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Sadistikal Tag Match
Before a participate can be pinned or submit, they must bleed!
Joe Mama/Grimm vs. Ghost Hog/Johnny Evil

Grudge Match
Balls Nasty vs. Jade Dragon

Tag Match
Chewy Walrus/Killconey vs. West Side Rollers

Hotties Match
Harleykwin vs. Ariel

*Balls Nasty is standing in a training area backstage. He's wearing a karate gee. Instead of the black belt being tied, it is kept together with a giant, gaudy belt buckle. He is also, clearly, wearing cowboy boots. In front of him stands two Japanese men. One fairly old, the other in his twenties. Next to Nasty is a skinny white guy with a peach fuzz mustache and a NASCAR t-shirt.*

SWG: Okay, Balls, here he is. This is Yasuhiro Gima. He was the choreographer for the Louie Bastardo Productions presentation of a Louie Bastardo Film, Louie Bastardo's A Christmas Ninja. He also stood in for Jacob Marjuro, the ghost assassin.

BN: Oh yeah, I remember that one. That's where his ghost hand went into that guy's chest and he pulled out his lungs.

SWG: Yeah, that's the one. And this is his assistant. They're here to help you to get ready for Jade Dragon's karate mojo in tonight's match by showing you some of the basic moves and how to counter them.

BN: Well, let's get this started.

YG: First, we shall show you how to counter a punch with a simple toss.

*The assistant tries to punch Yasuhiro, who deftly moves out of the way, grabs his arm, and uses his body as leverage to flip him over to the ground. Yasuhiro then simulates a quick punch to the chest*

YG: Now, you try.

BN: Alright.

*The assistant tries to punch Balls. Nasty side steps and grabs the guy's arm. Nasty then slams a forearm into the guy's face, picks him up, Samoan drops him, and then begins raining punches down on his face. Skinny white guy and Yasuhiro stop Nasty.*

YG: No, no, no. Let's try something a little simpler. How about a simple leg sweep.

*Yasuhiro demonstrates a leg sweep with his woozy assistant and then motions for Nasty to duplicate. Balls walks up. The assistant is a little jumpy. Suddenly, Balls jabs a thumb into the assistant's eye and then hits a running bulldog.*

YG: No, no, no, Mr. Balls. That is not karate at all. Now, please, pay attention. I will now show you how to do a flip.

*Yasuhiro stands in front of the assistant, who is still rubbing his eye in pain, grabs his collar, falls back while bring up the foot, and uses it to flip the assistant over. When Yasuhiro signals for Nasty to try, the assistant begins to shake his head and argues in Japanese. Forcefully, Yasuhiro gets his assistant to stand in front of Balls.

Nasty grabs his collar just as Yasuhiro had done earlier. His foot began to come up as his body moved backwards. Instead of duplicating the move, Nasty kicked the assistant in the stomach. As the man doubled over in pain, Nasty pulled him in for a pile driver. Yasuhiro's assistant laid motionless on the mat as Nasty got to his feet.*

BN: Hell, this martial arts bullshit ain't that hard.

Marcum: Did you see that?! Balls Nasty mastered Karate in less than three minutes! I hope Jade Dragon saw that. Now he'll realize how terrible of a mistake he made when he went up against Balls Nasty.

Monroe: We'll be right back, ladies and gentlemen.

<Cut to the Cheapions' locker room, where Chewy Walrus and Killconey are being lectured while getting into their ring gear...>

Sweet Marlene: And don't let them dictate the pace of the match! You're every bit as good as they are! You earned a chance to face them, now it's time to earn a chance to face them with the title on the line.

Killconey:

SM:

KC:

Meeko: I know what you two are capable of. I know where you can take this faction. I remember a time when we held every single title in this promotion except for the Heavyweight belt.

SM: I appreciate the vote of confidence in the boys, but Sammitch is gone. And it'd be kind of hard to get to that point again with just the four of us.

Meeko: Sammitch is gone. But there'll be others in the future. And they'll learn to fight the way we fight and win the way we win. And together, we'll go straight to the top all over again.

SM: Do you really think we can get to that point, though? Do you really think we can go out there and capture every title but the Heavyweight?

Meeko: We could. But that wouldn't be enough to satisfy me.

