RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Sports and Wrestling JLA's RAW review (08-27-2007)

Caught Carlito's Cabana...WWE continues to milk the Vince Mahon/bastard child segment for all its worth. Not interesting or entertaining in the slightest.

HHH comes out, multiple penis/cock "jokes"; he's boring as ever. You could round up a few 6th graders, and they could provide better, more mature writing than this garbage.

Fin.

This is the greatest RAW review ever!

2,000 points!

Actually, I found HHH and Carlito to be pretty funny in what you could tell was an angle they cant give two shits about!

In fact, the reaction HHH had to when Carlito spit apple in his face, and Carlitos reaction to "his sister" coming out, were classic!

Overall, the rest of Raw sucked.

The good matches were too short and the shitty matches were too long!

I forgot to mention that HHH looks a lot weaker now that he's off the roids ERRRRRRRRRRR decided to go for a more lean look...

I liked it. Sure, it wasn't great, but it had Cody Rhodes on, and The World's Greatest Tag Team lost (either get a personality or piss off). SUre, it wasn't a show tha twas all about wrestling matches, but if I wanted to see a lot of wrestling, I'd watch a 1PW DVD, not Raw.

Who gives a fuck if TWGTT has a personality or not.
When you can wrestle as good as them, who gives a fuck what they can do on a mic.

I agree. They're a solid heel tag team. My only complaint about this is that it sidetracked Benjamin's singles run and seems like a step back for him.

Benjamin has 10 times the talent of boring ass wastoids like HHH, Cena, and Khali...so guess who WWE is choosing to push right now?

That was partly Sheltons own fault.
Because he failed to develop mic skills and a distinct personality like Vince (and apparently Spamm) wanted, they felt the only way forward was to reteam him with Haas!

I say partly for two reasons:
1) We all know from watching Benoit, you dont need great mic skills to get over with the fans. Something WWE still fails to aknowledge.
2) The Sheltons mama angle did him absolutely no good!

True, the mama angle did no good, but it seems the 'E quickly realized that and dropped it, and he became the Terrell Owens-type heel, which I thought worked for him.

I have no idea who Terrell Owens is, but I think it didnt matter if he was a heel or face, they didnt need to worry about his mic skills, when he so obviously made up for any shortfalk there with his inring skills.
But as I say, WWE feels the only people they can puch, if they have no mic skills, and massive wankers like Khali, because they can give him a manager to do the talking for him.
Ok, so they sorta tried that route with mama, but that was just totally the wrong kind of manager for him.
As much as I cant stand her, what Shelton should have been given is a Sharmell type manager.