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He fixes the cable?
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Presactly.


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she likes to pretend she has a life


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yet it remains somewhat unfufilled...


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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Sometimes, there's not enough penis in the world to satisfy a woman...


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?

You ARE black, right?


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we're still wondering about him...


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I want to replace TK as a member of your black posse.

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you'll have to fill out an application. we'll let you know...


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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hahah black people filling out applications...


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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
hahah black people filling out applications...


That's racist, Rob. Black people fill out applications all the time.

Welfare applications.

Which, I might add, makes them more accomplished at something than, say, rex.

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 Originally Posted By: the G-man
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
hahah black people filling out applications...


That's racist, Rob. Black people fill out applications all the time.

Welfare applications.





 Originally Posted By: the G-man

Which, I might add, makes them more accomplished at something than, say, rex.




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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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rex is below black people.

he's a rexican.


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You know whats below me?


Your mom.


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actually, technically speaking, rex blows everyone.


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Then he owes me 15 minutes.


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c'mon rex. take care of the kid.


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ummm...I'm prolly 15 years older than you and definitely have a giant sized man thing.

That would make YOU the kid.

If you and rex want to have a moment...


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"the kid" is not you, my friend.


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Ahhh.

Never mind....


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Where's the application form? I think I'm ready to be black now. I have been working out while listening to rap music, and I have watched every Jamie Kennedy movie multiple times.

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 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
and I have watched every Jamie Kennedy movie multiple times.



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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Pop a cap in his ass,yo!

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"pop a cap in his ass" is now obsolete.

The correct threatening phrase is:

"You 'bout to catch a hot one up in this bitch."

That is all.


Oderint, dum metuant.


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yeah, lothar, you bout to catch one hot bitch up if you be steppin on our turf!

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heh.

S.o.M. is straight gangsta.


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I just have one problem. How do I enlarge my penis? I'm tired of screwing bitches 3 times just to give them 9 inches.

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That's just genetics, dude.

Blame Mxy....


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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
I just have one problem. How do I enlarge my penis? I'm tired of screwing bitches 3 times just to give them 9 inches.


Now that you're black, you should be receiving your "new and improved" Big Black Cock in the mail along with a watermelon, a "gat", and the inability to shut up and watch the fucking movie.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Yep...then we'll send you to Boston cuz they luvs the bruthas around the Yahd...don't they, Joe?


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 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
Yep...then we'll send you to Boston cuz they luvs the bruthas around the Yahd...don't they, Joe?


Yes we do. Just don't send y'bruthas by bus. We tend to get a little testy.

(What? I can't turn the joke on myself?)


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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haha you have little testies.


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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
haha you have little testies.


Just one. It's normally normal sized, but it shrinks up when...y'know, those people, get bused in.

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I think that's the first (and probably will be the only) time that adjective's been used in my direction.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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