Chewy Walrus:

Meeko: I believe that this core of talent has the ability to develop into one of the greatest factions the RDCW has ever seen. None of you may see it from here, but I do. I believe that if each of us gives absolutely everything we've got and more, in time we can and will win every single title.

SM:

CW:

KC:

CW:

KC: Farted.

CW:

<Fade to black...>

THE CHEESE-O-TRON SHOWS A MUFFLED DARKNESS UNTIL A CLOTH IS PULLED FROM THE CAMERA LENS. WE ARE OUTSIDE A PLAIN METAL DOOR LIKE ANY OTHER IN THE CHEESEDOME, BUT JOEY BILES FIDGETS NERVOUSLY OUTSIDE THIS ONE AS TWO BIG, DARK-SUITED KOREAN BOUNCERS ‘SUPERVISE’ HIM AND THE CAMERA CREW. THE DOOR FINALLY OPENS TO REVEAL A LARGE STORAGE ROOM ELABORATELY FURNISHED AS A MAKESHIFT DOJO.

JOEY BILES: Ummm... good... good evening, everyone. This is Joey Biles coming to you from... somewhere in the building. We’re here to speak with Jade Dragon... or at least with his interpreter. And here he is now. You’re... sorry, can’t pronounce it...

JIN: I am Jin Qing Zhi, and I speak for Jade Dragon.

JOEY: Yeah, we know. Is he still planning on fighting tonight? I mean, after seeing Balls Nasty learning all those fancy karate moves?

JIN: Is that what he was doing? Perhaps I could not see properly from camera angle.

JOEY: Yeah, aren’t you worried, man? Balls Nasty is tough!

THE CAMERA PANS TO THE LEFT TO REVEAL JADE DRAGON FACING OFF AGAINST A SPARRING PARTNER IN THE BACKGROUND.

JIN: Why should Jade Dragon be afraid? Balls Nasty is large and strong, correct. Balls Nasty has fighting experience... of sorts. But were you watching last week?

JOEY: Yeah, but we’re still not really sure what we saw.

JIN: With sharp enough axe, one only needs proper technique to cut down even mighty trees.

BEHIND JIN, JADE DRAGON AND HIS OPPONENT EXCHANGE A DIZZYING FLURRY OF LIGHTNING-QUICK MOVES AND COUNTER-MOVES.

JIN: The hands of Jade Dragon, the feet of Jade Dragon, these are like sharp axes. They are sharpened with years of training, devotion, and patience.

JOEY: Yeah, but this isn’t MMA fighting. This is wrestling. They’re not fighting for points or anything. What difference does all that stuff make in this setting?

JADE DRAGON SLIDES INTO A DIFFERENT STANCE, DUCKS UNDER A SPINNING KICK, AND UNLEASHES A SPINNING MOVE OF HIS OWN.

JIN: Sun Tzu say ‘Know your enemy’. If the fighter know his enemy and also himself, he can predict and counter anything. If this happen, size and brute strength and anger can work against a man, not for him. The greatest strength is not in the body.

JOEY: But dude, all Balls Nasty’s gotta do is kick him in the head and...

JIN: You have learned nothing.

JIN NODS TO THE BOUNCERS.

JIN: We are finished here. Goodbye, Mister Biles.

THE BOUNCERS ‘ESCORT’ JOEY AND THE CAMERA CREW TO THE DOOR AND BACK INTO THE HALLWAY BEFORE COVERING THE CAMERA LENS AGAIN.

Backstage we see the WSR preparing for their match. J is seen in the background helping Schwartz with the title bealts when Robin Lucious comes for an interview...


RL: BPT. How are you feeling? Do you think you're coming back from injury too soon?

BPT: (chuckles) No im not worried about any of that. I feel good and I'm ready to roll

RL: The last time you faced these two your win was questioned. Is that going to be in your thoughts tonight as you go out there?

K: Hell yeah it will. We havent forgotten what doc said and we're ready to show the RDCW that we. dont. cheat. What we do is kick ass. I hope that Chewy and Kilconney are 100% because I dont want there bitch asses to have any excuses tonight.

BPT: Thats right! That top rope got a little lonely while I was gone so im gonna have to feed it some new bodies tonight!

Mike Monroe: Fans, earlier today we received this video marked “Message to Paragon.” We’ve been wondering about it’s contents all day and now we have finally received word that it’s suitable for airing. Let’s go to the video!

