I'm bored and can't sleep, and the sad thing is, I might have started a similar thread to this one years ago here at Media XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX...
Anyway...
Flashback to about 5 years ago?
Paul Mandral was at a comic book convention. I was hunting old issues of Captain America, and every douche there was asking too much for books I could have gotten on ebay for a better price.
So I'm wading through a wave of fat asses who are gawking at the vampirella knock offs who are desperately trying to sell their underground comics at a makeshift booth (these poor darlings at the booth were talking it up with some of the losers, the whole scene reminded me of seeing sorry ass dudes talk to Hooters waitresses at that restaurant; no fellas they don't find you funny, the girls are just after your money, ask them out and they have an abusive boyfriend that they are going to kick to the curb "just one of these days if they don't straighten out, so maybe next week!")
That was a big paragraph. So yeah...
I'm trying to get to the exit to get the living fuck out of there, when I notice that one dealer wasn't selling books...no, this gent was selling movies. He even had a little TV to preview movies on.
Well, wouldn't you know it? Someone, and who I don't know, because if I did know I would have skullfucked the motherfucker right then and there (see "Full Metal Jacket" for details) requested some...odd Asian movie.
So here's where I picked up...
There was a gang (or maybe just one guy?) and he abducted a girl and her nerdy boyfriend. He shoots the boyfriend, and blood splatters all over the girl's face. Reading the subtitles, the killer goes into a speech about decaying flesh or some business, and then he rips out the dead dude's heart of something (cheap special effects, but still), and then takes a big ol' bite out of it.
Meanwhile, the girl is turned on by this, and the killer starts to kiss her on the face, which still has blood on it, remember? I think they were going to make fuck, which distrubed me to no end.
I have a strong stomach (I once ate at PJP's restaurant) and I'm pretty desensitized toward a lot of things, but this nauseated me. My jaw was close to the ground, and I looked away from the screen to see the creepy fucker who ran the booth was staring at me. I guess he thought I was the weirdo for not getting into a guy kissing a girl who has her dead boyfriend's blood splattered all over her face and such.
My eyes then scanned what other treats he had to offer! Nekromantik, a love story about a girl who fucks corpses, and other demented garbage. Good fucking grief.
Not too far away from this, was a guy who was dressed as Spider-man, who was talking to kids and their parents.
Um, the curbing bit in American History X makes me want to puke. I think my grandpa did that to people. The thought of it gives me the creeping horrors.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Half the scenes in Ichi the Killer and Suicide Club.
Pretty much all of Audition...
I agree with your picks, though I'd say it's just the last 40 minutes of Audition that are killer. If you think Suicide Club is disturbing, allow me to draw your attention to the director's follow-up: Strange Circus. You're welcome in advance.
Even though I saw it coming before the movie even started, the last two minutes of Sleepaway Camp are truly fucked up. Hard Candy has a scene that is truly disturbing, though the same could be said for the entire brilliant movie. There are no less than 5 scenes that hit some level of fuck-uppedness in Mountain Of The Cannibal God that make the movie worth seeing and hilarious.
Maybe more to come.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
The ending to Journey to the Far Side of the Sun(a.k.a. Doppelganger)...I've seen it almost a hundred times in the last 25 years and I STILL can't make sense of it.
What's the most FUCKED up thing you EVAR saw in a movie...?
(C'mon...what'd you EXPECT me to say?)
Cute, G.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
I saw Nekromantic in a big screen at a "fucked up artsy european movie" cycle in College. Lots of pretentious alternative girls who will blow you if you've ever heard of Jodorowsky, so I used to go to the showings every week, even if most of the movies were pretentious crap. Anyway, Nekromantic about a guy who works in a morgue and likes stealing corpses and using them for threesomes with his girlfriend. Then the girlfriend loses interest so she kills the guy and brings him back as a zombie to further fuck him (or was it the other way around?). The movie is relatively fucked up until the very end, in which the guy is seriously injured and begins wanking, turned on by his own death. He wanks and he wanks and he wanks and he wanks until he starts cumming blood and more blood and the blood starts coming out like a hose and then his cock starts falling apart and he's still furiously wanking and the pieces of his cock are flying off as the blood continues jumping in great quantities. You could hear collective sounds of disgust as the audience, including myself, began walking out at this point.
