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 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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You leave my pillows out of this... but they're so...tempting...
Last edited by K-nutreturns; 2007-08-19 8:47 PM. Reason: nowie wants me to be white...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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"They're"...........you really are black, unlike Mr.Eloquenceday Perkins!
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That ain't right, Fred... 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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and it doesn't change the fact that they are harley dear...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Oh, and i like your edit reason above, BTW... heh
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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i wouldnt know... 
Oh, and i like your edit reason above, BTW... heh
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Of course I want him to be white.
I only want him to better himself!
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i wouldnt know... 
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you know what...?  sigh... i got nothin... 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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you know what...? sigh... i got nothin... give in to your anger. 
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you know what...? sigh... i got nothin... give in to your anger. nevar!!
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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you know what...? sigh... i got nothin... give in to your anger. nevar!! Give in to the power of the white side!
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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It shouldn't be that extreme a stretch for you, dude.
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I think he was asking you to part your butt cheeks so he can gain easy entry!
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I hate you.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I think he was asking you to part your butt cheeks so he can gain easy entry! pass
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all my life ive wanted to roll with my cousins to that parade. Now...not so much...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Join the parade if you am wanna get butt rapped.
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I know. I am. Really. And, I expect the following replies in this thread, in some form or fashion: - 1) Someone emulates Elisa and tells me I'm being "cranky" (10-to-1 odds it's Sneaky)
2) A Midol Alt appears, or someone mentions about it being my "time of the month" (12-to-1 on Rex)
3) Someone retorts "Lately?" (15-to-1 Knut has that "witty" gem ready to throw out)
4) Someone posts "Yeah?" (7-to-1 for Jaburg, depending on whether he gets here before JeffersonLA)
5) Someone yells "CUNT!" (Dead-even for the Welsh Cunt himself)
6) A bald joke within five posts (double-points if Nowhereman works it in the "Cunt!" post)
7) Someone says I need to get laid (no odds, because it's a generic response)
8) Someone posts "I'm sorry Pro. I hope you feel better. I know I always get pissy...." etc., etc. (Jerry, my money is on you)
9) The thread deteriorates into a back-and-forth running commentary with words like "playa", "pimp", "top rope", and "mentor" thrown about (Knut and Tim with dead-even odds)
10) The thread deteriorates into a back-and-forth running commentary about gay sex, and "Rob is gay", and the like (Hell, this one covers everyone from Grimm and Doc, to Nowhereman, Joe, and Rob himself)
11) The thread deteriorates into a back-and-forth running commentary about someone/everyone/no one wanting to get into Harley's pants (extra points in a "pics or stfu" graemlin is used)
12) Someone posts something here drunk (I'm looking at you, "Membership Page")
Yeah, I'm pissy. I'm edgy, and irritated. And, I don't know why. So, hopefully I'll just be able to contain it to this thread until the time passes. Of course, I think it IS time for my annual Rant thread about the state of the boards. That's usually a lot of fun to watch... I hate you. So, you still aint over this then.
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Sometimes, it's just art...  In response: - I'm not sure it's a foreboding, as much as it is a malaise.
Pretty much.
The anniversary was fantastic. However, I've still had this edgy irritation, and I don't know why.
No, the chicken salad always fucking rocks.
After that bridge collapse, I've tended to try and avoid them, you know?
I'm not even certain what a "Mojito" is, really. And, fuck Pensacola. I'm hoping I'll never have to go there again. Too hot. Sheesh.
She brings up some drunk possibilities, perhaps.
Nope, vagina is granule-free. I double-checked. And douched.
Was it a picture book?
If by "read", you mean "imagined having sex with", that doesn't surprise me. It disturbs me. But, doesn't surprise.
Impossible has two S's in it, Timothy. Just saying.
But can you put your legs behind your head?
Well-spoken, even.
The wisdom of the cavemen should always be heeded. Unless it's those annoying fucking Geico cavemen. Fuck those guys.
I'm not sure what "bound up" means. But, my "rant" from last year was my opinions about the state of the boards. It made people talk. I enjoyed it.
She's right.
I retired from Random Interviews when I turned modship over to Harley. You'll have to ask her to do them now.
Don't laugh, bitch. I've still got "never-before-seen" material safely saved on my laptop. Yeah...
It took this long for a hair joke? Shameful.
Are bald jokes really that funny in the 21st century? Seriously?
Stop stealing Ralph Wiggums material, Jerry.
Why is even money on me starting it? Why not Joe, or Knut, or any of the rest of the ones that bug her? When's the last time I said anything about that to her? Or, are you just pausing to interject because you like trying to tool on me?
Yeah? How is it funny if it's meaningless?
Nowhereman and Jaburg's photoshoppe skills can't be beaten. Now, everyone here PISS OFF!No, really. you've got some big fucking balls to make fun of the Geico cavemen you bald son of a bitch. rob is gay.....yeah?
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Sometimes, it's just art... In response: - I'm not sure it's a foreboding, as much as it is a malaise.
Pretty much.
The anniversary was fantastic. However, I've still had this edgy irritation, and I don't know why.
No, the chicken salad always fucking rocks.
After that bridge collapse, I've tended to try and avoid them, you know?
I'm not even certain what a "Mojito" is, really. And, fuck Pensacola. I'm hoping I'll never have to go there again. Too hot. Sheesh.
She brings up some drunk possibilities, perhaps.
Nope, vagina is granule-free. I double-checked. And douched.
Was it a picture book?
If by "read", you mean "imagined having sex with", that doesn't surprise me. It disturbs me. But, doesn't surprise.
Impossible has two S's in it, Timothy. Just saying.
But can you put your legs behind your head?
Well-spoken, even.
The wisdom of the cavemen should always be heeded. Unless it's those annoying fucking Geico cavemen. Fuck those guys.
I'm not sure what "bound up" means. But, my "rant" from last year was my opinions about the state of the boards. It made people talk. I enjoyed it.
She's right.
I retired from Random Interviews when I turned modship over to Harley. You'll have to ask her to do them now.
Don't laugh, bitch. I've still got "never-before-seen" material safely saved on my laptop. Yeah...
It took this long for a hair joke? Shameful.
Are bald jokes really that funny in the 21st century? Seriously?
Stop stealing Ralph Wiggums material, Jerry.
Why is even money on me starting it? Why not Joe, or Knut, or any of the rest of the ones that bug her? When's the last time I said anything about that to her? Or, are you just pausing to interject because you like trying to tool on me?
Yeah? How is it funny if it's meaningless?
Nowhereman and Jaburg's photoshoppe skills can't be beaten. Now, everyone here PISS OFF!No, really. you've got some big fucking balls to make fun of the Geico cavemen you bald son of a bitch. rob is gay.....yeah? Thank god for PJP! StupidgayCanadiansandyvagbaldwomansnamepotsmokingcunt!
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That's it! THAT'S IT!! FEED ME YOUR POWER!!
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This thread is fucking awesome. I had totally forgotten it. And, yeah, all those original odds still apply, really...
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Fuck the Geico Cavemen. They were never funny. Ever.
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I would give you an open handed slap in the face for that comment if we were face to face right now.
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Oooh, I am tingling at the thought of you two strapping lads face to face.
Lets dance!
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I would give you .27-cents change, in return. Because I can...
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....but it would be all pennies!!
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