The video opens with a scene of Ghost Hog, sitting on the floor of a dark hallway. He is rocking back and forth and mumbling. He seems to take no notice of the camera. Finally he speaks loud enough to hear.

“Cuntspiracy. . .the conspiracy again runs against me, for the annointed of Paragon, the Champion of nothing, Joe Mama has now turned against me. And as I sit here, I must ask myself: Why? Why did Schwartz leave? Why does Grimm think I'm a loser? Why am I beset on all sides by everyone including Joe Mama?

There is only one answer. Cuntspiracy. The cuntspiracy of dunces that surrounds Paragon in this parody of the RDCW. A Cuntspiracy masterminded and designed to keep Joe Mama in power as a paper champion. The West Side Rollers are Paragon’s enforcers, in league with Joe Mama. All annointed by Paragon. Protected by him.

Captain Sammitch was driven away. His allies repeatedly injured. Why? Cuntspiracy. They fell from Paragon’s favor. Perhaps they were not willing to do his dirty work. Perhaps they didn’t like the script he wrote for them to follow. Cuntspiracy. It runs deep.

Just take a look at this.”

The video footage changes to a scene of Paragon standing in a hallway with the West Side Rollers. We see Paragon handing a sum of cash to Big Pimp Tim, who nods and takes the money before pocketing it. He smiles and says something before the group walks away. Paragon turns, a satisfied look on his face, and walks in the opposite direction.

The camera cuts back to Ghost Hog, still sitting in the hallway. He continues to speak.

“And just what did happen to PenWing? How was Nowhereman driven from power? And the Doctor? How did Paragon rise to power so quickly? And who benefits most?

Rob Kamphausen. Follow the money. The so-called Championship Committee is nothing more than a thinly veiled shadow cabinet of Kamphausen and Paragon’s choosing. A group of yesmen and jobbers willing to give up their integrity for money and prostitutes so that Kamphausen can claim “plausible deniability” over Paragon’s corrupt regime.

Cuntspiracy. For what I did to Paragon last week, I am contractually forced into this Sadistikal match. For Paragon’s vengeance and amusement. I do not care. Joe Mama will bleed. No rest. . .no rest. . .until everyone cries havok. . .and the Hog of War is unleashed.”

The tape ends.

Monroe: What the hell. . .did you see that?

MarcuM: Paragon was definitely giving the Rollers a pay off in that video!

Monroe: What does this mean? Was Ghost Hog right all along? Is there a Cuntspiracy afoot in the RDCW?

MarcuM: It's starting to look that way!

Havok continues as "Lords of Salem" plays and Harleykwin leads Grimm down to ringside. The pair enter the ring as Grimm is handed a mic and begins to speak.

"So I got a little tired of waiting.

Waiting for pre-taped promos and video packages of people not willing to come down to the ring and do a REAL promo! Waiting for the Cheapions to stop hiding behind the skirts of their managers. Waiting for the Bay City Rollers to stop pretending that they don't want to be the tag team champions and actually do something! Waiting for the Otaku to break away from their latest indepth discussion of this week's Naruto long enough to realize what I'm going to do to Johnny Evil tonight. Waiting for Joe Mama to wake up from his afternoon nap and pull himself out of his La-Z-Boy and get in the ring again. In short, waiting for the VIOLENCE!!!! to begin again.

I'm here in the ring right now. I'm ready to go. I don't want to wait for the "top of the hour" and main event time. Anybody who's got the sack, come out here right now and get a little preview of what's gonna happen later tonight!"

Grimm tosses down the mic and stands in the ring, defiantly as Harleykwin grins wickedly behind him.

The crowd is clearly behind Grimm in their impatience. There is grumbling and a few attempts to start various chants. But for several moments, nothing happens. There appears to be some movement from the back. And then...

PYROTECHNICS!!!

A full array of explosions go off at the top of the ramp as "Faded" blasts out over the speakers. The fans that aren't completely stunned by the display are cheering wildly, insanely.

Marcum: HOLY SHIT!!!

Monroe: Joe Mama sure felt like making an appearance tonight!

Joe Mama walks down the ramp and enters the ring. He stops in front of Grimm, who is still annoyed, smiles, and then walks over to Harleykwin. The look on her face hasn't changed a bit. He holds out his hand and she gives him a microphone. Joe Mama waits for the music and the sounds of fans and pyro alike before speaking.

