled.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
So THIS is how Oakley felt after Louie Bastardo turned on him. Thanks, JLA...
Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you, he turned on me first!
YOU know that. I know that. I'm talking from his vantage point. By the way, when we eventually reunite, I'm targeting Paul Mandral first. It's time all family business got settled.
So THIS is how Oakley felt after Louie Bastardo turned on him. Thanks, JLA...
Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you, he turned on me first!
YOU know that. I know that. I'm talking from his vantage point. By the way, when we eventually reunite, I'm targeting Paul Mandral first. It's time all family business got settled.
oh, but I'm retired. . .
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Why are you having such a hard time with this Joe?
Let me put it to you in wrestling terms so you may better understand.......JLA and I are the types of guys that you would form a tentative alliance with and have some great tag matches with as partners that thrilled the fans. Then eventually you would face the top heal team and when you were alone in the ring getting pummeled by both heals and kept looking to get a tag or some help from us we would conveniently look the other way. Then when you lost the match and were broken and bloody we would go into the ring and take a shit on your chest.
Why are you having such a hard time with this Joe?
Let me put it to you in wrestling terms so you may better understand.......JLA and I are the types of guys that you would form a tentative alliance with and have some great tag matches with as partners that thrilled the fans. Then eventually you would face the top heal team and when you were alone in the ring getting pummeled by both heals and kept looking to get a tag or some help from us we would conveniently look the other way. Then when you lost the match and were broken and bloody we would go into the ring and take a shit on your chest.
Does that help you understand better?
Let me put this in simple terms:
I'm bored. Work is boring. Any chance I have to get a good "feud" going with someone whom I actually get along with is a chance I'll take. If this really bothered me, I wouldn't comment in an open thread - I'd address it via PM with Paul. We both know, if Paul was REALLY bothered by this, he'd just wipe me out (message board god-style). So, really, this is a non-issue. I'm surprised I have to explain this to you, of all people.
And no one shits on The Enforcer's chest! I'm no li'l Jimmy Norton!
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Joe always saw himself as the betrayer who does the shitting.
There IS my track record...
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
That's true.....I'm wondering why he hasn't wiped you out yet?
HELLO! #1 acolyte!!!
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Joe always saw himself as the betrayer who does the shitting.
There IS my track record...
yeah. those poor japanese tourists. although I think the skinny one kinda liked it.
The skinny one paid well for the rest. One question: which one was the skinny one? They all look the same to me.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
even still....I'm sure he won't tolerate not being in your sig for much longer.
You're totally ruining this for me. You know that, right?
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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