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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
Who the fuck are the K-nutsons?


That's a good question. Let's ask Grimm.

GRIMM!!! GET ON THE DANG ROOF!!!

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Oh, you're tapping me on spelling? Come on. You're GRIMM!!! You can do better...

Besides, I'll call Newbie McKnutson anything I like.

Bitches!!*











*(I've been watching the Flavor Flav roast on Comedy Central. Apologies.)





I'll bust you on whatever the hell I feel like, Biotch!!!!!!!!!!

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
Who the fuck are the K-nutsons?


That's a good question. Let's ask Grimm.

GRIMM!!! GET ON THE DANG ROOF!!!



oh, sure, to watch the "meteor shower", no doubt.

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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
I'll bust you on whatever the hell I feel like, Biotch!!!!!!!!!!


That's it! Cage Match! I'll bring the waffle iron, you get the Hispanic midget...

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
You keep your limp slap - well your limp everything - away from me...


But, you told me you were scared of the real thing. You seem confused. As usual...


Sweetie, you would have to have the real thing in the first place in order to be able to show it to me...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
I'll bust you on whatever the hell I feel like, Biotch!!!!!!!!!!


That's it! Cage Match! I'll bring the waffle iron, you get the Hispanic midget...


FUUUUUUUUUUUCK...





















Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
Who the fuck are the K-nutsons?


That's a good question. Let's ask Grimm.

GRIMM!!! GET ON THE DANG ROOF!!!



oh, sure, to watch the "meteor shower", no doubt.


I by "meteor shower" you mean--....ah, fuck it...we know where this goes...

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
You keep your limp slap - well your limp everything - away from me...


But, you told me you were scared of the real thing. You seem confused. As usual...


Sweetie, you would have to have the real thing in the first place in order to be able to show it to me...


Don't worry...I do.


My wife keeps it in her back pocket... \:\(

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
I'll bust you on whatever the hell I feel like, Biotch!!!!!!!!!!


That's it! Cage Match! I'll bring the waffle iron, you get the Hispanic midget...



you leave Denny out of this! he's a good man! A GOOD MAN!!!!!!

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
Who the fuck are the K-nutsons?


That's a good question. Let's ask Grimm.

GRIMM!!! GET ON THE DANG ROOF!!!



oh, sure, to watch the "meteor shower", no doubt.


I by "meteor shower" you mean--....ah, fuck it...we know where this goes...



I fix the cable?

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
I'll bust you on whatever the hell I feel like, Biotch!!!!!!!!!!


That's it! Cage Match! I'll bring the waffle iron, you get the Hispanic midget...


FUUUUUUUUUUUCK...





















LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear--I SWEAR--I forgot you were Hispanic! I was just saying funny random things! I swear to god it wasn't intentional! I wish it had been, it would've been even funnier...

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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
Who the fuck are the K-nutsons?


That's a good question. Let's ask Grimm.

GRIMM!!! GET ON THE DANG ROOF!!!



oh, sure, to watch the "meteor shower", no doubt.


I by "meteor shower" you mean--....ah, fuck it...we know where this goes...



I fix the cable?


You know my soul so well...

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
You keep your limp slap - well your limp everything - away from me...


But, you told me you were scared of the real thing. You seem confused. As usual...


Sweetie, you would have to have the real thing in the first place in order to be able to show it to me...


Don't worry...I do.


My wife keeps it in her back pocket... \:\(



Well, tonight's your first anniversary, so maybe she'll give it back to you for the night...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
Well, tonight's your first anniversary, so maybe she'll give it back to you for the night...


Oooooookay......how did YOU know that? Really?

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
I'll bust you on whatever the hell I feel like, Biotch!!!!!!!!!!


That's it! Cage Match! I'll bring the waffle iron, you get the Hispanic midget...


FUUUUUUUUUUUCK...





















LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear--I SWEAR--I forgot you were Hispanic! I was just saying funny random things! I swear to god it wasn't intentional! I wish it had been, it would've been even funnier...




Oh man, I actually thought you were referencing a photoshopped pic that Fred did once...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
Well, tonight's your first anniversary, so maybe she'll give it back to you for the night...


Oooooookay......how did YOU know that? Really?


I have a really good memory, hon.

Seriously, I have a knack for remembering dates.

Oh, and happy anniversary. ;\)



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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your memory astonishes me at times.

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No shit!! That actually made me want to look out the window. Paranoia!!

And, thanks Harls...

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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
your memory astonishes me at times.


You sound worried.



;\)



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
No shit!! That actually made me want to look out the window. Paranoia!!

And, thanks Harls...


So, will you lift the restraining order now?

And you're welcome. Hope it was a good one. \:\)



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
your memory astonishes me at times.


You sound worried.



;\)




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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
So, will you lift the restraining order now?


Well, the normal mention of " " is obviously required at this juncture...

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And you're welcome. Hope it was a good one. \:\)


Still is. We've been at an old B&B in North Carolina for the entire weekend. Eating, drinking, sex. Repeat. It's been awesome.

And here I am. She's asleep next to me, and I'm sitting here on the net with you guys. Thus is life.

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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
your memory astonishes me at times.


You sound worried.



;\)








;\)



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
So, will you lift the restraining order now?


Well, the normal mention of " " is obviously required at this juncture...

 Quote:
And you're welcome. Hope it was a good one. \:\)


Still is. We've been at an old B&B in North Carolina for the entire weekend. Eating, drinking, sex. Repeat. It's been awesome.

And here I am. She's asleep next to me, and I'm sitting here on the net with you guys. Thus is life.


All is as it should be then...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
So, will you lift the restraining order now?


Well, the normal mention of " " is obviously required at this juncture...

 Quote:
And you're welcome. Hope it was a good one. \:\)


Still is. We've been at an old B&B in North Carolina for the entire weekend. Eating, drinking, sex. Repeat. It's been awesome.

And here I am. She's asleep next to me, and I'm sitting here on the net with you guys. Thus is life.



nice.

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
your memory astonishes me at times.


You sound worried.



;\)








;\)




;\)

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
So, will you lift the restraining order now?


Well, the normal mention of " " is obviously required at this juncture...

 Quote:
And you're welcome. Hope it was a good one. \:\)


Still is. We've been at an old B&B in North Carolina for the entire weekend. Eating, drinking, sex. Repeat. It's been awesome.

And here I am. She's asleep next to me, and I'm sitting here on the net with you guys. Thus is life.



well done pro. have a good one...


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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Oh, you're tapping me on spelling? Come on. You're GRIMM!!! You can do better...

Besides, I'll call Newbie McKnutson anything I like.

Bitches!!*






do i still qualify as a newbie...?


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Oh I got the reference, and I don't need no stinking has-been cartoon to tell me Knutson is funny.

Bitches!



but you apparently do need to be told that it's K-nutson.

how far the mighty have fallen.



once the modship left it was all down hill from there...


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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mmmmmmm...... porn


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
He seems to have become mute, as well.

If I were still Mod, I'd headline this topic to get his attention.

Obviously, though, we're now in a Dark Era where Mods just don't care...


Presactly!


You learn my ways of modding well!

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I care!

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Nowie am talking to his peter again.

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
He seems to have become mute, as well.

If I were still Mod, I'd headline this topic to get his attention.

Obviously, though, we're now in a Dark Era where Mods just don't care...


Presactly!


You learn my ways of modding well!


Finally we agree on something, Welshie!



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