JM: Y'know, Grimm, you big spooky prick, you could've just nudged me a little. I wake up pretty easily.

Grimm: What the hell was all that crap? Who'd you pay off to get all that?

JM: (Looking "innocent") Huh? But...I thought that all belonged to you. (Glances "innocently" at Harley) You mean that's not your pyro display?

Grimm: Funny guy...is there anything of interest you want to talk about?

JM: As a matter of fact, yes. First of all, I hate you, you giant ugly fucker. When this alliance is over, I'm going to take great pleasure in ending your career. Secondly, I'm still mad at you for lying to me during my match with what's-his-name...

Grimm: Krazed.

JM: Yeah...whatever. You owe me an apology. And, thirdly...

JM spins towards the camera, the mask of joviality melts into one of pure hatred.

JM: Ghost Hog, I can forgive you for puking on me last week. I'm a college grad. I was in a fraternity. Heavy drinking and puking on one another was just part of a normal weekend back in the day. And I'm not even mad about you blindsiding me with a chair. This is still, at last check, a wrestling promotion. Chairshots happen, particularly when the one taking the shot is a miserable, washed-up, no-talent jobber like you Ghost Hog. You can't bumble your way up the rankings, so you jockey for a match the only way you know how. Again, not surprising to me. But you managed to annoy the HELL outta me with THIS display:

The Cheese-O-Tron comes alive with footage from last week's match. Ghost Hog is kneeling in from of a terrified, dressed as Heidi, Penny. He's crying and drooling and begging "Heidi" to come back to him.

JM: Very manly, Ghost Hog. That was bad enough. But THIS...THIS is inexcusable!!!

The footage on the Cheese-O-Tron changes to what looks like a hand-held camera moving towards a dumpster. A hand appears and opens the flaps to reveal Tiffany sitting in garbage, drunkenly babbling to a mannequin that looks uncomfortably like Heidi Schwartz.

Tiffany: Don' fhreaten me wif a goo' tiiiiiiiiiiiime!

JM: A REAL DOLL, Ghost Hog! You had a Real Doll made form Heidi's likeness! Do you know how sick that is? Do you have the faintest clue of what that says about you as a man...no, no, as a human being?!? How much did you spend for that abomination, Ghost Hog, and how are you prepared to deal with the fact that you've violated the RDCW's policy towards copyright infringement AND use of a person's likeness? You've got a LOT to answer for, Ghost Hog...

Monroe: But what about...?

Marcum:

Grimm: Dude...are you gonna do something about Tiffany? I mean, that's wrong even by MY standards!

JM: (Momentarily breaks kayfabe) Oh, no worries, man. That's pretty much where I found her back in Chicago. She'll dry up enough to get out of there and catch a bus back. You'd be surprised how much she's made from Rock Of Love and appearances...

(Back into character)

Tonight, Ghost Hog, I'm going to hurt you bad! I'm not even thinking about winning this match, I just want to put you out of your misery! You are a fucking BLIGHT on this promotion! You are an embarrassment to wrestling in general. Why don't you just retire? Or, at worst, go join the WWE - I'm sure they're looking for a shitty wrestler who can puke on demand. Hell, maybe everyone will get lucky and you'll follow the last one's career path!

Grimm: Dude...

JM: What, too soon?

Ghost Hog, when you enter this ring with me tonight, just know that you're facing off against the only person who DOESN'T pity you. The only man who sees you for what you are: a disgusting, booze-soaked never-was who doesn't deserve the opportunity to be destroyed by the RDCW's most dominant competitor! Let others talk about "getting you the help you need." Tonight, Ghost Hog, you're getting what you deserve...

And Johnny Evil? Don't think for a second that our past alliance somehow exempts you from what's to come. My business is with Ghost Hog, but if you take a step into the ring with me, I'll beat you bad. And then I'll throw you to this man! I'm sure the monster Grimm is just DYING to pay you back for the last few weeks! Aren't you, big man?

(Grimm finally smiles, a horrible promise of the carnage to come. He nods. Harleykwin is beaming at her men's intensity.)

JM: Boys, be prepared for the reckoning. Tonight, in this ring, HELL is coming to the RDCW! You want violence?!?

