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I had a weird dream about Uschi. #836997 2007-07-24 6:56 AM
Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 OP He tastes of America 15000+ posts
OP TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal	She wore (not clown/mime) make-up and a dress and heels. AND she didn't kick me in the balls. What a nightmare. He fixes the cable?

Re: I had a weird dream about Uschi. TK-069 #837001 2007-07-24 7:02 AM
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K-nutreturns Kneel! 10000+ posts Joined: May 2005 Posts: 12,912 Wherever posting gods hangout	weird.... big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard

Re: I had a weird dream about Uschi. K-nutreturns #837032 2007-07-24 2:48 PM
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Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt	Musta been looking at that wedding pic. Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: I had a weird dream about Uschi. Uschi #837072 2007-07-24 6:36 PM
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Pig Iran Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 16,240 Salma Hayek's Heaving Bosom	Again?

Re: I had a weird dream about Uschi. TK-069 #837074 2007-07-24 6:38 PM
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big_pimp_tim graemlin protector 6000+ posts Joined: May 2005 Posts: 7,025 norman ok/kingston ny	Originally Posted By: TK-069 She wore (not clown/mime) make-up and a dress and heels. AND she didn't kick me in the balls. What a nightmare. that's just not right! the sarlac has wronged you.

Re: I had a weird dream about Uschi. big_pimp_tim #837075 2007-07-24 6:40 PM
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Pig Iran Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 16,240 Salma Hayek's Heaving Bosom	The dream would also have assumed TK had balls to kick.

Re: I had a weird dream about Uschi. TK-069 #837079 2007-07-24 6:56 PM
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thedoctor Timelord. Drunkard. 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 24,593 In the T.A.R.D.I.S.	Originally Posted By: TK-069 She wore (not clown/mime) make-up and a dress and heels. AND she didn't kick me in the balls. What a nightmare. What made this a nightmare from all the other times you've fantasized about it? Did she overcharge you this time or something? whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."

Re: I had a weird dream about Uschi. thedoctor #837137 2007-07-25 12:10 AM
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Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,432 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods.	If she didn't kick you in the balls than it wasn't Uschi. It must have been an Uschi impersonator or something. "My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who "Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!

Re: I had a weird dream about Uschi. Lothar of The Hill People #915105 2008-01-24 9:27 AM
Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts
Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt	Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

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