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I got myself the awesomeist gift evar. the death of beardguy., his heart swelled so much it burst.

thank you, me!


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Happy birthday.
Now go treat yourself to another eyeball, or somethin'.


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Happy birthday strange drunk russian mannish looking girl.


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rex has given the sock named in your honor its birthday fuck just for the occasion.


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It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
I got myself the awesomeist gift evar. the death of beardguy., his heart swelled so much it burst.

thank you, me!

Tits!

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happy sarlac day uschi...



(epic boobies ftw!)


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 Originally Posted By: rex
Happy birthday strange drunk russian mannish looking girl.


Oi! Don't be mean! I'm 24 and that makes me a woman. I'll have none of this "girl" shit!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
I got myself the awesomeist gift evar. the death of beardguy., his heart swelled so much it burst.

thank you, me!

Tits!


Cock it!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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happy uschitits!


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happy cuntday.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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THANKS!!!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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What the hell is all this crap!?

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I thought nazi ralies were outlawed...


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Happy Ultimate Day RAWK!


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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: rex
Happy birthday strange drunk russian mannish looking girl.


Oi! Don't be mean! I'm 24 and that makes me a woman. I'll have none of this "girl" shit!



Until one can prove me wrong, all women are girls until their late 20's.


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Once a female completes puberty, she is a woman. I bought a house this week. I'm a goddamn adult, reax. Live up to it.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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Happy Birthday Ashley.

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Rex has a whole pile of socks dedicated to you.

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Happy birthday!


where Bob Marley and dreadlocks are still popular. She has two non-fiction books in print, The One Thing Needful, and Living Waters For a Parched Land. Her poetry has appeared in Rattlesnake Review, Beat the Blackened Wing: An Anthology of Crows, PDQ, and Denali, among others. She is currently co-editor of Tiger’s Eye: A Journal of Poetry.
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Your vagina frightens me, so I bought it some toothpaste.


And floss.


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 Originally Posted By: Silky Johnson
Your vagina frightens me, so I bought it some toothpaste.


And floss.





Awww, how thoughtful! I love you so much, you beautiful, chocolate man!


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Happy Birthday, Uschi

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FUCK OFF, CUNT!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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I made you a picture, Uschi:



I made it myself with no other person.


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Now I hope you are not lying to us young chappie.
I would hate to think that the lyric to Ashes to ashes, meant nothing to you.


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I will never disappoint you, daddy.


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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My dear man, if I can call you a man that is, why do you frown so much?
Is it because you forgot to wash you man sword after inserting it into Mr. Kamphausens botty?


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

Knuts jealous of Mxy!

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 Originally Posted By: Lord David Bowie
My dear man, if I can call you a man that is, why do you frown so much?
Is it because you forgot to wash you man sword after inserting it into Mr. Kamphausens botty?



damn you Bowie! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!


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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Berfday? Already?


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Lord David Bowie
My dear man, if I can call you a man that is, why do you frown so much?
Is it because you forgot to wash you man sword after inserting it into Mr. Kamphausens botty?



damn you Bowie! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

At least I washed my pink oboe before you placed your moistened lips upon it.


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poor bowie is going blind. youre thinking of reax...


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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
damn you Bowie! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!


You don't say that to my daddy!


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
poor bowie is going blind. youre thinking of reax...

Let us ask the public who is the one more likely to lie.
The self confessed gay man, who likes nothing more than a throbbing beef bayonette between his lips.

Or me.


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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
damn you Bowie! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!


You don't say that to my daddy!

Do not upset yourself my dear, we can expect no less from his type.

People with hyphens in their screen names are notoriously jealous of everyone else.


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Except for The Bat-Man, dad.


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