(Turns to the crowd) You want violence?!?

(The crowd cheers. Joe Mama turns to Grimm) You want violence?!?

(Grimm and Harley nod. The gleam in their eyes speaks of horrors and atrocities)

Then LET THERE BE VIOLENCE!!!

Joe Mama slams the microphone on to the mat as "Faded" starts up again. He takes a moment to acknowledge the crowd, and then rushes over to stand in front of Grimm. The two are practically nose-to-nose, shouting in each other's face as an ecstatic Harleykwin looks on. Then they break the "face down" and walk towards the ropes. Harleykwin widens then to let her men through. They glance at each other and Joe Mama motions "after you." Grimm leaves the ring as Joe Mama takes a moment to look over the crowd, grimace, and drag his thumb across his throat. The crowd goes wild as he leave the ring and the trio head to the back.

Monroe: Strong words from the Champion. It looks like he and Grimm are on the same damned page!

Marcum: Are they...Monroe, do they look like they're...actually getting along???

Monroe & Marcum: *shudder*

Hotties Match
Harleykwin vs. Ariel

The mistress of jest defeated the queen of the Otaku after a Ha-Ha-Hangover (450 splash) following a botched attempt at interference by BFE! Ariel missed her infamous Jiggle Counter move much to the chagrin of the fans (and Madman MarcuM!) allowing Harleykwin to get the win!

Tag Match
Cheapions vs. West Side Rollers

Still nursing a grudge from last week’s ringside battle, both teams charged in swinging, with Big Pimp Tim and Chewy Walrus facing off to start the match. Both fighters exchanged some solid contact, but Tim’s speed prevented Chewy from pressing his strength advantage, and vice versa. After reaching a stalemate, more or less, BPT tagged Krazed in as Chewy tagged Killconey...

Monroe: This should be interesting...

Marcum: An interesting ass-kicking by Krazed!

The high-flyers Killconey and Krazed proved to be just as evenly matched, with a slight strength advantage to Krazed and a slight speed advantage to Killconey. But before this matchup could bog down into another stalemate, Sweet Marlene and Heidi Schwartz began shouting at each other across the ring! Meeko tried to hold Marlene back as J restrained Schwartz, but eventually the rival Hotties broke free and began laying into each other at ringside!

Monroe: Uh oh! Here we go again!

Marcum: I know!

As the ringside fight continued, Krazed got in a few solid hits that staggered Killconey for a moment. It was all Krazed needed to climb the turnbuckle and nail Killconey with a Frequent Flyer!

Monroe: Wow! Did you see that?

Marcum: I’m sorry, are they fighting over there?

Monroe:

Krazed went for the cover, but Killconey kicked out after a one-count. Undeterred, Krazed grappled with Killconey and maneuvered him into the Clincher!

Marcum: Oh, look! Killconey’s gonna tap out!

Killconey fought to break free but couldn’t. He rolled over and pounded on the mat... but Lothar was distracted by the escalating violence at ringside! Krazed shouted again and again to get Lothar’s attention, but it didn’t do him any good. Just as Lothar turned around, Chewy slipped into the ring and broke up the hold...

Marcum: Hey! He can’t do that!

Monroe: Like it’s never been done before...

Krazed hurriedly tagged BPT back in as Killconey tagged Chewy while struggling back to his corner. The two heavyweights went at each other again as Krazed and Killconey took a moment to catch their breath... before rushing over and joining the fight between Sweet Marlene and Heidi Schwartz...

Monroe: I’m feeling some definite déja vu here...

Marcum: You can say that again!

With a concerted effort, Big Pimp Tim slung Chewy Walrus into the ropes, but Chewy recovered on the rebound and hit Tim with a Walrus Wallop! Tim hit the mat hard, but quickly struggled back to his feet before Chewy could go on the offensive. He recovered in time to block a hard right from Chewy and countered with a low blow! As Chewy staggered back, BPT paused, distracted by Schwartz’s hollering at ringside. J and Meeko were trying unsuccessfully to separate the four fighters battling it out near the announcer’s table, and Sweet Marlene and Killconey were double-teaming Krazed as Schwartz tried and failed to pry them off...

Marcum: That’s the kind of collective frustration you only get from married life!

