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Don't you guys agree?

I mean Sesame Street for years has corrupted the minds of little kids throughout the world and has never received and punishment.

What's up with that?

It's about time someone step up and kick the crap out of Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch.

Here is just a short list of some of the Muppets' crimes:

BIG BIRD - Solicitates outside of apartments, built a nest on private property.

OSCAR THE GROUCH - Resides in a trash can that is city property, goes into fits and yells at passerbys.

ELMO - Uses and sells illegal drugs.

CO0KIE MONSTER - Has repeatedly broken into Hooper's Market and stolen tons of cookies, attacked a baker carrying a batch of cookies to starving children, attacked a little girl who asked for a cookie.

There are many other crimes that I will go into later. If you see a member of Sesame Street commit a crime report it here immediatly and help build up the case against them so that Attorney General John Asscroft will be able to prosecute these puppet monsters!!

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Warren likes sesame street. chicken printer.

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I think sesame street is hilarious. I love seeing how many different disabilities and races in one shot. And the overacting badly singing children are always funny.

I forgot to say that I babysit so thats why I see sesame street.

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I wouldn't ay it corrupts their minds. It'll definately hold them back a few grades no question.

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I forgot to say that I babysit so thats why I see sesame street.

Sure JQ, suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

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uh, whose JQ?

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uh, whose JQ?

You should know...JOSE QUESADA! duh duh duuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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You should know...JOSE QUESADA! duh duh duuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Don't you guys agree?


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There's a muppet with aids!!!!!!!!!
When did that happen?????????
Do they still let Burt and Ernie have "special" sleeping arrangments?

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BREAKING NEWS

SESAME STREET MUPPETS KILL CREATOR

By Guy Haly
Associated Press

Early Monday morning, police revealed to the public that three unidentified citizens of Sesame Street attacked and killed their creator Jim Henson.

Officials said that what started out as a "drug deal gone wrong" quickly turned into "a crime scene with feathers, fur and blood."

NYPD Captain Jerry Sickle explained that there were several items of drug paraphenilia found at the crime scene.

"We found several syringes, bongs and other items used to take drugs. We also were able to find some blood that didn't match that of the victims. We are analyzing this at our lab."

"Ve're all just so shocked," said Muppet spokesman, The Count. "Mr. Henson is leaving THREE – One, two, three children. Hahaha!! THREE!!!"

In a related story, NYPD officials have also said that while searching the apartment of Bert and Ernie, they found a death threat against puppet master, Frank Oz.

More information will be provided as it becomes available.


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Gah! They've gone too far!! :lol: :lol:

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I read somwhere that Yoda and Kermit are gay lovers and had an orgy with Bert and Ernie!!!

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quote:
Originally posted by Marco Hunt:
Don't you guys agree?

I mean Sesame Street for years has corrupted the minds of little kids throughout the world and has never received and punishment.

What's up with that?

It's about time someone step up and kick the crap out of Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch.

Here is just a short list of some of the Muppets' crimes:

BIG BIRD - Solicitates outside of apartments, built a nest on private property.

OSCAR THE GROUCH - Resides in a trash can that is city property, goes into fits and yells at passerbys.

ELMO - Uses and sells illegal drugs.

CO0KIE MONSTER - Has repeatedly broken into Hooper's Market and stolen tons of cookies, attacked a baker carrying a batch of cookies to starving children, attacked a little girl who asked for a cookie.

There are many other crimes that I will go into later. If you see a member of Sesame Street commit a crime report it here immediatly and help build up the case against them so that Attorney General John Asscroft will be able to prosecute these puppet monsters!!

LAter...

You could send a hitman after them, that would teach those muppets to behave [mwah hwah haa]

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What about the Fraggles then???

I love the Fraggles [biiiig grin]

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Quote:

Marco Hunt said:
Don't you guys agree?

I mean Sesame Street for years has corrupted the minds of little kids throughout the world and has never received and punishment.

What's up with that?

It's about time someone step up and kick the crap out of Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch.

Here is just a short list of some of the Muppets' crimes:

BIG BIRD - Solicitates outside of apartments, built a nest on private property.

OSCAR THE GROUCH - Resides in a trash can that is city property, goes into fits and yells at passerbys.

ELMO - Uses and sells illegal drugs.

CO0KIE MONSTER - Has repeatedly broken into Hooper's Market and stolen tons of cookies, attacked a baker carrying a batch of cookies to starving children, attacked a little girl who asked for a cookie.

There are many other crimes that I will go into later. If you see a member of Sesame Street commit a crime report it here immediatly and help build up the case against them so that Attorney General John Asscroft will be able to prosecute these puppet monsters!!

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<img src="http://www.bertisevil.tv/img/sesamestreet-gang.jpg" alt=" - " />




That's obviously a fake. None of them even have eyebrows except for Bert. Maybe those hacks should go work for DC an--

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According to the caption, it happened on a Wednesday!!!

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On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
And she said "leave this one alone"
She could tell right away
That I was bad to the bone

Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
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I broke a thousand hearts
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Before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
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Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad
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Bad to the bone

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I make a rich woman beg
I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush
And make a young woman squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
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And when I walk the streets
Kings and Queens step aside
Every woman I meet
They all stay satisfied
I wanna tell ya pretty baby
Well Ya see I make my own
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
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