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The Pig. That way URG can am rape hims avatar every night!


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Some days urg makes me proud to be his friend. Then there are the days that he steals my beer and fucks my woman. Somedays he gets that backwards.-Lothar

"Those were good days. Sitting around the campfires, eating dinosaur meat, and clubbing our wimmens in the head. I dream of those days sometimes. When Urg would make speeches and lead us to victory over the neighboring tribes. Good days, man. Good days." -Grimm
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Neither.

I like my slaves to bring me my beer, not drink it all before it gets to me.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
Neither.

I like my slaves to bring me my beer, not drink it all before it gets to me.


I'm sure either would leave you the two beers it takes to get you wasted.

I'll pick Grimm. High comedy potential. Low bogart-the-beer threat. And he's generous with buying rounds.


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama


I'm sure either would leave you the two beers it takes to get you wasted.


I'm up to three now........bastard.

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I'll pick Grimm. High comedy potential. Low bogart-the-beer threat. And he's generous with buying rounds.


have you ever been in a voice chat with an extremely drunk pig iron?


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i pick harley


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

I'll pick Grimm. High comedy potential. Low bogart-the-beer threat. And he's generous with buying rounds.


I'm sold, I pick Grimm. Then Knut to make him feel better about himself.

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Prolly Grimm. I think he's the only one that has gotten close to tapping Harley so I'd want to hear the stories and live vicariously thru him....


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pig iron, i know grimm will still the beer. and drink it, and then pass out before he does my bidding


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 Originally Posted By: rex
Neither.

I like my slaves to bring me my beer, not drink it all before it gets to me.



I could drink your pale ale and not even be buzzed.

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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
i pick harley


a wise choice. finally, you begin to learn what we have tried to teach you. but do not get cocky.

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 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
Prolly Grimm. I think he's the only one that has gotten close to tapping Harley so I'd want to hear the stories and live vicariously thru him....



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 Originally Posted By: cross
pig iron, i know grimm will still the beer. and drink it, and then pass out before he does my bidding



it's funny because it's true!

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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: rex
Neither.

I like my slaves to bring me my beer, not drink it all before it gets to me.



I could drink your pale ale and not even be buzzed.


I'd hardly call Coors Light 'ale'.

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 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
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Neither.

I like my slaves to bring me my beer, not drink it all before it gets to me.



I could drink your pale ale and not even be buzzed.


I'd hardly call Coors Light 'ale'.


I was referring to that sierra nevada stuff that rex gets drunk off of one bottle of.

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Dude...if mere beer gets you drunk, perhaps you weren't worthy of The Kwinky Stinky in the first place.

Ireland or Scotland: Choose now.


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there be no choice, I'm irish. and I am the only one here gettin close to kwinky, stinky or no.

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But Johnnie Walker Black, Green or Blue is so much better than Jameson's...from what I've heard the Micks can only try to drink like the Scots.

Of course, what would I know...the best alcoholic beverage my people could come up with was malt liquor.

Though, I will definitely bet you I could drink more 40s of Olde English than you can...


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I didn't even comment on the kwink stick part...I would imagine she smells like lobster drizzled with orange chocolate sauce...

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 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
But Johnnie Walker Black, Green or Blue is so much better than Jameson's...from what I've heard the Micks can only try to drink like the Scots.

Of course, what would I know...the best alcoholic beverage my people could come up with was malt liquor.

Though, I will definitely bet you I could drink more 40s of Olde English than you can...



stereotype all ya want. I drink what I feel like. some days it's guinness, some days it's vodka. some days it's jaeger. I'm not overly worried about anyone else thinks about my drinking preferences.

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It's not stereotyping, son...it's just a matter of taste. Jameson's is just not a tasty beverage. Neither it Guinness nor any type of vodka. I can get with most types of gin, Gentleman Jack, Crown, Hennesy, Maker's Mark or anything else dark except rum...before someone says it; yeah, I am rascist when it comes to my liquor.

Now, Jaeger...I was hooked on Vick's Formula 44 when I was a kid so I'm definitely down with The Meister.

Don't get no black than that shit....


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so beardguy's taken up gardening?

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Butt, seriously...


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 Originally Posted By: Jeremy



 Originally Posted By: Grimm
so beardguy's taken up gardening?




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Laugh it up, Fuzzball...


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