Monroe:

Big Pimp Tim turned and took a few steps toward the far corner of the ring, shouting at Krazed to man up and defend himself. He turned around just in time for Chewy Walrus to level him with the Walrus Tusk!

Marcum: !

This time, Lothar was right there as Chewy went for the cover and the pin. James White rang the bell, which pulled Krazed, Killconey, Sweet Marlene, and Heidi Schwartz away from their ringside brawl long enough for the Rollers to become outraged at the match’s outcome, and the fighting resumed in earnest. As Big Pimp Tim rolled around woozily in the ring, Chewy Walrus slid beneath the ropes and headed toward the fight, but security intervened before he could get there and began prying the two livid factions apart...

Monroe: Another controversial match! Another brawl at ringside! The tension between the West Side Rollers and the Cheapions has exploded into an all-out war as these two factions are heading for a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match for the tag title at Halloween Handjobs! Stay tuned!

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Grudge Match
Balls Nasty vs. Jade Dragon

Jade Dragon made his way to the ring without any entrance music, slipped into the ring, and waited...

Monroe: This promises to be a very interesting match. Jade Dragon, a man of few words, looking surprisingly calm in the ring as he awaits Balls Nasty...

Marcum: Maybe he finally realized he’s going to get his ass kicked one way or the other!

‘Bad Company’ played as Balls Nasty stormed down the ramp to the ring...

Monroe: And here comes a very serious-looking Balls Nasty! I’ll say it again – this match is going to be very interesting. Jade Dragon, definitely the underdog in this contest. Balls Nasty possesses a major size and strength advantage...

Marcum: And he’s about to use it! Hold onto your seat, Mike Monroe!

James White rang the bell and the match was under way. Balls Nasty and Jade Dragon circled one another warily, both looking reluctant to charge in...

Monroe: Jade Dragon is obviously respecting that size and strength advantage, but Balls Nasty just looks like he doesn’t know what to expect!

Marcum: I don’t know why! Earlier tonight Balls Nasty mastered karate in just a few minutes!

Finally, Balls Nasty charged in with a hard right-hand! Jade Dragon took the punch and rolled with it, maintaining his balance and countering with several quick jabs of his own. Balls Nasty swung again, but this time Jade Dragon deflected the blow and hit Balls with a muay thai knee strike to the midsection! Balls staggered back, staying on his feet but obviously somewhat winded by the impact. The two went back to circling each other again...

Monroe: A couple big hits, and both men are again sizing each other up...

Marcum: We could be here all night!

Balls Nasty landed a few hard punches, then demonstrated his superior strength by getting a grip on Jade Dragon and tossing him back across the ring! Jade Dragon landed flat on the mat but quickly sprang back up. Balls Nasty grabbed him again and whipped him toward the ropes, then set up for a Tavernsmasher, but Jade Dragon leapt into the middle rope, then backflipped off it, delivering a flying kick to Balls Nasty’s midsection!

Monroe: What a fearless high-flying move! It’s impossible to tell what’s going on behind that dragon mask of his!

Marcum: It’s an unfair advantage!

With Balls Nasty off balance, Jade Dragon hit him with a quick flurry of tae kwon do strikes, then finished off with a muay thai elbow strike! Balls Nasty was dazed, but he managed to get in a kick to Jade Dragon’s midsection, then grabbed him to whip him into the ropes again. Jade Dragon reversed and slung Balls into the ropes instead, then on the rebound, ducked to the side and delivered a leg-sweep, sending Balls Nasty flying into Lothar!

Marcum: Whoa!

Monroe: Lothar could be out cold!

Balls Nasty recovered and blocked another kick from Jade Dragon, then hit him with a low blow and executed a Tavernsmasher! Not yet satisfied, Balls picked Jade Dragon up and went for a Camero Cut, but Jade Dragon reversed in mid-air and broke free! Not taking any chances, Balls Nasty grabbed Jade Dragon again and slammed him back to the mat, then went for the cover, but Lothar was still lying on the mat, either dazed or unconscious.

Marcum: Lothar’s not counting! He’s still on the mat and he’s really slow to get back up!

Balls Nasty shouted at Lothar, but there was no response. Furious, Balls got up, jerked Jade Dragon to his feet, and slung him into the ropes again, but rather than set him up for the Camero Cut again, Balls grabbed him in a chokehold, then with his other hand went for the mask...

Monroe: Balls Nasty is attempting to unmask Jade Dragon!

