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I am happy to report that I am currently writing this via my Playstation 3. It's my first experience using a game console to troll for porn and gay jokes here at Rob's.
A new era dawns for all lazy bastards. Like You.
And myself.
And Pro. Who is typing this for me.
See? Lazy.
Fuck off.
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle
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Haha! Pro is cross's bitch!
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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But how does he get internet out in the middle of the ocean?
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Haha! Pro is cross's bitch! ....what? Please try and make sense. Thanks. You're moving up the ladder of "Yes Men", Jeremy. You may even bump Phil from the top spot soon. Congrats.
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Dude, cross made you his secretary.
I'll wait for your response when you're done making his coffee.
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OH! Okay, seriously I get it now. I honestly (no sarcasm or joke intended) didn't get it at first. It's the "typing" bit from the first post, right? Yeah, with a console/PS3 browser you have the option of either using the controller to peck out each single letter on a virtual keyboard, OR, you can hook up a USB keyboard to the console. Since he was sitting with the controller, I got up and grabbed the keyboard. I type a shitload faster than him (and anyone else on this board...HA!), so I just went ahead and let him dictate the post to me. So, yeah, that's cool. I was, indeed, his secretary. Now....do you like cream and sugar? 
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Its good to know your place.
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...don't push it, cunt... 
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You're moving up the ladder of "Yes Men", Jeremy. You may even bump Phil from the top spot soon. Congrats. You just can't not talk about me! 
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he must be an awesome person
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You're moving up the ladder of "Yes Men", Jeremy. You may even bump Phil from the top spot soon. Congrats. Part of me wants to say "thanks", part of me wants to say "fuck off!". I'm torn.
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he must be an awesome person You'd be surprised.
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You are an artist at creating posts equal parts cliche' and incomprehensible... Part of me wants to say "thanks", part of me wants to say "fuck off!". I'm torn. Let me know how it turns out...
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I type a shitload faster than him who doesn't? (and anyone else on this board...HA!), nope.
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"I will SCHOOL you with my crazy bird-fingers, man!! You're going down Grimm!! Down TOWN!!" - ::The two stalwart 70's students begin their super-groovy type-off contest, fingers flying furiously...Pro with his high-collars and platform kicks...Grimm, his afro and Black Panther medallion. ::
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bow chikka bow chikka bow chikka bow!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mah wikkid guitar riff theme and bad asssssssssss outfit will bring you to your knees, man!
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::Pro pops his DOOBIE BROTHERS 8-Track in the player, and turns on the lava lamp::
"I'm going to take you down like The Man you are, Grimmflower!"
::Everyone pauses to make sure no one thought what he said referred to homosexual encounters. Satisfied that everyone did, the two continued their furious typing::
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"Try this on for size!" *Grimm rips apart his outfit to reveal an improbably concealed Harlem Globetrotters uniform! As the Globetrotters theme begins to play, Grimm reaches into his afro and pulls out a basketball, dribbling up and down the street as his limbs elongate to keep Pro away from the ball! "I'm gonna SLAM DUNK you into the next century!" 
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::Immediately Pro whips out his massive.....peace medallion! The flickering reflections of light flash before Grimm's eyes, throwing off his wild coordination::
"I'm just staying alive, staying alive!" Pro sings, his hips thrusting like mad sexual pistons of legend.
"GROOVY!!"
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*The glittering disco ball medallion flares brightly into Grimm's eyes as he recoils, his skin transmuting and turning darker and hairier as his eyes glow red and leather wings sprout from his shoulderblades.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Grimm's wings begin flapping as he takes to the air, circling Pro's wildly gesticulating, leisure suited form. Pro whips out a comb and as he begins running it across his own head, a slicked back pompadour appears on top of his head as if by magic. Pro smiles as his gleaming teeth match the rays of his medallion.
Grimm circles back around, his wings beating in almost perfect tune with the music and Pro's thrusting hips. Spinning back through the air in a mad dive, Grimm spits out a burst of flame encircling Prometheus and dives back in preparation for his next move.
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thedoctor takes away Grimm's beer and Pro's pain meds.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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thedoctor takes away Grimm's beer and Pro's pain meds. we have a winner!
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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im in the union... 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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too bad I live in a "right to work" region of the country. still fired.
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dangit! Well, it was a good run...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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thedoctor takes away Grimm's beer and Pro's pain meds.  You used to be cool, man!
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yeah that was a bit harsh
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i miss the meds
oh and grimm, i hate you, i really do.
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Do you get lower sale tax on consoles with Internet connection, like in some Asian countries? (Computers have lower taxation than video games, but a console with functions of a PC may count as a computer as far as some countries' tax authorities are concerned.)
"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller
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"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!"
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Sales taxes are determined by the states. The US federal government doesn't have a sales tax. Those taxes are, generally, across the board; though most states give exemptions to groceries.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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I see, no lower price for cross. Thanks thedoctor.
"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller
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"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!"
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