Um, the curbing bit in American History X makes me want to puke.
I couldn't watch that scene in its entirety, it was too fucking disturbing - more so because it wasn't some hack 'em up horror, but something that has more than likely actually happened.
Like Joe said, Hard Candy had a scene that had to be every man's worst nightmare. The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover - pretty much everything in this pretentious crap is designed to disgust and nauseate the viewer, from castration to cannibalism. Pretension masquerading as art. The whole film is fucked up and disturbing.
The scene in Se7en where the guy is talking about how he fucked the girl to death with a knife-strap on. Thinking about that still disturbs me to no end.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet."
The scene in Se7en where the guy is talking about how he fucked the girl to death with a knife-strap on. Thinking about that still disturbs me to no end.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. That makes my vagina crawl up in horror and hide in my lung cage.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Seven was one of the great ones. I agree with that and many others here.
Also for some reason after watching Pet Semetary years ago when Gage Creed (the little boy who was brought back to life after getting hit by a truck) slashed at Herman Muenster's heel with a scalpel I still have to check under the bed every once in awhile.
That sentence makes little to no sense grammatically but I think you guys catch my drift.....I'm rambling alot today today.
The scene in Se7en where the guy is talking about how he fucked the girl to death with a knife-strap on. Thinking about that still disturbs me to no end.
I'd forgotten about that part. That was the moment where I seriously considered walking out of the film, just because of the horrible mental images it gave me.
Originally Posted By: PJP
Seven was one of the great ones. I agree with that and many others here.
Also for some reason after watching Pet Semetary years ago when Gage Creed (the little boy who was brought back to life after getting hit by a truck) slashed at Herman Muenster's heel with a scalpel I still have to check under the bed every once in awhile.
That sentence makes little to no sense grammatically but I think you guys catch my drift.....I'm rambling alot today today.
For me it was the moment Herman got his mouth slashed. As bad as the ankle cut was (and I agree it was pretty fucking bad) the though of a blade cut across my face like that was worse.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
It was good fucking movie.....I was in high school when I saw it.
I concur.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
The scene in Se7en where the guy is talking about how he fucked the girl to death with a knife-strap on. Thinking about that still disturbs me to no end.
Yeah...that was fucked up. But to me, the worst scene in the flick was the "what's in the box?" scene at the end. Don't know why but, that always creeped me out...prolly cuz it was is jsut so horrific to imagine someone you love experiencing that kind of death and you having to experience it in that way...
Other than that...watching a donkey show on some bootleg porno. It was whatever until the chick sucked the donkey off and he came quarts in her mouth.
Even my legendary love for cum shots has limits...BLLLLEEECCCCCHHHHH!!!!!
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you!
You'd think I was disturbed by any of the movies mentioned here...But neigh.
Nekromantik was actually one of the first movies I, honest to goodness, masturbated to. This was because I didn't actually discover real porn until a few years later. The sequel, while more sexually graphic, sucked ass.
Hard Candy was just annoying and pretentious the whole way through. I just wanted to mangle the little bitch and staple her fat mouth shut.
Whoever was shocked and awed by the curbing scene in AHX is a fucking light-weight. It's a dummy for crying out! Get a life!
Irreversible: I don't know what the big deal is here, the scene wasn't even acted out well. I figure the guy getting pummeled with a fire extinguisher should have gotten more attention--It caved in his face for fuck's sake.
The only thing that irked me about Audition was when she puked in the bowl and fed it to sack-dude. I mean, the needles going through the eyes was good, but the cinematography didn't really make me feel the pain; the end of Hostel 2 did a better job.
Ichi the Killer was more showy than substantial and Suicide Club was just stupid.
Seven hasn't even been born yet after all these movies.
Anywho, I'm not trying to show off. I'm just pointing out that you're all losers.
The scene from Old Boy when he cut out his own tongue--Now that made me turn away.
Men Behind the Sun came close with all the skin pulling, but in the end it was too fakey like with Ichi the Killer.
Whoever was shocked and awed by the curbing scene in AHX is a fucking light-weight. It's a dummy for crying out! Get a life!
It is a representation of something that happens all the time. It's real. THAT is what makes it turn my stomach. Plus, like I said, I'm pretty sure my fuckhead dead grandpa used to do that shit. He's beat up black people and latinos with a blackjack. I'm so sorry that something personal has more effect on me that the most realistic effects.
