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August, 2007

The Tag Teams

1.)The West Side Rollers (Krazed/BPT)-The brand new RDCW World Tag Team Champions and the survivors of this week's Gauntlet match. Accompanied by J and with the addition of Ghost Hog's former valet, Schwartz, the Rollers have made a HUGE impact!

2.)Chewy Walrus & Killconey-The Cheapions have racked up an impressive win count since the rebirth of RDCW. Although both were injured at the hands of Balls Nasty, they bravely fought through the Gauntlet and lasted up to the end.

3.)The English Bastards (Kilburn & Stephens)-Although new on the scene, Charlie's pair of power based thugs have proved dominant so far, soundly beating the Fantastic Brothers more than once.

4.)The Otaku (BFE/Hiro)-Though mostly content to attack Johnny Evil's opponents, the talented duo only needs a couple of big wins to conceivably move into title contention.

5.)The MWO (Nova/Zod)-With their first recent win over the Otaku in the Gauntlet, the MWO round out the top five teams.

The Singles
1.)"The Enforcer" Joe Mama-The reigning RDCW World Heavyweight Champion sits atop the rankings with his successful title defense at Scammiversary. But is his loss to Big Pimp Tim in the Over the Top Rope Challenge burning away at him inside?

2.)Big Pimp Tim-He stole Schwartz from Ghost Hog. He tossed the RDCW Champion over the top rope. And now he and Krazed are the new World Tag Team Champions. The Cheesedome awaits BPT's next move.

3.)Captain Sammitch-The leader of The Cheapions suffered his first loss since the rebirth of the company in an EPIC bout with Joe Mama at Scammiversary and has been hugely affected by it. Refusing even to acknowledge the fans accolades after the match, Captain Sammitch left the arena and has not been seen since. Will he return?

4.)Ghost Hog-Despite his loss to BPT at Scammiversary, the Hog of War remains near the top of the RDCW.

5.)Grimm-The Monster. The Diabolos Ex Machina. The King of Carnage. Whatever he's called, Grimm has only one purpose: Destroy whatever's in front of him. Current target: Johnny Evil and The Otaku.

6.)Balls Nasty-The white trash hero remains unbeaten since his shocking comeback a few months ago. Having gained his revenge on Chewy Walrus, who will Balls Nasty turn his attention to next?

7.)Krazed-The other half of the WSR is a talented newcomer, but he seems to lack a bit of focus. Will he concentrate on defending that newly won tag team gold, or does he have bigger things in mind?

8.)Johnny Evil-The self-proclaimed King King, and the leader of the faction known as the Otaku. Evil has returned to the RDCW!

9.)"The Million $ Pitbull" Charlie-Since introducing the English Bastards to the RDCW, Charlie seems to be content to hang back and guide them from behind the scenes. What's on the Pitbull's mind and who will be walking the line?

10.)MisterJLA-Last seen leaving Strippers & Waffles with one of Johnny Evil's BattleWar belts (and no doubt skipping out on his tab), what has the former RDCW and DCMBs champion been up to?

September, 2007

The Tag Teams

1.)The West Side Rollers (Krazed/J)-The reigning RDCW World Tag Team Champions. With the injury to Big Pimp Tim, the RDCW Championship Committee has allowed J to be substituted in title defenses. But can the WSR maintain their lead with so many teams at their heels?

2.)The Cheapions (Chewy Walrus/Killconey)-Returning from a series of injuries, the journeyman team is back and hasn't missed a step. Their goal: Taking the tag team titles!

3.)The Otaku (BFE/Hiro)-Evil's henchmen continue to edge closer to the top of the rankings. But do they desire the gold, or merely to wreak their own special anime influenced brand of Havok on the RDCW?

4.)The MWO (Nova/Zod)-The popular and funny troupe has surprised even themselves with their recent rash of wins!

5.)The English Bastards (Kilburn & Stephens)-Charlie's pair of thugs seem more content to hand out beatings than to win matches right now. With the right focus, they could be dangerous.

6.)Joe Mama/Grimm -The dangerous duo cracks the tag rankings with their violent win over the Otaku last month! If they decide to go after the belts, who could stop them? Aside from each other. . .

7.) James & Ryan Fantastic -The wild eyed brother team from the UK has a lot of enthusiasm, but seem unfocused. They remain crowd favorites, but are they too concerned about pleasing the fans?

The Singles
1.)"The Enforcer" Joe Mama-The reigning RDCW World Heavyweight Champion remains atop the rankings. His alliance with Grimm and Harleykwin could prove fruitful or destructive. JM defeated Krazed, but at times seemed to be distracted. There is also the question of the looming spectre of Ghost Hog in JM's path.

2.)"The Hog of War" Ghost Hog -Ghost Hog's Rage Against the RDCW has come into full effect. Everyone seems to be a target from the General Manager, Doc Paragon to the Champion, Joe Mama. Who will cry Havok and unleash the Hog of War?

3.)"The King King" Johnny Evil -The leader of The Otaku jumps up the ladder with his surprising victory over Grimm and the addition of El Superbeasto to the ranks of his followers and the successful viral DOOMCHOKE! campaign. But can Evil continue to flourish with Grimm's sites fully set on him?

4.)"The Diabolos Ex Machina" Grimm -The MONSTER of the RDCW continues on his rampage, now having revealed Harleykwin as the mystery motivator behind his alliance with Joe Mama. But can he prevail against Johnny Evil's DOOMCHOKE! and the return of El Superbeasto?

5.)Balls Nasty-Still unbeaten, Nasty has turned his attention towards harassing a group of prospective RDCW wrestlers in the hope of scaring them away from the company. However one Jade Dragon seems determined to stand against Balls' wrath.

6.)Krazed-With the injury to BPT, and following subsequent losses to King Snarf and Joe Mama, Krazed seems to be returning his focus towards keeping the tag team titles in the possession of the West Side Rollers. For now.

7.)King Snarf-Snarf vaults back into the rankings for the first time in quite a while with his victory over Krazed in the C.A.T.C.H.! Can the former champion regain his past glory?

8.)Captain Sammitch-Sammitch plummets down the rankings with his inactivity since Scammiversary.

9.)Spandex Monkey Man-A pair of wins rockets the beloved Spamm into the rankings! Can the MWO leader maintain his momentum?

10.)"The Million $ Pitbull" Charlie-It seems there's one thing Charlie's money cannot buy him: success in the ring!