Marcum: Why bother? He’s obviously nobody good enough to beat him!

But before Jade Dragon could be unmasked, he nailed Balls Nasty in the gut with another knee strike! Balls dropped him and staggered back, and Jade Dragon drilled him with a devastating spinning tae kwon do kick to the jaw!

Monroe: BUHGAWB!

Balls Nasty rolled out of the ring and collapsed to the arena floor...

Monroe: Now Balls Nasty looks to be heavily concussed!

Lothar finally got to his feet and tried to assess the situation. Seeing Balls Nasty lying prone on the arena floor, he began counting to ten...

Marcum: Lothar’s counting Balls Nasty out!

Balls Nasty stirred but couldn’t gather himself to his feet. Lothar reached the ten-count, and James White rang the bell...

Monroe: Unbelievable! Jade Dragon has defeated Balls Nasty!

Marcum: Damn right it’s unbelievable! Balls Nasty had him beaten! This is a travesty!

Jade Dragon made his way up the ramp, but Balls Nasty finally got to his feet and grabbed a microphone from James White...

Balls Nasty: Wait just one motherfuckin’ second!

Jade Dragon stops at the top of the ramp.

Balls Nasty: You’re one lucky little sumbitch, Dragon. You know that? We both know I kicked your ass just now!

Jade Dragon doesn’t respond...

Balls Nasty: This is horseshit! Balls looks at Lothar... And you know it! I want a rematch, dammit! And I don’t care who I have to go through to get it, I’m gonna have your ass on a platter at Halloween Handjobs! You hear me? And your luck’s run out! No count-outs! No disqualifications! You got that? You better say your prayers, Dragon!

‘Bad Company’ plays again as Balls Nasty gets to his feet, glaring at the departing Jade Dragon...

Monroe: What a match! And these two still aren’t finished! Balls Nasty has demanded a rematch at Halloween Handjobs, with no count-outs and no disqualifications! Balls Nasty is hellbent on destroying Jade Dragon! Where will this end?

Sadistikal Tag Match
before a participant can be pinned or submit, they must be bleeding
Joe Mama/Grimm vs. Ghost Hog/Johnny Evil

*Johnny Evil entered the arena first, as The Otaku remained backstage by the referee's order. As Evil entered the ring, a slightly less drunk than last week Ghost Hog made his way down to join his partner in the ring. Ghost Hog sullenly slumped down in a corner of the ring as Evil smirked at the crowd.

"Fistful of Demons" then cued up as Joe Mama and Grimm stormed down to ringside and slid into the ring in tandem and began brawling with their opponents! The match soon turned into a wild affair as all four competitors fought out into the crowd and all through the arena! All four men bled profusely and displayed crimson masks well into the match!

Joe Mama produced Loosy and began to bludgeon Ghost Hog with the barbed wire bat as GH retreated further backstage. Grimm chased Johnny Evil back down to ringside, where El Superbeasto appeared, chair in hand!

Superbeasto swung at Grimm, who ducked out of the way as Evil took the full on chair shot to the head! Grimm hit Superbeasto with a low kick, grabbed the chair from him and blasted the Giant Luchadore with it, knocking him off of the apron and to the ground!

Grimm then turned towards his former tag partner and set up for the Triple 6 Bomb! Grimm made the pin as Lothar counted the fall! "Fistful of Demons" played again as Grimm celebrated in the ring!

Backstage, Ghost Hog and Joe Mama continued battering each other with whatever they could find! At one point, JM nailed Ghost Hog with his own Schwartz real doll! The two fought out into the parking lot before they were finally separated by security!

Back in the arena, Johnny Evil and El Superbeasto were arguing as The Otaku attempted to separate them, but Superbeasto kept shoving them away! The two stood nose to nose screaming at each other.

Grimm made his way back out with a mic.

Grimm: "Hey! Hey, I just wanted to say that I'm not done with you two bastards yet! I got a little piece of revenge tonight. . .just a little piece. . .but I want more. At Halloween Handjobs. . .I want Johnny Evil over there *pointing to one corner* and I want El Superbeasto over there *pointing to another corner* in a three way match. But not just any three way match. I want to take you two bozos down into the depths of Hell with me! I want to take you. . .INTO THE MOUTH OF MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!"

*End Havok*