Moron.
They didn't show anything in the Seven 'fuck to death' scene, but that's still horrible. Mostly because it's just the concept that's presented.
Das Experiment is one of the top scariest movies I've ever seem. Not for any specific scene, but because it did happen (although was stopped before anything truely tragic occured) and it shows just how wretched a normal spattering of people could be.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
You'd think I was disturbed by any of the movies mentioned here...But neigh.
Nekromantik was actually one of the first movies I, honest to God, masturbated to. This was because I didn't actually discover real porn until a few years later. The sequel, while more sexually graphic, sucked ass.
Hard Candy was just annoying and pretentious the whole way through. I just wanted to mangle the little bitch and staple her fat mouth shut.
Whoever was shocked and awed by the curbing scene in AHX is a fucking light-weight. It's a dummy for crying out! Get a life!
Irreversible: I don't know what the big deal is here, the scene wasn't even acted out well. I figure the guy getting pummeled with a fire extinguisher should have gotten more attention--It caved in his face for fuck's sake.
The only thing that irked me about Audition was when she puked in the bowl and fed it to sack-dude. I mean, the needles going through the eyes was good, but the cinematography didn't really make me feel the pain; the end of Hostel 2 did a better job.
Ichi the Killer was more showy than substantial and Suicide Club was just stupid.
Seven hasn't even been born yet after all these movies.
Anywho, I'm not trying to show off. I'm just pointing out that you're all losers.
The scene from Old Boy when he cut out his own tongue--Now that made me turn away.
Men Behind the Sun came close with all the skin pulling, but in the end it was too fakey like with Ichi the Killer.
When CNN starts reporting that Fred Savage has climbed a tower with a high powered rifle, I'll know what's really going on.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet."
Nekromantik was actually one of the first movies I, honest to God, masturbated to.
Then you must've burned up your foreskin watching Aftermath.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Whoever was shocked and awed by the curbing scene in AHX is a fucking light-weight. It's a dummy for crying out! Get a life!
It is a representation of something that happens all the time. It's real. THAT is what makes it turn my stomach. Plus, like I said, I'm pretty sure my fuckhead dead grandpa used to do that shit. He's beat up black people and latinos with a blackjack. I'm so sorry that something personal has more effect on me that the most realistic effects.
The lynching - murder scenes in " Mississippi Burning" upset me terribly.
As Uschi stated, it's when something represents events that may have or actually did happen is when it is most shocking...
Lake Dead was the most fucked up movie I ever saw. it's full of hot chicks, sex, rape, & incest! this old guy dies and leaves his motel to his 3 hot granddaughters. so they go on a trip to visit it with their hot girlfriend, 1 hot slut, 1 hot boyfriend and a fat cheating jock. the first chick to die is the bitchy granddaughter, who gets a pipe hammered through her ankles and thrown over a boat with a weight holding her down. then the cheating jock gets hung while the slut gets raped and her faced nailed to a tree. then some more raping and killing of the other chick (they do show everyone getting raped. so we know it happened). then you find out the sheriff and the old nasty motel keeper are mother and son and they basically lick each others faces for like 30 seconds. then you find out the freaky looking killers are their children. then you find out the sisters are the old womans granddaughters,and they were brought their to keep the family line going, but the bitchy one was adopted and that's why she wasn't raped. then the killers are going to rape the sisters! then the girls dad comes in and says "this is how you fuck family!" and blows everyone up with a shotgun, saving his daughters and the hot boyfriend.
Internet Friends: Nowhereman: Says "cunt" a lot. Is also welsh or something. Brian Jonopoulos: Greek. Fucks socks. Also jobless and lives at home. Joe Mamma: Fat Captain Sammitch: Fucks fat chicks Stupid Doog: Married to a fat chick
I was watching what I thought was a normal Euro-trash Emmanuelle movie "Emmanuelle in America", but at some point, about halfway through maybe, there started being hardcore inserts (which is kinda normal for euro-movies). So, that isn't F(*&*ked up, but one of the scenes was a girl jerking off a horse.......that isn't normal.
The cockroach scene in A Nightmare On Elm Street 4. I can sit through the entire series and never flinch, but I always have to skip ahead when it comes to that scene.
"What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?"
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